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Warning: American Idol Judges bashing ahead. Yuki is supposed to be Simon, Sakano is Paula, and Tohma is Randy. ^^;;;;
A/N: In the EverAnime Gravitation subtitles, all the names are translated wrong. Hiro's name is translated as "Ho". Ya need to know this to get some of it ^^ Sakano's name is Pany, Ryuichi's is Lung, Tohma's is Tung (or Tungma) and Yuki's is Kwan. Thank you for your time XP
Tohma: So, Shindou. what will you be singing for us, today?
The black-hatted man twirled in his seat and smiled as Shuichi Shindou sweated under the bright lights of the "Gravitation Idol" stage. After all, it wasn't every day that you were competing with tons of other singers to be the one that everybody adored.
Then again, Shuichi knew all of the judges personally. He looked down upon the three very different figures; Yuki was sitting with his head in his hand, looking very bored while sipping from a can of Budweiser. Sakano was in the middle, alert and ready to listen, while Tohma kept twirling around in his chair on the end.
Shuichi: I'll be singing. a very special song. It's about something I say every day when I see my best friend, and we go to work together.
Yuki sighed, not moving from his interestless position as Shuichi opened his mouth to sing.
Shuichi: HI HO! HI HO! IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! HI HO! HI HO! HI HO! HI HO!
The music died out and Shuichi smiled like a midget on helium as the two judges on the end began to fumble with their papers. Sakano jumped up on to the table and raised his left hand high into the air as two fat rows of tears streamed from his cheeks.
Sakano: Shindou Kun! Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun!!!
He raved like a wild maniac, much like he had the night Shuichi went to New York and fell out of a helicopter during the middle of Ryuichi's performance.
Sakano: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TOUCH YOUR HAIR? *touches Shuichi's hair* I've touched the hair of Shuichi Shindou! This is a magic moment!
Sakano: *singing* This magic moment! When your lips are close to mine! Will last forever!
Sakano's, erm, "lovely" concert was cut short as Yuki whacked him over the head with a sledgehammer. The distraught Producer sank back into his seat.
Yuki: Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka.. Baka.
Shuichi and the judges looked at Yuki in disbelief.
Yuki: Baka. That sucked. I wish you would just shut up! If you had lived in BC I think they might have stoned you! You're quite possibly the worst singer in the world!
Shuichi: Y-Yuki.
From his big purple eyes began to spill two large waterfalls of tears. Tohma tried to talk over the sound of Shuichi's bawling.
Tohma: Don't cry Shindou-kun! I think. I think you're really hollywood material. And.I also think you're hollywood material. Oh! And by the way. I really think you're hollywood material!
Shuichi stopped crying.
Shuichi: ARIGATOU!!!!
The pink haired singer, happy once more, bounded off of the stage only to be replaced by an even more childish, genki singer.
Ryuichi Sakuma.
Ryuichi Sakuma: Konnichiwa, minna sans, na no da!
Tohma: Hello, Sakuma-san! What will you be singing for us today?
Ryuichi: Well, I will be accompanied by a very special friend of mine, na no da! Kumagoro has decided to sing with me! We are going to sing about eachother no da!
Ryuichi: *in serious singing mode* I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you *kisses Kumagoro* Won't you say you love me too?
The audience went wild. Yuki dropped his beer, and only spoke once the audience calmed down.
Yuki: If stupid bakas get it right, Ryuichi will be the Gravitation Idol.
Ryuichi: YAY!! Ryuichi and Kumagoro are shining na no da!
Tohma: You're really hollywood material! I think you're hollywood material!
Sakano: *hugs Ryuichi* You have a beautiful voice, sweetie! I love the way you sing, honey!
With that, Ryuichi hugged his Kumagoro very tight and bounced off stage even more quickly than Shuichi had. The mood in the room suddenly went from silly to silent as Fujisaki Suguru walked calmly out onto the stage.
Tohma started to say something, but his anorexic cousin cut him off.
Suguru: Shut up. I'm going to sing. a song. A song that I wanna sing. So die. SUGURU GO BOOM!
The audience was quiet as the insane maniac opened his mouth and belted out a very familiar song.
Suguru: Okay then! Everybody listen up! I'm going to hell! Who's comin' with me? ((Random midget-y voice)) Somebody please help him! Heh, I think the keyboardist's crazy! There's no mountain I can't climb No tower to high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? Brains bronzed and brass balls, I cut 'em off an got 'em pickled and bronzed In a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name.
..On my drag wall
The audience was silent. No one said a word as Yuki cut off the young keyboardist.
Yuki: Baka. This is a SINGING contest. Not a "make an idiot of yourself" contest! This is NOT Making The Band with P. Diddy! This is Gravitation Idol.
Suguru: Shut up! I'm . thuggin. I'm . ghetto. I'M A PIMP DADDY! Watch as I be cooler than you and smoke pot and make out with my extra-special, popular, slutty, cheerleading girlfriend. Nyah.
Tohma: Get this non-hollywood talent person off of MY stage!
Suguru: Get a life, Tungma! I'll pop a cap in yo azzz. I think it's bout time I opened a can of whoopass on you and all the rest of these fo shizzle mah nizzle wannabes! Fuck ya'll! I'm out!
And with that, the keyboardist was dragged off stage, muttering words that not even Yuki Eiri said when he was drunk. The security man could barely contain the keyboardist with his big gun. ^.^
Sakano: Oh, we better get the next contestant out here. We wouldn't want to waste any time!
Just as Sakano finished, Hiroshi Nakano slumped onto the stage, clad in a cowboy hat and boots, complete with fringe and spurs ^^
Hiro: Howdy therre, folks. Sorry I'm late.
He appeared to be chewing on a piece of grass.
Hiro: My truck broke down right out there in the boones with no one around. I had to walk here, 15 miles through rain and snow, just like I had to do when I was your age, kiddies. Anyways. Let me sing a little bit of this song fer you. I hope ya'll like it.
Hiro: *singing like Travis Tritt* Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried the day
I can't look at you, I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you I'm lyin' next to her
Only seconds after his last note, Hiro looked like Nall in Lunar 2 after the Dragon Kids had used him as a target during their great tomato throwing game practice.
Yuki: Get that baka off of the stage!! He's poisoning my jello and my paste (do not ask).
Security ran out and dragged Hiro Nakano off of the stage as Yuki put his head back in his hands and sighed.
K (posing as Ryan Seacrest): Well, that's all folks! There isn't anymore Big News for tonight! You'll have to wait til' Next time on Gravitation Idol!
To Be Continued.Who will get voted off? Who will the final 3 be? MORE INSANITY SOON. ^o^
Warning: American Idol Judges bashing ahead. Yuki is supposed to be Simon, Sakano is Paula, and Tohma is Randy. ^^;;;;
A/N: In the EverAnime Gravitation subtitles, all the names are translated wrong. Hiro's name is translated as "Ho". Ya need to know this to get some of it ^^ Sakano's name is Pany, Ryuichi's is Lung, Tohma's is Tung (or Tungma) and Yuki's is Kwan. Thank you for your time XP
Tohma: So, Shindou. what will you be singing for us, today?
The black-hatted man twirled in his seat and smiled as Shuichi Shindou sweated under the bright lights of the "Gravitation Idol" stage. After all, it wasn't every day that you were competing with tons of other singers to be the one that everybody adored.
Then again, Shuichi knew all of the judges personally. He looked down upon the three very different figures; Yuki was sitting with his head in his hand, looking very bored while sipping from a can of Budweiser. Sakano was in the middle, alert and ready to listen, while Tohma kept twirling around in his chair on the end.
Shuichi: I'll be singing. a very special song. It's about something I say every day when I see my best friend, and we go to work together.
Yuki sighed, not moving from his interestless position as Shuichi opened his mouth to sing.
Shuichi: HI HO! HI HO! IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! HI HO! HI HO! HI HO! HI HO!
The music died out and Shuichi smiled like a midget on helium as the two judges on the end began to fumble with their papers. Sakano jumped up on to the table and raised his left hand high into the air as two fat rows of tears streamed from his cheeks.
Sakano: Shindou Kun! Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun Shindou kun!!!
He raved like a wild maniac, much like he had the night Shuichi went to New York and fell out of a helicopter during the middle of Ryuichi's performance.
Sakano: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TOUCH YOUR HAIR? *touches Shuichi's hair* I've touched the hair of Shuichi Shindou! This is a magic moment!
Sakano: *singing* This magic moment! When your lips are close to mine! Will last forever!
Sakano's, erm, "lovely" concert was cut short as Yuki whacked him over the head with a sledgehammer. The distraught Producer sank back into his seat.
Yuki: Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka.. Baka.
Shuichi and the judges looked at Yuki in disbelief.
Yuki: Baka. That sucked. I wish you would just shut up! If you had lived in BC I think they might have stoned you! You're quite possibly the worst singer in the world!
Shuichi: Y-Yuki.
From his big purple eyes began to spill two large waterfalls of tears. Tohma tried to talk over the sound of Shuichi's bawling.
Tohma: Don't cry Shindou-kun! I think. I think you're really hollywood material. And.I also think you're hollywood material. Oh! And by the way. I really think you're hollywood material!
Shuichi stopped crying.
Shuichi: ARIGATOU!!!!
The pink haired singer, happy once more, bounded off of the stage only to be replaced by an even more childish, genki singer.
Ryuichi Sakuma.
Ryuichi Sakuma: Konnichiwa, minna sans, na no da!
Tohma: Hello, Sakuma-san! What will you be singing for us today?
Ryuichi: Well, I will be accompanied by a very special friend of mine, na no da! Kumagoro has decided to sing with me! We are going to sing about eachother no da!
Ryuichi: *in serious singing mode* I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you *kisses Kumagoro* Won't you say you love me too?
The audience went wild. Yuki dropped his beer, and only spoke once the audience calmed down.
Yuki: If stupid bakas get it right, Ryuichi will be the Gravitation Idol.
Ryuichi: YAY!! Ryuichi and Kumagoro are shining na no da!
Tohma: You're really hollywood material! I think you're hollywood material!
Sakano: *hugs Ryuichi* You have a beautiful voice, sweetie! I love the way you sing, honey!
With that, Ryuichi hugged his Kumagoro very tight and bounced off stage even more quickly than Shuichi had. The mood in the room suddenly went from silly to silent as Fujisaki Suguru walked calmly out onto the stage.
Tohma started to say something, but his anorexic cousin cut him off.
Suguru: Shut up. I'm going to sing. a song. A song that I wanna sing. So die. SUGURU GO BOOM!
The audience was quiet as the insane maniac opened his mouth and belted out a very familiar song.
Suguru: Okay then! Everybody listen up! I'm going to hell! Who's comin' with me? ((Random midget-y voice)) Somebody please help him! Heh, I think the keyboardist's crazy! There's no mountain I can't climb No tower to high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? Brains bronzed and brass balls, I cut 'em off an got 'em pickled and bronzed In a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name.
..On my drag wall
The audience was silent. No one said a word as Yuki cut off the young keyboardist.
Yuki: Baka. This is a SINGING contest. Not a "make an idiot of yourself" contest! This is NOT Making The Band with P. Diddy! This is Gravitation Idol.
Suguru: Shut up! I'm . thuggin. I'm . ghetto. I'M A PIMP DADDY! Watch as I be cooler than you and smoke pot and make out with my extra-special, popular, slutty, cheerleading girlfriend. Nyah.
Tohma: Get this non-hollywood talent person off of MY stage!
Suguru: Get a life, Tungma! I'll pop a cap in yo azzz. I think it's bout time I opened a can of whoopass on you and all the rest of these fo shizzle mah nizzle wannabes! Fuck ya'll! I'm out!
And with that, the keyboardist was dragged off stage, muttering words that not even Yuki Eiri said when he was drunk. The security man could barely contain the keyboardist with his big gun. ^.^
Sakano: Oh, we better get the next contestant out here. We wouldn't want to waste any time!
Just as Sakano finished, Hiroshi Nakano slumped onto the stage, clad in a cowboy hat and boots, complete with fringe and spurs ^^
Hiro: Howdy therre, folks. Sorry I'm late.
He appeared to be chewing on a piece of grass.
Hiro: My truck broke down right out there in the boones with no one around. I had to walk here, 15 miles through rain and snow, just like I had to do when I was your age, kiddies. Anyways. Let me sing a little bit of this song fer you. I hope ya'll like it.
Hiro: *singing like Travis Tritt* Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried the day
I can't look at you, I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you I'm lyin' next to her
Only seconds after his last note, Hiro looked like Nall in Lunar 2 after the Dragon Kids had used him as a target during their great tomato throwing game practice.
Yuki: Get that baka off of the stage!! He's poisoning my jello and my paste (do not ask).
Security ran out and dragged Hiro Nakano off of the stage as Yuki put his head back in his hands and sighed.
K (posing as Ryan Seacrest): Well, that's all folks! There isn't anymore Big News for tonight! You'll have to wait til' Next time on Gravitation Idol!
To Be Continued.Who will get voted off? Who will the final 3 be? MORE INSANITY SOON. ^o^