A/N: Hey everyone! I'm back with my first Voltron story! This is about Pidge (as will most of my VLD fics) because I love her. This story is inspired by a video I saw on YouTube with clips of Pidge over audio of Bex Taylor-Klaus cursing. It's pretty funny.

Also, writing this made me realize I'm only good at writing humor and romance. AKA the two genres I used to hate writing.

Also I'm never letting the Texan Keith jokes go.

Disclaimer- I don't own Voltron: Legendary Defender and its characters.

"Lance, are you crazy?" Shiro shouted into his comm. Said teenage boy flinched but scoffed into his own communicator, pretending that he was not bothered by the leader's sharp tone.

"Chillax, guys." He paused, pursing his lips. "Or as Keith would say, y'all."

There was silence.

"Y'know, 'cause he's Texan."

"I am going to rip your esophagus out and shove it up your nose."

"Oh please, you love me and you know it."

"Lance," Hunk started carefully. "Maybe you should just leave Keith alone and stop being so rowdy today."

"Hunk, my main man," The Cuban boy smirked as he gripped the controls of his lion tighter. "You've known me for how long? Maybe you should know by now that once I put my mind to something I don't stop."

"So does that mean that you always want to be an idiot?" Keith hissed.

A dramatic gasp from Hunk sounded in everyone's ears. "Did Keith just make a joke? Oh my God, am I dead?" He breathed out. Lance chuckled.

"To answer Keith's question, no. But also yes."

And with a whoop, he ejected himself from his lion.

There were four screams as the blue Paladin fell freely down to the planet's surface.

"We're still in the atmosphere! There's still gravity!" Pidge yelled, darting to catch her idiotic teammate like the rest of the Paladins.

"Is he trying to get himself killed?" Shiro shouted. Their hearts all pounded for their comedic friend as he fell closer to the ground.

They all screamed and freaked out when Lance was just seconds away from hitting the cold, unforgiving ground when…

"Are you kidding me?!" Keith roared. He watched with wide eyes as the Blue Lion caught Lance in her mouth before he hit the ground,

"Lance, oh my God!" Hunk screamed into the comm. "You scared us!"

"What the heck was that?" Shiro asked, breathing heavily. Lance just responded with a laugh.

When he noticed that there were only three concerned voices yelling at him instead of four, Lance asked, "What's wrong, Pidge? Were you not scared I'd die?"

"Lance McClain, you crazy bitch."

It was silent once again.

"Pidge Gunderson!" Shiro hissed. "Language!"

"Seriously, Shiro?" Pidge sounded incredulous. "Lance just tried to kill himself-"

"It was a joke!"

"-and you get mad at me for saying bitch?" She gasped, putting a hand on her chest. "I'm wounded."

"Just-" Shiro sighed, rubbing his temples. "Don't do it again, okay? Both of you." He paused. "Especially you, Lance."

"No promises." The two said in unison, snickering.