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Hey guys, sorry that this chapter didn't go up when I wanted it to, someone crashed into my car and I've been in the hospital since then, I only just got let out today, so please bare with me.

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Chapter 5

Awkwardness, the act of being awkward around things, like long brawn out conversation about someone's ex, or saying "I love you" to a stranger by accident. Most ordinary people would blush and wave of the event, trying so desperately to never encounter such a situationist, however, for some unlucky select people, the hammer that is social awkwardness was constantly crushing down on them, like thunder and lightning striking a metal rod.

Ruby rose was one of these people.

Now, any person labeled with this horrid curse would hide deep away from any type of interaction, seeing people as poisonous apples just waiting to be grasped. But this one self-righteous girl didn't bow down to this stereotype, she would not conform to the mark of the shadows. No, she was Ruby 'god damn' Rose, as she was not going down because of embarrassment.

But then again, being a teen surrounded by half naked boy's and her sister's drooling was probably going to kill her before she got out of this room.

"It's like a big slumber party!" Ignoring Yang who had just jumped down beside her, Ruby continued to write down her thoughts of today.

"I don't think Dad would approve of all the boys though," Ruby remarked, still refusing to take her gaze from her letter.

"I know I do," Yang practically purred out, a slight pink glaze adoring her cheeks. "What's that." the blonde asked, distracting herself so that she wasn't caught staring, she was modest afterall.

"A letter to the gang back at signal." The girl remarked, finally taking her eyes off the paper long enough to look at her sister, forcing down the groan of annoyance, her sister really couldn't control herself around boys. "I promised to tell them all about Beacon and things are going..."

"That's so cuteeeeeeeeee." The older teen teased, the girl was just to adorable not to.

"Shut up!" Unfortunately, the teasing was a double edge sword, with Yang to busy teasing she was unable to dodge the hard pillow throw at her face, successfully knocking the girl off her high horse. "I didn't get to take my friends with me to school, it's weird not knowing anyone here."

"What about me?" A deep voice called from behind the two, making the girl shift round to see who it was. "I thought you loved me Rubes..." It was definitely Naruto all right, but something was... off about him, like he was taller or something.

"N-naruto?" Ruby's eyes widened to their highest point, almost making them pop out, as she looked at her boyfriend. Dressed in nothing but a pair of orange three quarter lengths and his signature cap, the blonde faunus let his muscles shine, quite literately because he was still wet from his shower. "W-whaaa." Seeing his poor girlfriend's mind practically overheat and melt down, Naruto knelled down at started rummaging through his bag, unknowing attracting alot of girl's eyes to his trained boy. "Huberqweunf." Ignoring Ruby's gibberish, the faunus brought out a sleeping robe, before quickly placing it on.

"Rubes," Snapping his fingers infront of the girl, Naruto smiled when the girl's dull eyes sparked back to life, a large blush covering her cheeks as she looked away from Naruto body and into his eyes. "You okay, you blanked outed just now."

Hiding her blush with her hand, the girl nodded gently as she tried her hardest to seem as modest as possible. "Y-yeah, just fine." the dark haired teen spoke gently, trying her best not too look at the blonde body. "Just remember something from early."

Smirking playfully, Naurto sat down next to Ruby, tucking his chin down on her shoulder, and began to read the letter the girl had been writing. "Tell them about Jaune, hm?" the teen asked, not so surprised when the girl almost instantly snapped out of her previous state, her focus now on the letter she was writing. "Oh, you're even telling them about your new nickname for me?"

"You bet ya!" Ruby remarked, all but forgetting the image of Naruto body, as she put the now finished note into a envelope she had on her person. "So, er, what's with the orange, I've never seen you wearing so much of it at one time." the hood loving girl remarked, surprised by the fact that Naruto was wearing orange shorts and robe.

"Orange is my faviourte colour after-all." Naruto remarked, dusting off his fluffy robe with a smile. "What you don't like it, I thought orange was my colour?" Chuckling loudly, the teen wrapped his arms the girl before bringing her into a tight hug, making the poor teen yell in surprise. "Got ya!"

"Ah, no!" Instantly realizing where Naruto was going, the girl went to protect her side only for Naruto's hands too already be there. "WAIT WAIT!" Suddenly a burst of laughter sprung from the girl's lips, her arms and legs flailing around rapidly, making many of the girls watching frown in jealously.

However, one not so impressed darked haired girl watched the two younger teens, a deep frown on her face, as she tried to get back to reading, only for the noise to be to much for her ears.

"Can you please stop being so loud, people are trying to sleep." Much to the girl's gratefulness, one Weiss Schnee shouted at the duo, finally having enough of the couple, her light eyes glaring holes into the teens' skulls. "God, why do you have to act like this, you're a hunters in training now."

Sighing, Naruto stopped playing with his girlfriend, rolling over to stare blankly at the girl. "You know, Winter was a kill joy aswell." the teen remarked, much to the horror of the Schnee heiress. "Though, I'm surprised, I always thought you were the fun one."

"I-I can I be fun," The girl denied the teen's accusations, she was not like her sister! "See, try me now!" In a yell of nervousness, girl tried to tickle Naruto, only for him to continue to blankly stare at him. "W-what?" Laughing nervously, the girl froze in mid action, a large blush on her face when she felt the muscle beneath the robe. "Sorry," Seeing the unusual glare lingering on the blonde's girlfriend's face, the Schnee let go of the blonde, rubbing her hands in nervousness.

"Its fine," Naruto remarked, laying his head on the soft set of pillows, watching as his girlfriend and her sister tried to interact with Weiss and the mystery black-haired girl. "Rubes sure does know how to make a scene." the blonde thought to himself, watching as the poor girl she was integrating was getting more and more nervous. Finally having enough, the blonde dragged both Ruby and Yang back, sitting them on their sleeping mates just as the dark-haired girl blew the lights out from her candle. "Come on guys, you can interrogate her in the morning, its too late to do so now." Hearing muffled replies, Naruto brought his arms around Ruby, slowly snuggling the girl into his chest. "Night Rubes."

"Goodnight Naru, love you." Ruby replied, her vision finally fading to the blackness.

"love you too."

Waking up cold was never a fun experience, but then again, neither was walking up with your sister's droll covered face right next to your's. Now, if someone was to put the two together, it would some kind of sick joke created by a mastermind, or atleast one very bored and playful boyfriend.

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at the scene infront of him, he had woken up early to do his morning exercise consisting of 100 push-ups, 100-sit ups, 100 chin-up, finishing off with five laps around Beacon. Seeing the sisters all snuggled up together really warmed his cold heart, it also warmed the prankster genes locked away inside him. Using very small nudges, the teen managed to push the two teens check to check, Yang's droll covering Ruby's face as a result. "This is too funny," The early rising teen whispered under his breath, taking acouple of pictures on his scroll for some much needed blackmail.

"Hey." Feeling a tap on his shoulder, the blonde shifted around, looking at the person behind him. Standing around 5'1, the girl had bright orange coloured hair and turquoise eyes. "What's you doing?" Fully turning around, Naruto took note that the girl was dressed in pink shorts and a black top with the word "boop" fashionably written on it.

"Pranking these two." Naruto remarked blandly, his eyes trailing from the girl towards the slowly steering girls, he really hoped he wouldn't get caught doing this. "Come on, I don't want to be here when they wake up." Turning around, the teen walked away from the waking girls without worrying if the girl was following.

Walking silently toward the local free use kitchen, Naruto glanced around, it was quite large, there was everything there that he would possibly need to cook something. Walking over to the shockingly big fridge, the blonde was surprised to see it completely full of fresh ingredients, even unusual meats and vegetables were somehow stashed inside. "Time to get some cooking down." Grabbing a handful of ingredients, Naruto made a start on his breakfast, completely ignorant to the lack of people around.

After spending only 15 minutes creating said breakfast, the blonde adding some cinnamon to his pan before flipping it, a puffy pancake flying out in a flip, and placing it on to his already mounted plate. "Nothing beats good old pancakes in the morning." Hearing a low grumbling from in front of him, the Faunus sighed as he stared forwards, the girl from before was settled across from him with a very hungry look in her eyes. Shaking his head, the blonde split his mountain of 30 pancakes into two before give one half to the orangete, much to the girl's sparky glee. "So, are you gonna tell me your name, or am I just gonna call you orange girl for the rest of the year."

"Names Nora!" The girl basically shouted as she shovelled a pancake into her face, surprisingly not spilling any of the large quantity of golden syrup she plastered on it. "What's yours?"

Flinching at the sight of a half eaten pancake, Naruto slowly cut and ate his breakfast, the manners his father had drilled into him coming to play, ignoring the girl's bad eating habits. "Naruto, a pleasure." Continuing to eat slowly, the blonde focused on the girl, she seemed so full of energy. "So, are you also a new student at Beacon?"

In a speed unlike anything Naruto had seen before, the girl downed the last 10 pancakes, liking her lips in sanctification, before glazing up at the blonde. "Oh yeah, I and Ren have been looking forwards to this for years now." The girl remarked, slowly reaching for the blonde's half stack of pancakes.

"Who's Ren?" Slapping the girl's hand away, the teen scanned the room in hopes of locating the boy, only to find that he and Nora was the only people in the kitchen.

"Oh, I forgot him!" Turning around, the girl sprung to her feet before waving as she ran away. "Seen you later foxy!" Without letting the teen reply, the girl sprinted out of the door just as the alarm for 7am to go off, signalling the wake up for most the students.

Sighing, the teen quietly finished off his food, ignoring the groaning students walking past the kitchen towards the dinning room, all ignoring the fox Faunus eating pancakes alone. "I wonder what the girls are up too." Finishing off his remaining pancakes, the blonde quickly cleaned up and left the room, he had to get ready for test in thirty minuets.

Loading up the directions to the armour on his phone, Naruto made his way towards his equipment, fully intent on getting ready first and scooping out the test that the headmaster had set.

After waking up to the horrid sight of her sister's droll, Ruby took notice that Naruto wasn't beside her, he was training no doubt, so with a sigh she got up and headed towards the showers, she needed to get the grime and gunk she accumulated from sleeping so close to her blonde sister. Ignoring the older girls around him, Ruby looked down at her body, frowning her brows as she messengered herself compared to the other girls, all of them were so much more filled out, nearly everyone was a couple inches taller than her- only the Schnee was shorter than her.

Ignoring the thoughts of self-image, the hood lover smirk as she grasped holder of her strawberry smelling shampoo and body-wash, quickly washing herself off. "I wonder how Naruto is doing," Stepping out of the shower, the girl dried herself off with Naruto's large orange towel-she'd forgotten her's. "Knowing him, he's already up and eating..." As if the world alone was enough, the poor teen's stomach rumbled in response.

"I swear, every since you had Naruto make you food, you've gotten fat." Turning around with a glare, Ruby scoffed at her sister, her eyes travelling down to her stomach in annoyance-she wasn't getting fat was she? "I mean, having cookies nearly week can't be good for you figure."

"Shut up," Throwing her shampoo bottle at the teen, Ruby quickly changed into her clothes, ignoring the comments of her sister. "I need to find Naruto, he'll make me breakfast." Placing on her bra, the girl slid on her top and cap, thinking on what her sister said. "Maybe he'll make me some special cookies." A dreamy looked appeared in the girl's eyes, the mix of strawberry and cookie just rocked the girl's mind.

With that thought in mind, the dark-haired girl finished dressing herself and left, fully intent on getting herself some cookies. Ignoring the people also rushing for food, the girl used her strong legs too move past them all.

"Come on cookies,"

Arriving in the massive dinner-hall, the girl's noise was assaulted by the smell of delicious food, but more importantly she couldn't see her boyfriend amongst the crowd, she could however see both Weiss and Yang seated and eating. Frowning, the girl glanced down at her phone, face palming when she saw a missing message from Naruto. Opening it up, the dark-haired teen began to read it out loud. "Dear Rubes, gonna try my new gear on, see you at the forest." Shaking her head, the girl locked her phone and pocketed it, walking towards the food bar.

"Cookies!"

Hiding within the shadows of the Emerald Forest's mountain side, a fully armoured Naruto glared towards Ozpin and Glynda, his new suit-which was a highly technology advanced wonder shipped from a experimental lap in Atlas. Said Suit was created with made from a light nano fibber, much like his former armour but with a reinforced netting, that was several layers thick.

Hiding behind his pure white helmet, the teen tried to gather information on both the forest and the headmaster sending him into it. "Let's see." Using the zoom mode on his helmet, Naruto looked deep into the Forest in hopes of finding these so called 'relics'. "From what Ozpin said, the relics are simplistic in style, yet hold great value at the same time." Humming in thought, the teen sent out a small electric pulse, disabling the drone that hovered infront of him, glaring towards the headmaster in annoyance. "That man is way too observant." Dropping down onto the mountain floor, the blonde rushed towards the duo, disabling the few drones that were close to him, smirking slightly with each disable.

Just as he arrived, Ozpin turned around, a plain look in his eyes as he sipped on his morning coffee. "You know, you have another," Looking down at his watch, the headmaster took not of the time. "Ten minuets until the announcement goes off, what brings you out here, not spying on me I hope."

"Spying is a very crude way of saying analysing, so Ozpin." Natuto remarked, the mask in front of his face sliding back to show the smirk hidden beneath. "But yes, I have to find out as much about this test before it starts, a head start is never a bad thing for the person who has it."

"Too right," the older man remarked, the glint in his eyes hidden behind his eyes, before taking a long sip from his drink. "It's a real shame that you're not getting one, isn't it?" Seeing the teen frown made the headmaster smirk, the kid was more like his father then he knew. "So that's the new combat armour Ironwood is testing, quite flashy don't you think?"

"Only when I want it to be," the armour Naruto had on shift in colour, blending into the background hiding him from view .

"Invisibility," Glyndr said in shock, her keen senses only barely being able to pick up the faint sounds his suit made. "How is that even possible?" Stepping forwards, the teacher tried her hardest to find a fault in the mirage, only to find none.

"Microscopic cameras make it so," Naruto remarked, disabling the cloak so not to overheat it. "It's great for hiding, however moving can cause it to waver, so I've been tasked to studying the evoluting of the suit whilst on active duty."

Humming in thought, Ozpin smirked, it would seemed that the more optimistic students arrived, Glyndr taking it upon herself to show them a selection of metal plate pined to the floor, telling the teens to stand on them.

Sighing, the blonde took his own place, preparing himself for the test ahead of him.

"Let's hope this test is a challenge!"