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"Ms. Yukino, you do not know how good it is to see you."

As Yukinoshita stood outside the dry cleaners with her cell phone still clutched in her hand a familiar black sedan with a luxurious branding logo pulls up by the sidewalk. Yukinoshita gives a small smile to her long time servant and confidant. The speaker was tall man, more towards the mature and older spectrum. He was dressed in a pristine and newly pressed suit, slicked back hair and numerous laugh lines around his face. His eyes seemed to always be squinted, as if they were mere lines, a permanent smile and overall friendly aura radiating off of him.

"Mr. Park, yes, the feeling is mutual. How has my family been doing?" The regal girl responds with a hint of warmth to her usually cold tone, though she struggled towards the end of her sentence.

Mr. Park was of Chinese descent, who grew up in the United States where Yukinoshita's father had met him. His japanese was heavily accented and everyone referred to him as 'Mr. Park', as he was more comfortable with English formalities, as opposed to 'Park-san' or anything of the sort. Yukinoshita never treated him as a mere 'servant', he was the closest thing to a father figure she has ever had, there were even memories of her as kid proclaiming that she would one day marry him; an innocent and childish notion.

"They have been… well. All things considered." Park drawls out.

"All things considered?" She inquires.

A rather drawn out sigh escapes Mr. Park's lips, "your absence means more than you think, Ms. Yukino. Your father is-"

"I know what he, mother, and Nee-san want!" Yukinoshita yells out once more, a similar topic being brought up that she always refuses to discuss. Mr. Park isn't fazed in the slightest, already knowing her on a personal level. He remains quiet for her to calm down before putting back on his smile, "of course." He circumvents.

"Shall we be on our way then?" He gestures to the passenger seat already opening it in the process. After a few silent breaths, the regal girl just flips her hair in annoyance before slowly nodding. As she steps towards the car a large rattling noise startles her out of her previous thoughts, as Mr. Park goes on alert.

A few paces away a group of middle aged men were stumbling and in general making a loud frackus, they seemed to be at least a little intoxicated. One of the had a lead pipe that was seemingly swinging it at nearby street signs and light posts, explaining the rattling noise. Both the servant and heiress just look on in silent disdain as they catch the group's eyes. They all stop their conventions and slowly undress the underaged girl with their eyes as they talk amongst themselves. Some commenting on the girl, others on the car. They all get a rather wild and bloodthirsty look to their eyes as they all slowly approach the duo.

"Ms. Yukino, please, if you will." Mr. Park tones out blankly, gesturing to the car, as he keeps his eyes on the group of hooligans. Yukinoshita just scoffs and brushes her hair over her shoulder once more, kicking the door closed, and standing by her servant. The man in question just gives her a sideways smile and stands tall in a proper and polite stance, one arm tucked to his side, while the other behind his back.

As both groups finally meet up, the duo found themselves under a street lamp as shadows were casted downwards, partially covering their features. The one with the lead pipe is the first to step up and speak, "hey there, you two seem to be sensible people, yeah?"

The man was met with no response from either the servant or heiress. He sarcastically cleans his ear and cups his ear in a mocking fashion, "I'm sorry, what was that?"

Still no response. He just sighs and turns to his buddies, "look at them, they're probably scared shitless, can't even move." Which elicits a laugh from the group. He turns around once again, "okay, since its obvious you two are either mute, deaf, retarded, or just straight up pussies, I'll make it easy for ya," he steps a few paces towards the duo, "hand over the keys, your wallets and that fancy lookin' watch ya got there, and we'll all be on our merry way."

He spreads his arms out as if going for a hug, a sign of peace, "look, this way no one gets hurt, me and my boys get a sweet ride, a few extra bucks, and we'll even call you a cab. A win, win situation, wadd'ya say?"

"Look at them, they ain't gone do nothin'." Someone from the back calls.

Another, more drunk than the rest, comes stepping - or stumbling, rather - up to the duo, "I bet I could cop a feel and neither of them will doing anything about. Look watch-"

As the man goes for a lecherous pull at Yukinoshita's skirt, she simply lifts her leg in a flutter kick straight to the man's chin, knocking him out cold.

Both parties are stay silent, before the man with the pipe just starts laughing, "ha..haha...hahahAHA! Oh, how I just love it when they got a bit of 'kick' in them! I told you we could do this easy way, but any way is fine by me!" He smacks the back of the car with the lead pipe, "looks like we're having a fight boys!"

And with that the man recklessly charges in with his lead pipe raised for an overhead swing to Mr. Park's head. Before the pipe connects however, Yukinoshita sweeps his legs out from under him, followed by a devastating axe kick in one fluid motion, a sickening 'crunch' noise resounding ever so slightly as the man screams in pain. Yukinoshita simply presses her foot down harder as the man claws at her legs. As the rest of the group starts to charge at them, Mr. Park, still retaining his friendly smile and aura, simply pulls a 9mm pistol and points it to the group who stop dead in their tracks.

Even the man on the floor stops struggling once the gun was simply pointed to his head, "now," Mr. Park speaks up, "since it seems were all on the same page here, I would kindly ask all of you young gentlemen to simply take your wounded a walk away."

The group falters, not really knowing what to do. They all look towards each other in silent confusion, before the man on the floor suddenly starts thrashing again screaming, "you fucking pussies! It's just one old geezer and a schoolgirl, what the fuck are you waiting for!"

This seems to bolster the group again as they go for another charge before a single round was fired off, knocking the arrowhead of the group down to the floor screaming in pain, clutching his leg desperately.

"I really suggest against that action." Mr. Park politely answered the group's shocked face, the small firearm still wisping smoke from its barrel.

One of the more sensible group members just nods his vigorously, "r-right, we'll just get of your way. Just put the gun away man, no one needs to die today.

Mr. Park quickly holsters his pistol with ease and simply nods, "Ms. Yukino, if you will." He once again extends his arm to the car. The raven haired girl finally enters the car, letting up her hold on the man with her leg. The servant just closes the door and watches as the small group of men gather up their wounded, "I'll even call an ambulance for your friend over there."

A few minutes pass and eventually the wounded men were loaded into emergency responders, as a pair of police officers come and confront Mr. Park.

"Am I to assume that you were one who injured those men?" A young, and newbie, officer starts off.

"That is correct." Park simply answers.

"In self-defense I presume?" The officer continues.

"Yes of course."

"And what of the girl in the car? Was she involved?" His partner a more gruff and older officer.

"Only as a victim." The servant concisely responds.

"Right, well mind if we ask her a few questions?"

"Well, we're actually on a very tight schedule we actually have to get-"

"Get her out of the car now." The younger of the two officers forcefully asks.

Mr. Park actually lets loose a small frown, "watch your tone, young man; you'd do well to know your place."

The younger officer just scoffs, "the hell? That's awfully presumptuous of you, I don't care who you are, you nor this schoolgirl is above the law."

Tired of this little triad, Yukinoshita forcefully opens the door and steps out, "alright you just wanted to talk to me yes? Let us not let this escalate any more than it already has."

The older officer just shakes his head, "what is it with you and all these other privileged folk acting so high an mighty? You do realize you just shot a man right? Even in self-defense that can be considered as excessive force."

"It was just me, a 'schoolgirl', and my faithful servant against a bunch of armed hooligans ranging towards six or more, how else would we get it through their thick skulls that we were not to be trifled with?"

The older officer just sighs, "alright, I'll give you that one. What is it that you two were doing here anyway, not to be rude, but you guys seem a bit out of place, considering the reputation of this area and all."

The duo simply look behind them and the officer sees what they were getting at, "you came all the way here for a simple dry cleaning service?" The younger one pipes up.

"It is rather cheap here." The regal girl simply responds.

Both officers' sweat drops, "right… well you two will still have to come with us to the station for a full report and to be fingerprinted."

"That won't be necessary." Yukinoshita again, simply responds.

This gets a laugh out of the older officer while the younger one just look on in anger, "we weren't really asking, it's just protocol."

"Like we said we don't have time for this, so we'll be on our way if that is all. Mr. Park."

"Yes, of course Ms. Yukino." The servant swiftly bows and goes around to the driver's seat to start the engine.

"Hold on just a minute!" The younger officer calls out, grabbing onto Yukinoshita's arm as she tries to enter the car. She just gives him a cold gaze and glare, but he stands his ground.

"You're going to have to come with us one way or another, depending on what you do you may end up there in cuffs." The officer threatens.

The just older officer just shakes his head, "Taishi, self restraint, you can not handle a civilian so aggressively; especially a minor."

"B-but!"

"Taishi was it?" Yukinoshita inquires.

"Yeah, thats me, Kawasaki Taishi, what of it?" The younger officer tones out.

"Thank you for your cooperation." She simple states as she fetches out her phone and dials a number a few tones later and the call picks up.

"Yes, hello? Shiromeguri-dono? Yes, its me, Yukinoshita, Yukino. No. Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm well, thank you. Ah… oh, no… thank you? Yes, do you have an officer of the name Kawasaki? Oh you do? Well can I'm in a bit of pinch right now, could you perhaps tell him to let me go, I'm on important business. Oh no, you don't have to go that far. Yes he seems quite inexperienced. Yes. Yes. Thank you."

And with that she ends the call, "you may let me go now."

Taishi just scoffs, "do you really thank that was going to work?"

Suddenly the older officer gets a face of understanding, "Taishi, let her go. Now."

"Wha-? But, Senpai we still have to-"

"That doesn't matter anymore, just let her go. You need this job right?"

"Well, of course I do, why does that matter?"

"Then do what I say before-"

Suddenly someone pages the young officer, "yes what is it? O-oh, C-Commisoner-General, how are you doi- uh, yes. Yes. Yes of course…"

Taishi sheepishly lets go of Yukinoshita, "I guess you're free to go…"

"I told you to listen to me Taishi."

"Thank you for your hard work officers. Have a pleasant night." And with that, Yukinoshita finally enters the sedan. However before it sets off she rolls down the window to look at the younger officer through her peripheral, "I acknowledge that you may be new, but do know that next time I won't be so lenient."

And with that, she rolls her window back up and the black vehicle drives off into the night.

"What kind of girl has Jicho on speed dial?" Taishi laments.

The older officer just sighs, "that would be one of the heirs to the Yukinoshita Corporation."

As Yukinoshita looked out the window and the passing scenery, it dawned on her that she was finally going back home, back to her parents, to her… sister.

When Yukinoshita was born, both parents were less ecstatic than they had been when Haruno was born. As a family practically drowning in wealth the fact that they had produced two heirs was a bit of a problem, however since their firstborn was a girl, it didn't matter too much. However when both heirs were girls, then things became a bit more… problematic. The thought of both heirs being married off into different families did not sit well with the current head of the Yukinoshita Corporation. Before either girl turned the age of five, potential suitors were being drawn up for either of them. Both girls were rigorously trained in academics years ahead of them, from practical business practices to philosophies to calc based physics. Not all at once of course. As the current head, Yukinoshita's sister had been forced to bear more responsibilities earlier on in her life. As for Yukinoshita herself, she was treated as the son the family never had. During her gradeschool years, Yukinoshita had kept her hair short, and even to this day she wasn't as 'developed' as her peers, even more so back then. She was still homeschooled, but she did go out and play with the local neighborhood kids.

Most people thought that she was in fact a boy, most even treated her as such. Growing up with that mentality due to her family, she didn't mind, not in the slightest. Until of course, she met a certain someone. A friend, yes, he was a friend of hers at the time, he was athletic, kind, and smart. Both he and she had often played together with the other boys, she was a rather athletic girl, even a bit more tough than some boys. It wasn't until she was aware of her changing body and rather confusing time of puberty that she had grew to have feelings for this certain boy. It came to the point where one day she dressed in a skirt and loose chemise, determined to tell the boy how she felt. Still with rather short hair, she even put in a small flower to make her look more girly, courtesy of Mr. Park.

However, when she arrived onto the scene in her attire, the boys and even her 'friend' just looked at her weirdly before bursting out into laughter. Still thinking she was in fact a boy, they all brushed her off and even made fun of her for being so 'girly', what kind of weirdo would dress as a girl when they were a boy? Eventually with the all the courage she built up trying to act 'girly' came shattering into pieces as well as all sense of self-worth. She ran to Mr. Park who always waited for her to finish her 'play time' with her friends off to side, bawling her eyes out. She felt disgusted, pathetic, but most of all, she felt betrayed and alone.

Fast forward a few years, she attended her first ever public high school, fully grown out hair and a rather 'perky' body frame, she was the epitome of beauty among her class. Just like her years in the all girl's middle school she attended, she was instantly popular and swamped with attention. Eventually, one day on her way back home, her old 'friend' had been in the same vicinity, which wasn't surprising as they did go the same school. The same boy caught her eye as she was walking to the familiar black sedan, but thought nothing of it. Until of course, someone had mentioned her name, 'Yukinoshita, Yukino'. Heir to the Yukinoshita corporation. Upon hearing that name, everyone started chatting on how 'rich' and 'loaded' she must be. Catching on to the comments the boy finally realizes something and comes running up to her.

"Hey! Yukinoshita, right? Remember me? We used to play together back when we were kids."

The boy rubs the back of his head sheepishly, "you know, I'm really sorry for how I acted back then… Truth is, I actually really liked you too back then, I was just too shy to say anything, haha…"

At hearing those words Yukinoshita eyes went wide, all the old feelings came rushing back, the bottled up emotions she held for so many years began to pour forth. She felt elated at the time, the only boy she ever had grew feelings for had actually liked her back? Of course that was the naive part of her squealing in the back of her mind, that part of her dying during the years of middleschool, or so she thought. No in fact, what she felt throughout her body was-

"Disgusting." Yukinoshita breathes out under breath as remembers the bitter memories.

"I'm sorry, did you say something, Miss?" Mr. Park calls to the back seat, glancing in the rear view mirror.

"No, it was nothing." She circumvents.

Yes, what Yukinoshita felt at that time was disgust, her whole body, mind, and soul was disgusted by the fact that she elated to hear those false words. She couldn't help but smack the boy, so hard in fact he was thrown to the floor; a small cut on his cheek from the sheer force of it. It was at this point Yukinoshita had developed her 'Ice Queen' persona. From years of harassment during her middle school years, she was done being the naive, sweet, and shy girl. No from here on out, she was no weakling. She was someone who could stand on her own feet, someone who would lead by example. If she was successful in that endeavor, I doubt even she knew herself.

"It seems we have arrived, Ms. Yukino. Shall I alert everyone of your arrival?" The older man asks as he shuts off the ignition.

"No use putting it off, please do." The regal girl sighs out.

"Glad to hear it." The servant smiles, stepping out of the car, before popping his head back in, "and Ms. Yukino?" The girl in question just turns her head to him.

"Welcome home." He, again, smiles.

Yukinoshita couldn't help but smile back, if anything at least she got to see her long time confidant once again.

"Glad to be back."

"Welcome back Young Miss!" A chorus of maids and servants were lined at the entrance of the Mansion as Yukinoshita made her way into her house.

Hollow.

That what they sounded like to her. She never did like any of the other mindless drones that ran around the mansion, they all seemed so superficial, like mannequins without faces.

"Oh Yukino, there's my lovely girl, come and give your father a hug." A man with astoundingly handsome features comes parading down the steps with his arms open wide, flanked by two equally beautiful women.

Yukinoshita's grip tightens on the strap of her bags, a sign of discomfort as she lowers the bag to the floor when she meets her father in the middle, a butler quickly picking up the bag without a second word, moves it to her room. Yukinoshita goes in for the awkwardly stiff hug.

"Good evening, father."

"Oh you must be tired from your travels, I heard what happened with Mr. Park. You must've been terrified, I always told you to the world was a dangerous place."

"Yes, absolutely mortified. May I just go to my room, Father?" Yukinoshita tries to dodge.

"Why don't I call over Kiriyama-kun, I'm sure he'll be happy to console you."

"No that won't be necessary." Yukinoshita quickly declines.

A brief tick of annoyance flashes on the older Yukinoshita's face before it disappears, "well, at least come spend some time with your family over dinner, we've all very much missed you."

And without a second glance of acknowledgment the head of the family turns and walks off into the house.

"I know how you and your father are, but please try to play nice with him okay?" Yukinoshita's mother gently whispers to her while she follows her husband.

That left Yukinoshita and her sister. With a forced, yet polite, cough, all the helping hands scatter to do their usual routine. Yukinoshita just looks to her sister with a bit of embarrassment, unable to hold her gaze.

"H-hey… Nee-san."

Her sister just laughs out loud before enclosing her into a giant hug, "oh look at you, the lonely damsel in distress finally crawling her way back home. What missing your big sis' already? Aww, your so cute Yukino." And the older sibling, Haruno, continues her coddling with squishing her cheeks, making the raven haired girl look like a fish. The second, older Yukinoshita held a striking resemblance to her sister, though her body was much more 'developed' and her eyes weren't cold, they were bright, friendly, and alive. Her hair was cut much shorter and the shade of her hair was leaning more towards the purple spectrum of black as opposed to Yukinoshita who was leaning towards the blue spectrum of black.

"Cun yew shtahp tat N-nee-shan."

"Oh you're so cute, Yukino! I just want to eat you up."

"P-please stop saying such indecent things, nee-san…"

"Oh no one's around to hear anyways, what? You wanna go continue this in my room?" She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.

Yukinoshita, in turn just sighs, "I knew there was a reason I didn't want to come back…"

"Guh!" Haruno falls to floor as if stricken through the heart, before quickly recovering tears welled up in her eyes, "that's mean Yukino! So mean! So cold! Where did my cute imouto go?" And she continues on making fake sobbing noises.

Until suddenly she looks to her sister seriously, "well, that being said, if you weren't my sister I'd probably run you down with a spear for not returning any of my phone calls or text messages. So what have you been up to lately?"

Yukinoshita's sweat instantly drops with the sudden change in demeanor, "nothing much… I guess."

"Hoh~?" Haruno suddenly presses herself against her younger sister, "what's this? Has my famous 'Ice Queen' found herself a new friend?"

"R-ridiculous he is not my friend!"

"It's a boy?! OH, oh this, I have to hear about."

"Wha-? No, damnit!"

"Oh you're just too easy Yukino."

Yukinoshita just puffs out her cheeks in annoyance and begrudgingly follows in her mother and father's footsteps towards the dining room.

"Don't think you can avoid this talk forever! I want details, imouto, details!"

"Can you just… drop it! He's nothing to me!"

"Nothing you say? I haven't seen you get so worked up over someone besides the time you and Yuigahama-"

"Ahhh! Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking!"

Even though they're family was far from perfect, if there was one thing that Yukinoshita could honestly say to herself was this.

"I've missed you Haru-nee."

Personally don't like this chapter at all, but its been sitting here for awhile so I guess I'll just upload it. Review it, or don't. Basically a Yukinoshita exposition dump.

Uh, Hachikuji is best girl. 'Oops I stuttered' had me bawling my eyes out for a good hour. Though the fact shes a 'loli' really makes regret saying those words.

See you in like half a year, maybe. Maybe not, who knows.

Until next time,

-Ausko