Even More Harry Potter Limericks

Author: Myself, the tired yet hyper girl sat infront of the computer that doesn't belong to her, acting weird and drinking nesquik power mixed with milk= chocolate milk…namely, me, Johnnys Eeyore

Title: Even MORE Harry Potter Limericks

Disclaimer: (Yawns) See chapter 1…SEE CHAPTER 1 DAMMIT! I own practically nothing in this world! Except weird, insane and cool shit…oh, I own a pack of skittles! HA! Bet you're jealous!

Authors Note: Even more limericks. Can't believe I actually keep thinking of more characters to do. In fact, after this lot, I'm fresh out of things and people to do! So, if you want more and can think of any I haven't yet done then please leave the character name in a review! Thanks (Smiles in a sinister way)

Lily Potter-

"She made out to James they were poor

 So he would let her become a she-whore

 Selling herself of the streets

 To all the men that she meets

 No wonder her privates are sore"

James Potter-

"As an animal, he chose a stag

 His self-loving attitude makes me gag

 He thought he was great

 But death was his fate

 Does he know that he married a slag?"

Filch-

"He creeps around, trying to cause shit

 He not remotely sexy or fit

 He an annoying old oaf

 Eats excessive meat loaf

 And that's why he's such a fat git"

Authors Note: God that was pathetic! HELP! Review if you can…I need more people to do!