Disclaimer #1: I couldn't come up with any ideas for the title, but I wanted to keep it martial arts related, until I read this fanfiction "Gi Whiz" on the loud house wikia page. http/theloudhouse./wiki/User_blog:Harburton81/Fanfiction_-_Gi_Whiz
I want to give a him credit for coming up with this title.
Disclaimer #2: I did not copy Harburton81's Gi Whiz story. I came up with this story on my own.
Disclaimer #3: I DON'T own any of "The Loud House".Anyways enjoy the story! :)
"Gi Whiz"
"Lynn's Assault"
The Episode starts of with an exterior view of the Loud house with a bush with a part of Lincoln's hair sticking out.
"Oh hey there." He said whispering. "You're probably wondering what I'm doing in this bush…I'M HIDING FROM LYNN THAT'S WHY!!!" No longer whispering. "Ya see, I got a text from my other sisters saying Lynn graduated from her karate class and is now second dan black belt. And I know that she is gonna try to attack me as soon as she gets here. Because if she sees me, I'm dead on sight."
As soon as he says that, Vanzilla pulls up with Rita and Lynn Sr in the front while Lynn is in the back with a look on her face that spelled trouble. She then gets out of the van still wearing her gi with a black belt and her toes exposed with her sports bag over her shoulder with her regular clothes and carrying her soccer cleats. Lincoln was sweating bullets hoping that Lynn doesn't see him. Thankfully She doesn't and walks straight in the house. Lynn then goes to her room only to drop off her stuff on her bed. She then looks at Lincoln's closed bedroom door with a demonic look on her face.
"Liiincoln, I got some new moves to praaactice." Lynn said in a sing-song voice slowly but surely approaching his door assuming he's in there. Lynn then kicks open the door yelling "HYAH!", only to find her younger brother not in there. Confused she then goes on a manhunt for Lincoln.
Meanwhile Lincoln is using a walkie talkie to communicate with his other 9 sisters.
"Guys, Guys come in!" Lincoln frantically waiting for any type of response.
"We're all here, go ahead." Lori stated.
"Yeah what's up?" Luan hopped on the walkie talkie as well.
"I need your help keeping me away from Lynn." Lincoln explained the situation.
"Don't worry bro, we won't let Lynn touch you." Luna said.
"All I need you guys to do, is to patrol the house and tell me if it's safe to head inside or not." Lincoln told them what to do so he won't be used as a punching bag.
"10-4 Linc." Luan said.
"Wait! It's 10:40?!" Leni the young blonde said unaware what '10-4' in police codes meant
Lori face palms and sighs "No Leni."
Back to Lynn. She is searching everywhere for her little brother. The living room, kitchen, all the sibling's rooms had no signs of Lincoln. The other 9 sisters made sure to at least keep Lynn busy to buy time for Lincoln to sneak past her undetected.
Luan and Luna is the first ones to distract Lynn. They then see Lynn in the living room still in her gi watching TV holding Lily.
"S'up sis. Whatcha doin'?" Luna asked with a innocent but believable curious look on her face.
"Since I couldn't find Lincoln so we can sparr in the backyard, I decided to wait till I see him, then force him to be me sparring partner." Lynn said with a little calmness in her voice. "Hey Luna do you mind getting me a bottle of water from the fridge for me please?" Lynn asked the talented rockstar.
"Sure" Luna then goes into the kitchen and pulls out her walkie talkie to talk to Lincoln. "Lynn's in the living room, go through the kitchen backdoor and wait in the kitchen for our signal."
"Copy that" Lincoln responded. He then goes to the backdoor and enters immediately seeing Lynn and hides with his back against the wall next to the corridor to the kitchen.
Luna went back to Lynn with the bottle of water. "Here ya go sis."
"Thank you" Lynn said as she opened her bottle of water, Luan pops up from behind the couch.
"Hey Lynn, I got a joke for you. Knock-Knock" Luan starting her joke.
Lynn obviously knew this is one of those knock knock jokes, so you went along with it. "Who's there? She asked.
"Boo" Luan said trying to hold in her laugh.
"Boo who?" Lynn foolishly asked.
"Why are you crying?" Luan playfully asked, bursting out into laughter causing Lynn to spit out water all over the couch. Luna and Luan then looked wide-eyed and fearful as Lynn looked back at Luan with a angry look.
"WHY YOU LITTLE…!" Lynn then puts down Lily gently to give chase to Luan who is making a run for the stair case. Luan makes it up the stairs and makes a left down the hallway towards the bathroom, closes the door and locks it. "LUAN, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" She yelled.
Luna then looks to see if the coast is clear for Lincoln to go to his room. The coast was indeed clear.
"Okay bro, it's now or never." Luna said to Lincoln. He then comes out of hiding to go up the staircase. As he get's to the top, he sees Lynn at the end of the hallway in front of the locked bathroom door facing it with her back turned to Lincoln who was about 5 yards away. Lincoln then froze up in fear. Then Lola and Lana open their door.
"In here quick, before she sees you!" Lola loudly whispered at Lincoln. Still being loud enough for Lynn to think she heard something. She turned around but she wasn't quick enough to see Lincoln in time as he already went into the twins' room.
Lynn then decides to walk to the twins' bedroom door to ask them a question, not before yelling, "DON'T THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH WHAT YOU DID LUAN!" Lynn then knocks on the twins' door. Lincoln started to panic.
"Quick in the closet!" Lana told Lincoln. He then quickly hides in the closet. Lola and Lana then quickly closes it and walks to the door. Once they saw Lynn, they were secretly terrified, but they kept their composure.
"H-h-hey Lynn." They both said trying not to look scared.
"Hey you two, have you seen Lincoln? I've been looking for him all day so I can get him to spar with me." She asked.
"Nope haven't seen him around." Lana lied.
"Oh, okay well then." Lynn then turns for the staircase. A sneeze can be heard from their room, but Lynn knew very well that sounded like Lincoln. She then turned her head slightly with a suspicious look on her face. "Are you all hiding Lincoln from me?" Lynn suspiciously asked
Lola laughed nervously, "Of course not freakishly athletic sister."
Lynn then decides she's getting nowhere with this and goes downstairs to check the yard. (Back then the Front)
"Okay that was way too close. Lincoln you can come out now." Lana said. Lincoln then comes out and thanks Lola and Lana with handshakes.
"Thank you guys so much." Lincoln thanked them both.
"Anytime linky!" They both smiled.
Lincoln then goes to his room thinking he was about to be in the clear feeling relieved but suddenly…
"LINCOLN! I NEED YOU TO CHECK THE MAILBOX." Rita ordered him.
Lincoln sighs "Yeess Moom!" He says with a little attitude.
Before he goes through the front door, he makes a stop towards Lucy and Lisa who is sitting on the couch.
"Hey can you watch out for Lynn from the upstairs window while I go check the mail? Here take this walky-talky so we can communicate." Lincoln asked the young genius and goth handing them the walkie talkie.
"Okay, but if you don't make it back, I'll have a perfect casket for your funeral." Lucy said her normal emo voice.
"I'll make sure you gluteus maximus isn't kicked by Lynn older brother." Lisa said with a lisp.
The two girls then goes to a window they can see the frontyard out of.
Lucy first scans making sure Lynn is nowhere to be seen. "The coast is clear, go for it."
Lincoln Gulps in fear and then opens the front door. He make sure he checks his surroundings first before just going to the mailbox that was a good 2 or 3 yards away. He then starts walk to mailbox. As he's walking, Lynn gets done checking the backyard and decides check the front yard. She goes around to the left side of the house angry that she couldn't find Lincoln, until she saw him checking the mailbox. As he's checking the mailbox, she got a demonic and evil look on her face again. She then quickly runs behind the big tree in the frontyard. Lincoln heard footsteps and quickly turned around scared.
"Who's There?!" He asked out of fear. He didn't see anybody which made him more scared. As he turns back around to grab the mail that was in the mailbox, Lynn then runs and hides behind Lola's princess car, drawing closer and closer to Lincoln. Lincoln slowly walks back to the house and he senses someone a foot or two away from him. And that's when Lucy and Lisa hopped on the walkie talkie.
"Lincoln. Do. Not. Turn. Around." Lucy said slowly.
Now when telling someone don't turn around, that's gonna make them want to turn around. And that's exactly what happened. Lincoln slowly turned to see non other than, you guessed it, Lynn. Lynn was standing with her fists clenched with a demonic half crack of a smile, which basically meant she was up to no good. Lincoln was utterly terrified at the site of her in her karate gi, with her fist clenched looking at him with a look that just means she was going to hurt him.
Wide-eyed, Lincoln slightly turned his head and directed his eyes to the wide open front door to the house. He took one more glance at Lynn who was pretty much ready for him to run knowing that she WILL catch him if he does try to. He then zoomed to the door leaving Lynn in the dust. Lynn went into cheetah mode giving chase.
"Come heere lil' bro." Lynn said in a sing song voice chasing Lincoln through the front door.
Lincoln pretty much went into Marcus Holloway Watch Dogs 2 Parkour Free Running mode as he jumped over obstacles like the couch, toys, tables etc trying to escape Lynn. All while yelling for help.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" He frantically yelled at the top of his lungs. Which caught the attention of all 9 of his other sister's' attention.
Lori and the others quickly went down the stairs as Lincoln looped around out of the kitchen waiting for Lynn to pass by to trip her to give Lincoln a gap between him and Lynn. As soon as Lincoln passed them running up the staircase, All of them then trip Lynn as she's running past.
"Why'd you trip me?!" Lynn asked enraged because she lost Lincoln.
"Me? You tripped on your own because you're running around barefoot." Lori said back at her. Lynn didn't have time to argue with her so she ran up the stairs.
Lincoln ran into his room and closed it and pressed his back up against it providing a barricade that was not that strong. Lynn ran to his door and tried to open it but Lincoln was determined to not let her get in that easily. Growing more frustrated Lynn furiously kicks down the door as it collapses on top of Lincoln. Lincoln quickly tries to crawl away on his back with pleading eyes.
"I told you I got some new moves I want to try out since I'm a second dan black belt now." Lynn said while holding Lincoln's karate gi which also had a black belt on it too. She then grabbed him by his shirt and changed him into his gi. All while the other 9 sisters were watching with sympathy. Knowing that they failed to keep Lynn away from Lincoln. Once she changed him herself by wrestling him into a fight cloud. He was dressed in his gi with a black belt and a orange headband and also barefoot as well. Lynn turned around and got a more or less threatening look on her face towards her sisters. "Lincoln's not gonna be the only one to experience my new moves if you don't get out of my sight!!" She yelled.
The 9 sisters then quickly scattered some going to their separate rooms while others run for their lives going down the stairs. Lynn then drags Lincoln out to the backyard. Lynn then let's go of his arm and went into her fighting stance. Lincoln only has two options at this point. He could either run and risk Lynn mercilessly beating him to a pulp, or he could let her fight him but he has every right to fight back.
Lincoln then tries to turn around and tried to run but Lynn expected him to do that, and then roughly tackled him. She then got into the full mount position and started punching him in the face a chest. He tried to block her attacks but most of her punches were landing right on the button. He then started to get teary eyed as he begs Lynn to stop.
"Lynn stop, you're hurting me." He said almost started crying.
"Come on bro, suck it up. Give me a challenge." Lynn replied stopping for a second, and then continues her assault. Lincoln is now starting to get angry because her sister won't let up on him. He then got the strength to push Lynn off of him and takes the fight standing up. Lynn and Lincoln both got up and Lynn was in utter shock to see Lincoln was has a serious look on his face while in his fight stance.
Lincoln was only thinking about all the abuse, and the bullying he suffers from Lynn. And he was ready to let loose. All of the OTHER sparring sessions, the dutch ovens, all the lucha libre's that she done to him. He was just ready to get his revenge. Lincoln wasn't as great of a fighter as Lynn, but he had some kind of fighting experience because he took karate classes too.
Lincoln then comes at Lynn with a flurry of punches and kicks at Lynn with most of them connecting on her cheek and chin. Lynn then gets angry and goes to far as the fight progresses about a minute or two later with Lincoln winning. Lynn has a couple scratches on her face and her hair looks like she just got out of bed. As Lincoln was going for a roundhouse kick to her face, she caught the kick and and Lincoln saw her face, and knew this fight is not gonna end well for him at all. Lynn caught his kick, and swept his legs causing him to fall on his back. He quickly got up and was immediately on his back again with his right eye feeling swollen. Lynn punched him square in his right eye. Lincoln then feels his eye becoming black. He gets back up still in his fight stance waiting for Lynn to strike again. Lynn is deciding where to attack him from, and she comes out with a tornado kick to his left cheek. Lincoln then feels it and his nose started bleeding all while he falls face first all while spit and sweat was flying everywhere. He then turns over over on his back with tears in his eyes with blood running down his nose. He looks at Lynn who is slowly walking towards him to deliver the final blow. Lynn sits on his stomach and viciously punches him in the faces some more. All while Lincoln and Lynn's 9 other sisters watched all while wincing and in shock feeling bad for Lincoln. Until Luna finally decides to speak up outraged at what Lynn is doing to her brother.
"We need to do something before Lincoln gets hurt even more!" Luna spoke up.
"Agreed!" The 8 sisters agreed with Luna.
They all run outside to stop Lynn's assault on Lincoln. Lynn is still punching Lincoln, but thankfully he was blocking his face to avoid any more damage. Lynn stands up up and grabs him by the collar of his gi and pins him up against the backyard tree. She cocked her fist back ready to punch him. Lincoln then closes his eyes bracing for impact. Lynn then hits Lincoln one last time in his cheek. He collapsed on the grass in pain looking up at her with teary eyes again.
"You are so weak Lincoln, you're really gonna start crying? I beat you so easily and you're a black belt too!" Lynn said like she's ashamed of him. (Which goes back to the episode of "Making the case" Where it shows Lincoln at a karate tournament with a black belt.)
"Why do you always bully me?!" He yelled trying not to cry.
Lynn looked flabbergasted by what he said, "I don't bully you, what are you talking about?" Flashbacks then appear with her punching Lincoln, doing dutch ovens to him, lucha libres, sparring sessions, two-for-flinchings, pulling his pants down, etc. Lynn immediately came to the realization that she had acted like a bully in the past. "Jeez, now that you mention it, I have been a bully to you. I-I didn't mean to-" Lynn was about to apologize but was interrupted by her infuriated brother.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!" He yelled standing up. "YOU CAN STAY AWAY FROM ME THAT'S WHAT!!!" He said furiously. "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG BULLY WHO TERRORIZES ME ALL THE TIME!!!" He said looking in her eyes with rage. He then turns around and walks towards the back door holding his cheek, he opens the door and slams it.
Lynn immediately started to feel the guilt set in, "Lincoln wait! I didn't mean to!" She yelled in sympathy and sadness looking down at the grass. Lynn, who didn't know her sisters was watching everything, turned around only to see angry glares coming from her other sisters. Her insides knew that she screwed up and she is gonna regret it.
"Well are you proud of yourself now Lynn?" Luna said sternly.
"No! My little brother hates me and he told me that I'm a bully!" Lynn absolutely hated bullies, but to be told that she was and she didn't recognize it herself, made her reevaluate her choices around her brother.
"Well that's literally what you get for torturing him all the time." The eldest sister Lori spoke up.
"I can't even make a joke about what you've done." Luan looked disappointed
"You big meanie!" The twins yelled at Lynn.
"If Lincoln doesn't forgive you for what you've done, I wouldn't be surprised." The beautiful blonde Leni said.
The girls then go back in the house to check on Lincoln, leaving Lynn outside tearing up about the fact that her brother hates him. Lynn sits under the shade of the backyard tree looking up at the clouds. She then sees a cloud shaped like Lincoln's face appears. She then buries her head into her knees which was covering her chest with her arms wrapped around them.
Meanwhile…
Lincoln changed out of his gi and into his regular clothes which was a orange polo with blue jeans and white sneakers with three orange/red stripes on them. Sitting on the couch holding an ice pack on the right side of his face still angry. Then his sisters peeked around the corner of the doorway to see if he's okay. Which he does see them and looks back at the TV still angry.
"Hey buddy, you okay?" Lori asked. Lincoln looked at her in the corner of his eye but, didn't respond.
"Can we get you anything bro?" Luna Asked trying to make him feel better. Again no answer. The sisters then started looking at each other with worry looks, afraid that Lincoln is thinking about doing something he might regret.
Lola on the other hand, had something else in mind. "We should help him get even with Lynn!" She spoke up enraged. Lincoln then likes the sound of that idea. Her sisters look at eacher also liking the sound of the idea. Then Lincoln on the spot devised a plan to get his revenge on his athletic sister.
"Okay, here's what we're going to do." He then starts whispering as the camera angle shows him in a huddle with his sisters telling them about his plan...
HOLY HELL, That took longer than I expected. 10 pages worth! I started this chapter at like 12 in the morning and didn't finish the first half until 4:30. And I STILL wasn't done. So I finished the second half in like 2 hours the moment I got done doing my other stuff. I can't make any type of promises about when the next chapter comes out. But I can tell you right now, this story is gonna have at 3 or 4 chapters in total, and chapter 2 should be out by Wednesday or Thursday. I'm already getting started on chapter 2, "Lincoln's Revenge", and I will guarantee you are going to love it.Also feel free to leave feedback, I'm looking forward to reading all reviews. If you have any questions or concerns you can email me or DM me on Twitter and Instagram. (Which will be below.)See ya soon!Twitter-@traiseangamingInstagram- traiseangaming