Author's Note:

Pairing: Tony Stark/Loki

Warnings: Mild violence

Title: Emperor's New Clothes by Panic! at the Disco

Disclaimer: The world and characters of The Avengers belong to Marvel. I own nothing but the plot and make no money from this story.

'There is no version of this where you come out on top.'

And then Loki kissed him.

Tony's brain short-circuited. Huh. Maybe there was a version where Loki came out on top. Tony very much hoped so. Loki pressed closer, lips cold but tongue quickly warming when it thrust into Tony's mouth. Tony couldn't help it; he groaned and reached up, pushed his fingers through Loki's hair and tugged sharply.

Instead of pushing him away, or stabbing him, or... any of that unpleasant stuff, Loki groaned. He moved closer still until he and Tony were pressed right up against each other. Loki's left arm came up, wrapped itself around Tony's waist, and tugged.

Tony gasped and Loki stuck his tongue deeper down his throat. The height difference was... quite a turn on, if Tony was being honest. Coupled with the wall of muscle he was leaning against, the strength in Loki's arm, and the fact that Loki's erection was definitely pressing against Tony's own through those tight leather pants...

Oh, yes. Tony was very much enjoying this. Tony tugged again and was rewarded with a lick against his tongue, a nip of his lower lip when Loki drew back. Tony panted heavily and dropped one hand to push it under Loki's ridiculous coat. He felt a thigh, then an ass, dug his fingers in and squeezed. He was rewarded with a rock of Loki's hips, Loki's arm easily keeping Tony pinned in place so that they rubbed together in the best possible way.

'This...' Tony breathed when he could actually form sentences again, 'is a very bad idea.'

'Yes,' Loki agreed easily. Tony looked up and caught Loki's eyes, a startling shade of blue this close. The bruises beneath did nothing to take away from Loki's stunning beauty. 'I will not stop.'

'You'd better not,' Tony growled. His hand slid from Loki's hair to his jaw and he tugged the god back down for another kiss. Loki moaned against him, into him, and Tony breathed it in. Their teeth clicked together harshly. Loki's hand smoothed up Tony's back to wrap around the nape of his neck.

Tony knew that he should be scared- the guy had threatened him all of four seconds ago- but honestly... he couldn't think. Could barely breathe. Was this the sceptre? Had Loki actually gotten to him after all?

Loki pulled back and licked his way from Tony's beard, across his jawline, all the way to his ear. And then he did something with his tongue that had Tony shuddering and arching forward. 'Please,' he begged.

'Already?' Loki growled. 'You are easy, Stark.'

'For you I'll be anything.' And Tony absolutely meant it. If Loki had asked him to toss Rogers off of a building, Tony'd do it. He wanted those lips back. Wanted those hands on his naked skin. Needed that cock in him. Right now. Please.

Loki dropped his sceptre, the clang terrifyingly loud in the room. But Loki stepped forward, forward, pushed and Tony had no choice back to step back. They kept walking right up until Tony hit one of his bar stools. He sat suddenly, stared up at Loki.

The god smirked. 'Kneeling would have been preferable. But I've discovered that I can't always get what I want.'

'That's a song,' Tony, stupidly, said.

Loki quirked an eyebrow. 'Kiss me, Stark.'

Tony did. He met Loki hungrily, arching up off the stool to fit his lips to the Trickster's. His hands found their back back into Loki's long hair. It was surprisingly soft, given how slick it looked, and Tony briefly wondered what product he used until Loki pressed against him. He was still hard and even the bar digging into Tony's back could do little to kill the mood.

Wrapping his legs around Loki's, Tony crushed them together. Everything was suddenly hot and needy, pants being exchanged, saliva slicking their red, swollen lips. Tony bit at Loki and shivered when the god growled; shivered again when Loki pressed against him and rolled his hips.

'Christ!' Tony moaned when Loki grabbed him by the hair and twisted his head to attack his lips at a new angle. He held on as tightly as he could, head spinning, dick throbbing. He was seriously about to burst he was that turned on. He couldn't remember the last time someone had made him this hot. Never. The answer was never. Because Loki was sex on legs, Loki's tongue was doing truly wicked things to his tonsils, and Tony was gone, so gone, he couldn't even remember what he'd been here for.

A blue glow made Tony peel his eyes open, just in time to see Loki's eyes flash, brighter than before. The god's gaze became unfocused, hands in Tony's hair lax.

'Loki?' Tony questioned.

The god gasped in pain and his head jerked back. Tony saw green leak into his irises, brighter and more beautiful than the blue, but then it was gone and they were the same colour as the sky.

Tony frowned. 'What-'

Loki's head jerked again and he stumbled back. When he opened his eyes he was staring wildly, right eye twitching, hand echoing the movement. He was sweating suddenly and Tony knew that it had nothing to do with their activities.

'Stark,' Loki growled and he sounded pained.

Everything came rushing back to Tony. Who Loki was. Why they were both here. What Loki had done to Barton, the people Loki had killed... the portal being opened above his Tower.

'I...' Tony gulped, 'what the hell did we just do?'

Loki twitched. He gritted his teeth and every inhale looked like torture.

And then Loki snarled and leapt forward. Tony shouted but it was too late- there was a firm hand wrapped around his neck, and it was decidedly less fun than it had been before.

'Loki!' he choked.

'You will all fall before me!' Loki hissed.

He didn't sound... sane. That smooth, rich voice he'd used when kissing Tony was gone, replaced with harsh pants and pain filled eyes.

What the fuck was going on?!

'LOKI!' he tried again, struggling against the fingers squeezing ever tighter. 'JARVIS!'

Loki threw him out the window.

Author's Note: I've got The Avengers on in the background as I work on A Deal with the Devil, and when Tony said that first line... I couldn't help myself. I hope you enjoyed the randomness!

Cheers,

IBegToDreamAndDiffer