THE TALE OF A CORN

Prologue: The war over the Corn.

A woman with octopus hair sings a song about the ocean's gay waves. She goes underwater still singing the song, and then it leads to a war of scums in black against weeaboos. The scums in black are the siblings Camus Clone No.69, Melons, Tree Man, and Blond Loli. The weeaboos are the siblings Lobster Lord, Red Buttercup, Taco Meat, and Pink Loli. They are all fighting over their corn sibling named Corn.

"Corn is our brother!" said Lobster Lord "You scums in black are not allowed to take him from us!"

"No!" Camus Clone No.69 shouted "Corn is our brother! We are more family to him than you weeaboo thieves!"

"Thieves!?" Lobster Lord points his sword towards Camus Clone No.69 angrily "You are the ones who kidnapped him in the first place!"

"Go fuck yourself you lobster fuck!" Camus Clone No.69 shouted.

The other siblings then join to help their older brothers win their Corn back.

"Corn is ours and ours alone!" said Red Buttercup.

"No way!" Melons said "Corn is our beloved brother and I want to fuck him so bad!" Melons smiled suggestively and gave Red Buttercup the middle finger.

"Go fuck yourself!" Red Buttercup shouted. "I want to fuck him more! If he were to be fucked by his own older sister, it's me!"

"I think Corn would fuck me more because I am sexier!" Melons then stick her tongue towards Red Buttercup and gave her another middle finger.

"Go fuck yourself with your own fucking lies you scum in black!" said Taco Meat

"Don't listen to these weeaboo fools!" said Tree Man "They spread nothing but foolish lies!"

"You're the one spreading foolish fucking lies you mother fucking liar!" Taco Meat said super mega ultra angrily.

"I would never lie! EVER!" Tree Man shouted angrily.

"He's right!" said Blond Loli "He would never EVER lie!"

"You are a fucking shithead!" said Pink Loli "You live in a blind world full of fucking shitheads who lie every single day!"

"You know fucking nothing about our kingdom!" Blond Loli shouted.

"FUCK YOU!" Lobster Lord shouted.

"FUCK YOU!" Camus Clone No.69 shouted.

"FUCK YOU!" the next sibling shouted.

"FUCK YOU!"

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"FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

And they all keep saying the same two words for the next several minutes until somebody said...

"WAKE UP YOU GOD DAMN CORN!"