Chapter 3

After Phoebe and Ted have given me a rundown of their day, Gail comes in the room letting us know that our late lunch is ready.

"Mr. Grey. Since I wasn't sure how Ted's stomach was feeling, I decided on making something light." She looks lovingly at my son and then back at me. Thank God she doesn't know about what happened to me and Taylor has kept his mouth shut.

"Thank you" Ana smiles at her.

Making our way to the kitchen Phoebe takes off running at full speed. "Stop running Pheebs! You could fall and hurt yourself!" I chuckle when I look down at my son reprimanding his little sister.

"He is sounding more and more like you every day, Christian."

"And that's a bad thing?"

"Depends on the situation" She shrugs and looks over her shoulder giving me a little smirk.

"You and your smart mouth, Ana." I grab her elbow and pull her towards me. "And don't think I didn't see you roll your eyes at me. That is twice you have made my palm twitch today." I whisper in her ear.

"And you will do well remembering what I told you about something else twitching too, Christian. But how is your stomach feeling?"

"Much better thank you for asking." I let go of her arm and we continue our way to the kitchen.

"Christian it doesn't matter what in thought of your cooking this morning. The thought was really sweet. That is one of the things I love about you".

Smiling back to myself I start digging into my lunch. The kids haven't spoken a word since they started eating. They must have been hungry, seeing how they only had cereal for breakfast.

"Dad do you think maybe after we eat lunch we can take Jax and Meatball outside and play"? Looking down at the furry members of the Grey household. I'll never forget how we ended up with these two. Phoebe and Ted wanted a pet of their own. Ted's first choice was a hamster. There was no way was I going to have a rodent in the house. Phoebe wanted two rabbits. Nope, not going to happen. I wasn't going to have something in my house that fucks more than my wife and I. So we compromised on a dog for each.

"Sure, as long as you are feeling better"

"Seeing how it's the weekend Christian do we have any plans"?

"I thought about inviting the family over tomorrow for a BBQ. Let the kids play and swim for a while, while we adults have a few beverages. I'll send Charlie Tango down in the morning for Ray. I was thinking about seeing if mom and dad wanted to take the kids home with them tomorrow night. Then you and I could have a little one on fun by ourselves." I wink at her and quickly look at the kids but they are oblivious to our conversation.

"Are you planning on bleaching your, well...you know between now and then"?

"Seriously Ana you weren't supposed to even see that. I should have been more careful. I'm just glad Ted didn't pick it up and think it was toothpaste."

"Did you actually go into Walgreens yourself and buy it?" She giggles and now it is my turn to roll my eyes.

"Of course I didn't go into Walgreens to buy that shit myself. I had Taylor go in."

While Ana and I sit back and watch the kids play and chase the dogs. I start planning tomorrow night out in my head with my sexy wife. Stop thinking about it, Grey. No need to get a hard on right now.

Seeing how Ana didn't want to play last night, the both of us got plenty of rest. Looking down at my sleeping beauty I lean over, kiss her head and make my way over to the closet to get the anal bleach cream.

Time to start my three S's plus a little AB. Shit, shower, shave, and anal bleaching time.

I take care of the shower and shave because let's be honest, there is nothing left to come out of the other end. That's because Ana loaded my ass up with pepto last night. Now feeling fresh as a daisy from my shower I decide on locking the door. Wouldn't want Ana coming in and seeing me with my leg cocked up on the sink with my head bent down looking between my legs. And that would look like I am sticking my sticking my finger up my ass. I swear I would never hear the end of that.

Making my way up to Ted's room I start singing to myself. "No more unexpected dribble and no more feeling like my asshole is on fire. Great way to start the day."

I find Teddy in bed playing with Jax the lab.

"Hey buddy, how are you feeling this morning?"

"Much better daddy. Are we still having the family BBQ today? Maybe Ava and I can go for a swim in the pool." Visions of a turd floating in the pool come bouncing in my head. I first wanted to make sure he was feeling better before I even brought up going swimming today. Wouldn't want to upset the little guy.

"Sure son, as long as you are feeling up to it, and as long as Aunt Kate and Uncle Lelliot says it's ok."

He nods happily before turning back to play with Jax.

Opening the door to Phoebe's room I hold my breath for a second, because we never know how we are going to find her. Today seems to be the day she has decided to be sleeping under the covers with her whole body sideways. All I see is a brown paw sticking out, which belongs to her poodle Meatball. I make my way over to her and pull the covers down and give Meatball's paw a little squeeze. Jesus she's going to give me a heart attack one of these days. Only three and so much like her mother.

Rounding the corner I see Taylor talking to Gail in the kitchen. Being in a good mood and not the bastard I usually am I stand back for a while and let them have their good morning in peace. When they realize I am standing in the doorway like an idiot I give a quick nod to both of them and give Gail a small smile as I take a seat at the breakfast bar.

Like every morning she set a cup of coffee in front of me. "Egg white omelet this morning, Mr. Grey?"

Looking up I notice Taylor trying and failing at laughing at the mention of eggs.

I should fire his ass just for laughing. The bastard wouldn't be laughing if the tables were turned on him.

"No eggs for me this morning Gail, give me a minute, please."

Discretely I open Google on my phone. "Taylor what time should Ray be arriving?"

"In about an hour and a half sir."

I nod and quickly Google "food that doesn't contain eggs." Mentally and physically I don't think my body can handle anything that has eggs in it this morning.

"I think the kids and Ana would love bagels, bacon, and hash browns Gail, if that's not too much to ask."

"Of course not Mr. Grey."

Taking my first sip of coffee, I see Ana and the kids making their way into the kitchen. Ana walks to where I am sitting, kisses me on the cheek and whispers.

"I missed you in bed this morning. You know I hate waking up alone."

"I'm sorry, beautiful I couldn't sleep anymore and I didn't have the heart to wake you." And I wanted to slip in the bathroom to make sure my stomach was in the all clear. No way would I have wanted her to hear it, or walk into what would have smelled like something had crawled up my ass and died. My nose still hasn't recovered from that horrific smell yesterday.

My princess wanting to beat her brother on the good morning starts talking. "Good morning daddy, me and Meatball had a good sweep too."

"I noticed that princess, when I came and checked in on you this morning. You really need to stop sleeping like that. It's. It not safe Pheebs"

Just as Mrs. Taylor places the food on the bar Teddy starts talking too. He probably doesn't want to feel left out.

"Dad at what time is everyone getting here?"

"Well your grandpa Ray will be here in about an hour and fifteen minutes, and the rest of the family should get here around twelve or so."

"Christian who did you invite?"

"The whole family Ana. Your dad, my mom and dad, Mia and Ethan, Elliot, and Kate. Oh, and I gave Taylor and Sawyer the day off as well. Taylor is fixing to head off to go pick up Sophie from her mothers."

"What about all the meat and all the sides Christian? There's no way I can go to the grocery store and come home and get everything ready?"

"Calm down ! And don't roll your eyes at me. You do remember I'm taking note on how many times you have rolled your eyes. That one right there just cost you spanking number 4. Gail picked up the meat yesterday. Mom is bringing the salad and baked beans. Mia is bringing the deserts and potato salad. Kate! Well I told Kate just to bring a watermelon. You know the girl still can't cook, even after we got her the cooking classes 2 years ago for Christmas. Poor Elliot, he's always complaining about how she still burns water while trying to cook"

"Dad are you talking about Aunt Kate? You know the last time me and Pheebs stayed over there, she tried cooking Mac and Cheese and burned it. She burned it so bad Uncle Lelliot had to throw the pan away."

After breakfast I take Ted to his room to help get him ready, while Ana takes our very energetic 3 year old. Ana comes walking out with a smoking hot black bikini on with a white cover up making my dick twitch. Do not get a hard on! Do not get a heard on!

I will myself to think of everything unpleasant. My dad walking around in a Speedo. Kate with hairy armpits. Elliot on the toilet in my house taking a shit like I was yesterday. Yep, that did it.

"Ana don't take your cover-up off today. That body belongs to me. I don't want people looking at you like that. Even if it's just family. Do you understand?"

"What happen to delayed gratification Mr. Grey?" If you take it off Ana. So help me I'll kick everyone out so fast they be out of the door before they can say the Easter Bunny is coming in a few weeks."

"You know Christian, the Easter Bunny always brings chocolate eggs. You know those kind with the cream filling in them happen to be my favorite."

"I'm well aware Ana. I'll be sure to give you something that's filled with cream later. You know Mr. BG is always locked and loaded with cream when I'm around you."

I smirk down at my wife when I see the blush spreading over her face and head outside when we hear the sounds of the rotor blades turning. That's our signal grandpa Ray has arrived. The kids and the dogs beat us outside. After Ray hops out, he gives the dogs a head rub and the kids a hug. He makes his way over to us smiling.

Thanks to Ana my fear of touch doesn't seem to bother me anymore. Well with family members that is. Let a stranger come up to me. Now that's a different story.

"Good to see you Ray, how was your flight?"

"Morning son, everything was good."

"Grandpa Way, you think you can play dolls with me in a wittle bit?" Leave it to my sweet baby girl to ask everyone she meets to play dolls and dress up with her. "Sure thing Phoebe!"

"Yeah Phoebe, he can play dolls with you before we get into the pool."

"Yous not the boss of my or grandpa Way, Teddy." Seeing Phoebe with her hand on her hips I know it is time to step in.

"Hey you two knock it off." Phoebe scowls and walks away stomping her little feet. While Teddy mutters 'girls' under his breath.

After spending the morning with Ray, actually Phoebe and Sophie took him upstairs to do God knows what with, the rest of the family members start arriving. The first to arrive is mom and dad. With a kiss on my cheek my mom goes to the kitchen with Ana and Gail.

I follow my dad to the patio. "Son, Elliot called yesterday and said Teddy got sick at school with the stomach virus and Ana picked him up early. I trust he's better now?"

Jesus Christ the boy has a big mouth. Almost as big as Kate's. "Yes dad everything is fine. He just had a stomach ache."

"Just checking son. No need to get your boxers in a twist" A feeling of pride actually sweeps threw me knowing I can wear boxers today. Thank god the rest of the family has showed up. Walking in next is queen crazy with her bump sticking out and Elliot with Ava on his shoulders.

"I still believe Kate is just as crazy as the first day I met her.

"Hey bro how's it hanging and what's up with this family BBQ?"

"I just thought it would be a nice day to have a family get together. If you are not happy then you can leave. There is the door and please be so kind to take your wife with you." I whisper the last sentence in his ear.

"Calm down you two, no need to tease one another." My mother says walking in from the kitchen, with a glass of tea for my dad. Grace Trevelyan Grey, always the peacemaker.

Sitting around hearing Ted say "Grace" fills me with pride. After he thanks God for the food, every family member sitting here, the dogs, the squirrels, the new toy he got the other day. Christ, he's worse than Grandpa Theo when he prays. Just as I start to think he's fixing to throw the Amen in there he shocks the ever living shit out of me. "And thank you God, for not letting me and dad have anymore poo-poo accidents." Shooting a look at my wife I catch her trying to hold her laughter in. Think Grey, how the hell are you going to get out of this one. Finally we get the Amen we have all been waiting for.

Elliot being Elliot has to start his shit just as I imagined he would. "Christian last night on the phone you never mentioned anything about you having a poo-poo accident. All you said was Teddy was sick. Now this right here is the reason why I didn't tell you I think to myself.

"I'm fine Elliot let it go." I say sending him a glare. Normally Phoebe is my precious baby girl. But I swear right now she's turning into a mouth of the south."

"Daddy that's not what you said last night when we were having movie time. You said Ted had an accident in his cwose and you did too. You even said you had to put your panties in the twash cose you pooped a whittle in them. And when I asked mommy why you and Ted were sick. Her told me cause you cookeded eggs for bweskfast." She is nodding her head and looking around the table making sure everyone heard her. Well everyone fucking did.

Carefully I look up and notice all eyes are on me.

"Phoebe that's enough."Shit that's twice in two days I've embarrassed myself. No way in hell I'm ever going to live this down.

"Really Christian, you know I'm going to rag you about shitting yourself for years to come. Well unless you give me a million. Then I'll keep my mouth shut."

"That's enough boys. And Elliot watch your mouth. Because trust me young man. I can tell them about how you were still wetting the bed at ten years of age."

Sitting back and feeling pretty dam good, I watch my brother's eyes almost popping out of his head. Silently I thank God when Kate turns around and slaps his arm and says.

"Babe, remember the other night when you went out with the boys from work. You came home three sheets to the wind. I woke up to the feel of something wet. That's when I noticed you had PEED all over yourself while sleeping. Also, remember…" "That's enough Kate. I promise I'll stop teasing Christian if you just stop. For the love of God. Just please stop."

"Just saying, babe." She says sweetly.

Finally the family and kids are gone. Don't get me wrong, I love my kids just as much as I love their mother, but tonight I can't wait to play with Ana. Also, there's been something playing on my mind for the last couple days. I just needed to run it by my wife and get her thoughts on it.

"Why don't you go upstairs and get the bath ready, baby? I'm just going to take the dogs out for a potty one last time."

Pushing the bathroom door open, I smell the sweet bubble bath she likes to use. I find her bending over the tub filling it up. Did I mention she's butt ass naked. Seeing her like this I immediately drop my pants and boxers. My hard as a rock cock springs free.

"Why hello Mr. Grey. I was wondering when you were going to come and find me." 'Why hello to you too Mrs. Grey." Pushing my dick into her backside I land a hard smack to her backside. The moan that escapes her mouth springs me on more." "That's one spanking only a few more to go. You think you can handle that baby?" "Let's get clean first before we get dirty Christian."

Sitting in the tub for almost 20 minutes, I decide to broach my thought. Fuck I'm nervous! This could make me or break me right here. Turning Ana around to face me. I have to see her emotions on her face. "Ana I've been thinking the last few weeks. Ted and Phoebe are getting older. I'm starting to miss really miss the pitter patter of little feet running through the house. I miss watching your stomach grow. Not to mention getting a taste of your breast milk. Your tits Ana. Don't even get me started on those puppies. Ana, what I'm trying to tell you is that I want another baby."

The smile on her face and the kiss she gives me lets me know the answer I need. But I still need to hear her say the words. "Christian I would love nothing more than to have another baby with you. But let's get you potty trained first."

The End

Author's note:

Thank you so much for taking the time to read and review my first story. A very special thank you to my friend 1974Alner. And a very special thank you to all you awesome writers out there who have inspired me to try my hand at writing.