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Chapter 1: What's this! Worst nightmares coming true!

Okay, I know, I shouldn't start a new story. But I can't help it! I get all these new ideas!! I know, what if I just put all my ideas into one giant messy idea? Then everyone will benefit from it!

Disclaimer: Don't own-plain and simple

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"So, Videl,"

"Yeah, Gohan?"

"You wanna come to this party thing my mum and Bulma are organising?"

Videl and Gohan were walking together to their first class; both were already EXTREMELY late. But that didn't bother them. It wasn't like they were 'trying' to be late. Gohan just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and had to get away from a dinosaur that was chasing him around the countryside all morning. Offcourse, Gohan (being the strong person he is) put the flying beast into Dino-land. A place where all unconscious dinosaurs go when they get the daylights beat out of them by a certain demi-saiyan. Videl, on the other hand, only got tied up with some crazy person threatening to blow up the entire city . you know the usual.

Gohan's palms began to sweat the heavy English books needed for his next class. Obviously, he was a 'bit' nervous. If Videl didn't accept his invitation, his whole world would crumble. As you can tell he really wanted her to go.

Videl pondered the request given to her. Should she go? She already knew about all of his weird little secrets eg. Being Saiyaman, the art of flying etc. So it wasn't like anything new was going to take her by surprise, unless she bumped into the gold fighter during the party.

'As if that would ever happen.' she thought as she silently laughed to herself.

As they neared the door to their classroom, her pace came to a halt. This caused Gohan to stop as well. She than gave him an emotionless stare, eyeing down every square inch of him.

Seeing that the suspense was just killing him (not physically offcourse). She could easily tell he really wanted her to go.

"Well." Videl gave one of her very rare smiles made just for Gohan and possibly sometimes Goten (if he was good) "Why not, I'm sure it'll be great fun!"

It took a whole half minuet for Gohan to register the new information. "Y-You mean it? You'll really go.really!?"

"You just asked me didn't you?"

Gohan's mouth formed a HUGE smile. "Thanks a lot Videl, you're the best!!" He was just about to give Videl a big bone-crunching hug but restrained himself at the last minuet.

"uhhh, I mean," he cleared his throat "I'll pick you up at 2pm this Sunday" He didn't want to kill his date before he even had a chance to take her out.

Videl just giggled as she began to open the door to the class that they were already half an hour late for.

As they entered the room it seemed silent, too silent, until.

"Yeah! score for Gohan!"

"Wow man! how'd ya do it?"

"Hay Gohan, once you've gone out with Videl can you go out with me!?"

"Videl, would you come the party thing MY mum is organising?"

Apparently the class had been listening in on the 'couples' recent conversation and was eager to find out more. All the boys were 'wooing' (except for maybe Sharpner) and all the girls were sighing.

The teacher attempted to get order. "OK, that's enough class! we don't need to cheer and hold a private party for everyone who walks in late!!" The teacher eyed a bottle of champagne that had 'mysteriously' came out of nowhere and was being shared among the class.

At this point Gohan and Videl were blushing furiously. Had their WHOLE English class been THIS interested in their love life (which, incidentally, was still yet to be admitted). Everyone knew it was virtually impossible to score a date with Videl, and Gohan, well he always seemed to be able weasel out of these things. Girls couldn't help but crumble under the aura of his cute face, even if he did say no.

Eventually, the teacher got everyone under control, gave the two late comers, a dark, cold, evil glare and motioned them to sit in their seats.or else.

They both quickly scurried up to their seats next to Sharpner and Erasa, not making a word of protest. After a few minuets, they got out heir books and tried to begin their work ('tried' being the key word)

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English had finished and Videl and Gohan had been receiving the silent treatment from Erasa and Sharpner through the whole lesson. But eventually, they sorted things out and were chatting like crazy once again, as if nothing had ever happened. Every one was still waiting for the teacher of the next lesson to show up, so there was time to talk.

"So anyway Videl," Erasa said as she got out her bag from under the desk "you have got to see this, I got it last night" she rummaged around and got out a small glass bottle filled with sparkling purple power and handed it to Videl to examine.

The blank stare she had on her face reflected on the bottle. Videl didn't know anything about the latest make-up, fashion things and definitely didn't know what this was

"uhh, Erasa what is this stuff? Is it some sort of make-up?"

Erasa burst out laughing

"no silly, it's a potion that I got from 'witches delight', it puts a curse on anyone you sprinkle it on," she explained

"Huh?" Videl was still confused "what do you mean? curse?"

"Well, what it does is." Erasa looked around for any ease-droppers and began to whisper to Videl what the mysterious purple potion does. Once Erasa had finished Videl burst out laughing

"Yeah right Erasa, as this stuff could do that. It's probably just some stupid gimmick thing made up to suck people in"

Erasa frowned

"it is NOT some sort of cheap thing! And I know that for a fact!"

"how?" Videl managed to gasp, still under the effects of excessive laughter.

"well," Erasa had a smug look on her face "I'm gonna test it on Sharpner"

Videl anime dropped out of her seat.

"Huh?" Erasa looked down in confusion "You know Videl, you shouldn't fall off you chair during class. It looks bad."

Videl let out a sigh as Erasa went back to doing an essay due next week. As she got back up she could hear some snickering.

Automatically, she looked in Sharpner's, expecting him to be laughing his head off. But he was only chatting up another girl.

"hehehe"

She heard the snickers again except, they were coming from Gohan's direction. She did a 180 spin to find that Gohan was indeed laughing, but he was trying to hide it.

Videl glared

"Gohan, what's so funny?"

He turned to look at Videl and began to laugh ten times more

She was getting a little irritated

"C'mon Gohan, tell me, what's so funny!?"

He continued laughing but attempted to speak

"oh, it nothing Videl , it's just, you know"

Now she was getting infuriated

"no, I don't know" she spoke between her teeth, was Gohan, laughing at her? If he was, he had something coming.

"ah, don't worry, I'll tell you later" he managed to gasp out

"I want to know now!" Gohan was really getting on her nerves, if he didn't stop laughing, she swore she was going to hit him.

"Nah seriously, it's nothing!" he burst out laughing again

"AGH! GOHAN!" through utter rage she chucked the closest object nearest to her hand straight at Gohan's head.

"haha, agh!" Gohan almost squeaked as the shiny purple object came into intercourse with his head. Since he was laughing so much, he had no time to react. This caused a huge.

SMASH!

The glass bottle broke into dozens of pieces, scattering it's contains all over him. Of course all the sharp pieces of glass didn't hurt or cut his skin of steel, but now he had purply stuff all over himself. Just at that moment the teacher had chosen to walk in, and, to make matters worse, he had just fallen out of his chair form the shock of it all

Needless to say Gohan wasn't laughing any more.

"SON GOHAN!" Mr Mutty's shadow was right over the 'doomed-to-be-student' "What are you doing young man! I expected better! This is Math class, not fairy class! Go to the bathroom and get that purple substance off you right this instant!!!"

Gohan suddenly stood up with perfect posture, as if he were in an army.

"yes sir, sorry sir" This teacher reminded him of his mother.

He briskly headed towards the bathrooms.

Videl watched as Gohan made his way out of the class and giggled to her self. He deserved that for not telling her what was so funny.

But Videl wasn't all that cold hearted, part of her still did care. She decided she'd make it up to him later.

5 minuets later the most unusual thing happened

A big black shaggy wolf walked into the classroom, causing 5 girls to shriek, 5 boyfriends to get their hair literally pulled out of their skull and one guy to jump onto his chair and hope that the big bad scary wolf would just go away.

The weird part was that wolf didn't look very threatening. It just seemed to be minding it's own business. As it made it's way to the front of the class, it stopped, and turned around.

5 more minuets later a powder-free Gohan walked back into class.

In his teddy bear under

ONLY his teddybear underwear.

The class just gaped, wide mouths and all.

Some people laughed

Some people cried

Some people continued to gape

And some just laughed their asses off

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Well, whatcha think?

Dodgy?

Pathetic?

Doesn't deserve to be on FF.net?

All the above?

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