A/N: Obviously, I need either cooler fic title, or a completely new fic.
Re: DO NOT READ PREVIOUS MESSAGE
From: Sunstone Filars
To: Avus Dayne
Subject: Re: DO NOT READ PREVIOUS MESSAGE
Too late to ask me not read anything - my inbox is ordered by the oldest unread messages, so the email not intended for my eyes was on top, and I opened it, as I open basically everything these days.
Avus, I usually wouldn't step into personal matters of my people, but this is rather special case, so…
As you probably noticed already, Vette is pretty easy-going and open to meeting new people she can talk to. Talk to. Forget about writing her emails - if you see her at cantina, why don't you just go over to her, introduce yourself, and see how it goes?
Vette is - apart from very pretty woman - a very gentle being who went through quite a lot, so I feel obligated to tell you that should you break her heart or treat her in any way less than what she deserves, you can count on following people having at the very least very strict words with you:
- me (and that's about just those strict words)
- Gault Rennow (the man knows every dirty trick in existence, and some of them which do not exist - yet - so don't tempt fate)
- T7 (not exactly a person but believe me, when he decides to run over your foot, he can be very mean)
- Len Parvek (he is much stronger than he looks, and that says a lot)
- Hylo Vizs (who could make you disappear quicker than you could say 'smuggle', so don't think of anything funny)
Otherwise, if this haven't scared you yet - go get her, tiger!
- Sunstone Filars,
Alliance Commander
P.S. By the way, in case you were wondering - those 'head tentacle things' are called lekku.
P.P.S. And if you know what is good for you, please, forget everything about poetry, and just be yourself. Buy the girl a drink. Listen to what she says and say something at least remotely interesting and/or funny, and go from there. Just no poetry, I beg you.