Thought of this after seeing The Zoo and That Will Be All. I also have a new poll, check it out. Please enjoy.

Greg Is The Man

The Crystal Gems' mission to save Greg from the human zoo was a success. They even manage to get out of the facility without being caught by the Diamonds and though the agate Holly Blue did catch them trying to leave. Thankfully the Crystal Gems quickly managed to defeat her and even made her agree to stay quiet about. Now they were all in the Roaming Eye, heading back to Earth their home. This time though the gems were able to thankfully figure out how to use it safely this time. Unfortunately this meant that the trip back to Earth would take them several hours, but that was a small price to pay for safety. During this time Steven opted to simply take a nap, which wasn't to surprising since there was so little for him to do in the ship. Greg; however, simply sat down next to his son, relaxing after the stress and danger of trying to leave the human zoo. During this his attention was drawn towards the shortest of the gems Amethyst, who was walking right up to him.

"Hey Amethyst what's up?" Greg asked the gem.

"Not much Greg, though I did discover that I have some family out there." Amethyst answered with a grin.

"That's good Amethyst, I'm happy for you." Greg told her with his own grin.

Neither one of the two noticed Garnet suddenly stop talking to Pearl as she facepalmed herself, with Pearl looking at her in concern.

"Thanks." Amethyst said. "So anyways Steven told me that you nearly caused an orgy, what's up with that?"

Aside from the snores from Steven the entire ship ended up ended up completely silent, with all of the gems; but Garnet, stare at Greg. Eventually it was Pearl who broke the silence.

"Gregory how could…" Pearl began to yell before having her mouth covered by Garnet.

"Steven's sleeping Pearl." Garnet said quietly as she pointed at the sleeping form besides Greg.

"Oh right." Pearl said before turning to angrily whisper to Greg. "Gregory how could you let Steven know such a thing?"

"It's not what you think Pearl, he was there!" Greg quickly said back.

With wide, shocked eyes Pearl briefly thought that she misheard Greg. The implications of what Greg said though quickly came crashing down on her. Greg was quickly sent to the ground from a smack across the face. Steven quickly jumped awake from hearing the ear splitting smack.

"How could you do that to my baby?" Pearl shouted from on top of Greg, repeatedly smacking him across the face.

"Its not what you think Pearl!" Greg yelled. "It's called the 'choosening'!"

"Ah, that's to beautiful!" Amethyst laughed, whipping tears from her eyes.

"Garnet what's happening?" Steven asked the fusion, completely confused on what's happened.

Garnet simply watched Amethyst shapeshift into a harem girl egging Pearl on, before answering. "A argument on parenting technics."

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