WELCOME TO SHINGEKI NO SHIZUO *0*0*0*0*0*00*0*0**

xDD or "Attack on Shizuo" whatever you prefer to call it x'D

Long, long you have been waiting for this and now it´s finally here *^*^* A story, a bit like sotd, but with no scary zombies shits- you want to see action?! *0* You want to see Shizuo save Izaya!? *0* YOU WANT THEM TO KISSANDFUCKAND-COUGH COUGH-

Excuse me- THEN NOW

Let´s start C:

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ஜ Chapter 1: The new recruit ஜ

-Izaya´s point of view-

"Welcome back captain Orihara." Ah there he was. His humans were getting less and less patient it seemed. It hadn´t even been half an hour since he returned from outside the walls. Walking past an array of windows the raven couldn´t help but notice a blotch of blood on his left cheek.

Ahh, this couldn´t do now could it.

Bringing up his wrist he rubbed the stain off.

"I take it you have something for me?" the boy walking next to him, wearing no specific emblem yet, nodded quickly, clumsily skimming through some papers he was carrying in both his hands. "New recruits have been accepted to the training ground, captain. The commander wanted me to give you the details."

Oh how nice of him.

Filing him in the second he returned from having dozens and dozens of these useless recruits slaughtered, Izaya found himself wondering if this was supposed to be some sort of joke or simple amusement for the man.

"Go on," he said, pulling the two rings, he had taken off during the ride, out of his pocket to put them back on. The smooth surface slithered over his skin as the newbie continued.

"Yes, it were a total of 20 volunteers, 17 from Wall Maria, and 3 from Wall Rose," the raven snorted at that response.

"Volunteers, alright," he couldn't bring himself to hide the sarcasm in his voice. The boy looked at him rather dumbfounded and checked his papers again before glancing back at him.

"Uh... they are?"

What a cute little child. Knowing nothing, being blissfully naive.

"Fighting against the threat of human kind, sure it has something noble and some people might declare themselves as heroes just going out there once and returning alive. Bragging about how they fought when they immediately quit their duties after their first trip," the raven started speaking the boy listening intently to every word he said. A chuckle, more malicious than heartfelt left the raven´s lips.

"But from Wall Maria? Having seen the Titans tear people apart midair? Voluntarily?" the word voluntarily itself seemed like a joke to him already. "The lack of food is still present, isn´t it? Promises, all but promises lured them thinking they will survive. It´s nothing but a farce, and yet everyone believes it."

Wall Maria got invaded. Two weeks ago supposedly.

-from what he had heard. He hadn´t been one to be present at that time.

Being out on an excursion the whole time, trying to find something, anything, just a clue would have been enough but of course that didn´t happen- and then he returned home to find this- nothing but that big hole blasted into the wall.

Titan´s rummaging in the city. The houses destroyed, dead humans everywhere.

For a second he really had thought they might as well have invaded the other walls as well.

So many fighters, so many recruiters, and no one could keep them from breaking the wall. And yet they were still training new ones?

For what even.

He shook his head softly, wondering just when the heck he would be able to take a break today.

"Really, humans are certainly interesting. Clinging to even the slightest straw of hope when they are already caught in a bento box." The boy blinked, his face showing nothing but confusion at the words Izaya said, making him sigh.

"... captain? I don´t think I understand-" Izaya shook his head, passing the last few houses as he continued his way to the training grounds.

He could already see their destination from afar. This deserted place right next to the wall.

He really did wonder how long it would take until even that broke.

"Proceed, but please skip the boring parts." He really has had enough information to deal with as it already was. What good would it do if he concerned himself with these useless newbies?

"The boring parts?" Letting his steps come to a halt the raven stopped, turning to actually face the boy, his arms crossed in front f his body. The sooner he finished this the sooner he could check up on the two.

"Well, is there any volunteer worth my attention?" Something exceptional maybe? Some kind of prodigy? If he was going to examine the outside of the wall once more he would need at least someone not exceedingly stupid and reckless like the last bunch he had to lead.

Two third of them died when they faced the first titan. Talk about being reckless and stupid. On top of all not listening to his commands. They all seemed to thing they knew perfectly well how to handle themselves how to ace titans and how to survive.

Grave errors on their parts.

The boy flicked through the pages while the raven twisted and played with the rings on his fingers. He didn´t need more of these idiots, it would almost be safer going out there alone than having this kind of idiots with him.

"... not really," the boy mumbled finally, just affirming the raven´s low expectations.

"I see. Well then-" he was about to turn around and walk back again. After all this was just a waste of time, when the black haired boy cleared his throat once more.

"Uhm, but... there is a rumor though about one of the volunteers," he mumbled, obviously not sure whether he should even mention that sort of thing.

The raven paused once more.

A rumor? A smirk drew across his expression. This was actually the first good thing he heard today. Curiosity taking the better of him he decided to give an ear to that one.

"I love rumors, what does it say~?"

"Well, one of the volunteers, from Wall Maria, supposedly beheaded a titan during the attack..." the boy answered timidly.

Surprised the raven hummed. Beheaded a titan? One of the volunteers?

Defeating a titan and even just hitting its neck properly with the hard steel blades was something not all of the soldiers managed to do even after training, but severing an entire head?

Without absolving any training whatsoever?

Well that was something he would call promising.

"Now why didn´t you say that earlier~?" the raven grinned, turning on his heels as he skipped to the training ground. What kind of monster would that be that was able to behead a titan?

All of a sudden this boring day had become much more interesting.

The boy tried following him quickly as his steps got faster, pushed by curiosity.

"... because," the boy said, catching up to the raven again "he is rumored to have done it with a tree."

*CRASH*

Dust, dirt-

All of a sudden the loud noise startled them both making the raven come to an halt instantly-

His hands shot for the blades on his body. His ears rang.

Titan-

It was the first thought that struck the raven´s mind like lightning.

The steel wires shot out faster of the vertical maneuver equipment than the boy could even comprehend what was going on- the raven practically flying over to the source of destruction.

A cloud of steam had risen on the training ground like a nuclear bomb and he could hear people screaming.

All his senses sharpened he tried to make out just where the hell that Titan was-

Except-

The dust lifted and... there was- none?

Blades in both his hands he landed on top of the trainees sleeping dorm- letting his sight travel over the scene-

Only to be left to blink.

Blink, in surprise.

But also amazement.

And maybe a bit of- disbelief.

In the middle of the training ground , there was just one guy.

Blonde, obviously angered, lifting the maneuver gear training tool above his head.

Veins had popped on his forehead making him seem like a raging bull. The people around him obviously shunned him, were afraid, as they kept their distance, all of them vigilant watching what the man was going to do it.

It was when the blond smashed the thing down into yet another training tool and screamed, "Fuck this shit!" at the top of his lungs, that an uncontrollable smirk spread across the raven´s lips.

"Ryuugamine-kun, wasn´t it?" Startled the boy looked up the house´s roof Izaya was standing on.

"Ah- yes?" the captain was looking awfully happy for some reason-

"The volunteer´s name, who beat the titan with a tree, what was it?" hurriedly the boy skimmed through the papers in his arms. One or two falling down until one sheet dropped into his hand.

The name neatly written in the worst handwriting he ever saw.

"Heiwajima Shizuo."

-Shizuo's point of view-

"This fucking bullshit-" how the hell was this even supposed to work?! He was so fed up with this!

Swearing he kicked the stupid wooden tool, almost breaking one of the pillars by accident. He had been here since the fucking morning- he had gotten into this stupid maneuver gear thing over a felt thousand times!

For what?!

Shoving his hands into his pants pockets he circled around the dreadful tool, almost like a shark that was waiting to attack its prey. Just going on circles while practically everyone around him just stared at him as if he were some kind of attraction.

"What?!" he barked, causing them to scram instantly.

He was so god damn annoyed. Continuing his circling walk he caught a glance of his face in a puddle on the ground.

Dirt was smeared all over it and if he weren´t such a hardheaded guy he might as well have a nosebleed already from all the stupid attempts.

Why didn´t that stupid shit just work?!

"Tch-" he brought the back of his hand to his face, trying to get off the dirt. If it weren´t for these shitty titans, and for them breaking the wall, he wouldn't even need to be here!

All because of these bastards. Just thinking about it made his blood boil already.

Wall Maria was safe- huh!

Wall Maria was always there- and therefore would never break- as if!

Just remembering all the bullshit they believed for so long made him get even more angry. But what angered him the most wasn´t even that-

"Oh my, aren´t you an energetic one~?" The blond stopped when a pair of shoes suddenly interrupted his narrowed vision, and he lifted his gaze to a horizontal leveled one.

Meeting a pair of eyes.

-they were red, something he hadn´t quite seen so far. That didn´t keep a deep frown from appearing on his forehead however.

The guy was fucking grinning at him. Looking at him just like those annoying people around him.

"Fuck off" he spat, taking the guy would run away right away, just like the others. Except he didn´t- he didn´t even step aside when the blond motioned to move on.

"Is there a reason you are destroying our equipment~?" he asked instead, the smirk not once dropping from this face. The blond´s eyes narrowed. That fucking prick was trying to make fun of him wasn´t he?

"You piss me off-" He didn´t know what the hell was funny about what he said, but the grin of the raven in front of him just grew even wider at that.

"Don´t tell me you can´t stay in the belt~?" the people around them were slowly but surely taking more and more of their distance. Pretty much everyone around them seemed to recognize Shizuo as someone dangerous and not to mess with.

Except this nuts guy.

Calm down, calm down.

In the corner of his eyes he could spot his friend, already watching him worriedly.

He didn´t like violence. He could ignore that guy simply, yes.

The raven didn´t seem to like being ignore though and all of a sudden-

"Oi-" that fucking- "I´m talking to you." That annoying little shit just fucking poked his forehead-

Seeing some more veins pop on the man´s forehead the raven grinned amused.

He was about to poke the guy again, seriously he felt like he was teasing some sort of animal. He couldn´t wait to see him flip out- but decide to take a quick step back as a fist was aimed at his face. With a whooshing noise it passed right in front of his face, almost brushing the tip of his nose.

It didn´t cause him to drop the grin he was wearing for even one second though as he stepped back some more, his favorite flick blade finding its way into his hand.

"Whoah, that was a close one~" he cheered, pointing the blade at the guy.

His fists still clenched tightly the blond glared at the raven.

"You asshole, who the hell are you even?!" Izaya snorted in disbelief. This man- seriously- he didn´t know whether to admire how the man seemed to have managed to get through life without possessing even the slightest shred of information or whether he should pity him for being so god damn stupid and ignorant.

He had always thought there was a limit to how clueless a person could be but it seemed he was mistaken.

"Hey brute, just strength will get you killed out there, what do you plan to do if a 15m class approaches you, hm? Cut off their toes?" Izaya laughed, putting the flick blade back into his pocket, deciding that this guy wasn´t even a threat big enough to wield it.

"SO?!" the blond barked, obviously having lost the last bit of capacity to converse in a decent conversation. "Might as well kill them like that!"

Ahhaaa, now he was getting tired of this.

"What´s this. Are you stupid?" Strength with no brains, he didn´t need this sort of useless man.

Shizuo paused, the tune of the man had changed, from just fucking around with him to something so damn arrogant he wanted to shove a tree in his face.

"How useless," he sighed, just shaking his head as he used the maneuver gear to jump back onto the houses roof once more.

"The survey corps don´t need idiots like that. Go and return wherever you came from, brute." And with that he disappeared, jumping down the other side of the house.

Shizuo could still feel his blood boil and his teeth were gritting hard onto each other.

"That fucking-" he hated that guy, oh yes, that was sure. The moment he grinned so stupidly he already pissed him off. "I´m going to kill him." A soft sigh was heard next to him and his friend patted him on the shoulder.

"You should really calm down Shizuo." Calm down? The hell he was going to do when that annoying rat kept spouting bullshit.

"Who was that asshole even?" he asked his dreadlocked friend- who was still just rubbing his temples. He was used to try and calm his friend since forever, but it wasn´t getting any less frustrating.

"Captain Orihara Izaya. He is the leader of the survey corps." Tom answered his question, while wondering how he didn´t even know that. He knew all along that Shizuo never gave a shit about the wall, the guards, he titans, in his opinion all that had mattered to Shizuo was that he was strong enough to protect his brother.

He would have expected him to know at least some names.

"Arrogant little shit." The blond spat instead, strolling back over to the training tool.

"Well, he has reason to be I guess," Tom threw in, only to earn a doubtful glance.

"Because he is captain? Probably has a sweet life sending all those guys out doing the shitty job for him." The blond growled, already feeling pissed yet again. So he thought he was superior just because of some shitty tile, huh?

"He is actually going out with them each time you know. And also- He is the only one who survived every trip so far."

...

The blond turned around at that, looking as though he wanted the man to elaborate.

"Titans. Didn´t you wonder why everyone was scared of being admitted to the survey corps? One way or another everyone ends up dying in one of the trips one day. He didn´t, he always came back. Some people say he is humanity´s strongest soldier."

That only made the blond´s frown grow even deeper.

"So you are telling me he is some kind of big shot?"

"At least he has seen more people being killed by titans than we all together."

...

He still pissed him off though. The hell was he even acting like an asshole for?

Taking a deep breath he went to another one of these torturous devices. One that wasn´t damaged. The other people that had been here already scrammed by now, probably not wanting to be involved with a monster like him.

"You are gonna try again?" Tom asked, leaning against the pillar as the blond got into the odd equipment.

Useless, huh?

"I´m not giving up."

He was going to show that louse how useless he was!

To be continued~

Well then, this was the first chapter of Shingeki no Shizuo x'DDD I do hope you will stay for more haha C': As you probably noticed I am replacing the original characters of Shingeki no Kyojin with the DRRR characters xDDD

I guess not sooo much happened yet but hey x'D I hope this was oki xD I suck with first chapters lmao

Well then~

See you on Monday the 6th March C: