Chapter 1: New Loud

(Just a story that was in my head before I made the one punch man story. Maybe since…sophomore year? Idk, but whatever, let's just get down to it. If you don't original ideas, this fic is not for you.)

Disclaimer: Still don't own this franchise…

It was like any other chaotic day in the Loud household. Everybody doing their daily routine and ignoring each other as each of them get more and more louder by the minute. Only two were gone and it was the oldest sisters. All but one sister was in her room conducting another experiment. Now you may think that she is just figuring out college or university math, or was just trying to see if mixing with her chemicals would prove to make something great despite blowing up all the time. No, it wasn't any experiment she had tried before. Oh no, she was doing something else, something…more. She just put the last pieces in her new project, 'Hehe, it is finally complete. Now, I just need to find the perfect subject…' She thought for a few minutes while walking around the room and saw the baby crib, 'Maybe our youngest sibling would be the perfect candidate. She will not have any idea of what is going on and is too small to stop it.' She was just about to grab Lily until she remembers all of her older sister's bickering, 'Oh, but my older siblings prevented me from doing anymore experiments with her. As if they know what this would accomplish…' She groaned a little as she took her hands away from the cooing baby. She started to think again for a minute until she snapped her fingers, 'Of course! Leni, she always falls for my experiments. ' Then once again groaned after realizing a thing, 'She is not here at the moment. She went with Lori to the mall.' She got frustrated knowing her only two subjects were off limits. She crossed out the names of each her siblings in her head one by one knowing they are not easy to persuade. Then she thought of one person left,

"Lynn." She wasn't as stupid as everyone else, but she is quite easy to trick. Put anything that has either balls or a competition and she'll do it, no problem. She walked through the chaos in the hallway and checked her room. Nothing but spell books and a mysterious board on one bed, and different kinds of sports equipment on the other. She asked Lincoln who got out of the bathroom, "Hello brother. Have you see Lynn anywhere?" He looked down to her, "Lynn? Hmm, she's in the back playing soccer. Why?" She walked past him, "Nothing important. Just need to see if she needs help with some school work." He brought it and went back into his room. She continued to walk past everyone until she went out the back door in the kitchen. There, she saw her playing with her soccer ball like Linc said.

'Okay, just need to act normal…' She walked up to her side, "Excuse me sister." Lynn stopped bouncing the ball on her head, grabbed it and put it under her armpit, and looked down at her, "Hey Lisa, you need something?" "Oh, just wanted to see if you have a minute to talk about yourself." Lynn looked down at her body, "Me?" "Yes, It appears to be lacking in any form of body muscles despite you being the most active in our family. If you would like, I can give you something that will make you have the strength of any WWE wrestler." She grabbed her by her hands, picked her up, and started to shake her, "You can do that? What kind of robo doohickey is it?!" She accidently dropped her on her back. "Oops, sorry." She just got up and dusted herself, "Do not worry about it. Just come with me and you'll see for yourself." Lynn dropped the ball onto the ground and followed her into the house.

In Lisa's room…

They both stood in a room that was full of explosive craters from previous experiments. Most of which are just chemicals mixed with different kinds of salts. Lynn broke the silence, "Sooooo, what am I looking at?" Lisa took out a remote with a button from hammerspace, "This." She pushed it and all of the stuff in their closet moved to the side and from the ground in the closet came a strange looking machine that had a door. It stopped in the middle of the room, "Whoa ho oh! Now THIS is something else." Lynn walked around it. "So this thing will make me strong? Cool!" Lisa pushed some buttons on it and the door opened, "If you want to find out, step inside." She was about to, but stopped, "Wait, how do I know you aren't just using me? I mean, I might explode. And just making me strong, yeah, like that's any useful in some cases." "It will help you in sports." "Let's do it!" She jumped inside and Lisa closed it and begun to activate it. It glowed inside and after a second, the whole house went white in a flash. The door opened with steam and Lynn stepped out unharmed or unchanged, "Hey, you said it's gonna make strong. What gives?" She fixed her glasses, "Oh, funny about that, I lied. I just used my latest creation to scan your DNA and your physical attributes." "…okay, normally I would get mad at you, but nothing happened to me so I'll let it slide. What did you want my DNA or something anyway?" Lisa pushed some more buttons, beginning to make something, "Let's just say it will be beneficial for the future." The machine started up and glowed again. But then there was a red light showing a small beeping was heard, "Oh no…no no no no…" She went to the screen and saw a lot of problems. "Is something wrong?" She just ignored her as she tried to fix it. Unfortunately, the machine had just finished building up power and before any of them could react, another light blinded the house. After a couple of seconds, the house went dark as they rubbed their eyes. All of the siblings (Minus the oldests.) came running to Lisa's room, furious,

"Okay, I was completely fine with the first time and just ignored it, but second where your in the middle of something draws the line!" Luna exclaimed clearly the angriest.

"Yeah Lisa, if your doing something again, at lease make it like a explosion because that hurt my eyes!" Luan said while still rubbing her left eye.

"What the heck are you doing?!" The twins say in unison.

"Hey, what the hell is going on?" Lincoln came out of his room, hearing the noise.

Before she answered, the door opened and steam came out. They all got curious and went in front of it. As the steam cleared, there was a little girl, at lease the size of a mouse, who sat in the middle of the device. The girl looked exactly like Lynn and had the same clothing, "What the…" The girl heard a voice and looked up at the siblings who were all looking at her curiously. As they continue to stare, she doesn't say a single word as she kept switching from person to person. After a minute, Luan bumped her elbow to Lincoln and whispered in his ear, "Say something to her…or it." "What? Why me?" "Just do it!" Sighing, he carefully stepped forward and kneeled, "Um, hey…there…y-you feeling okay?" She continued to stare at him in silent. "Uh, not much of a talker huh? Heh…I've been there. So ah…yeah…" He turned back to them and told him to keep going in hand motion. "Um, you know…it's not good to sit on your legsfor awhile. You wanna stand up?" Still not talking, she stood up. 'At lease she understands.' "Good! Uh, you ah, feel nervous?" Still mute. 'SAY SOMETHING PLEASE! THIS IS WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS!'

As he is talking to her, they push Lynn a little and she turned back and whisper shout , "What gives?" Luna told her still with a mad expression, "She looks like you, so that means you fix this!" "Yeah, and you might've helped Lisa with that!" Luan with the same attitude. She sighed and went next to Lincoln and kneeled too, "…hi there…it's uh…nice…to meet you?" The girl looked up at both of them, back and back she switched . "You um, ARE a talker aren't you?" She nodded. "That's great! Can you say something then?" The girl pointed her finger to Lincoln,

"Daddy."

Then to Lynn,

"Mommy."

"Huh?" They both said unison.

"Daddy…mommy…daddy…mommy…daddy!...mommy!.." With each one being said, her smile grew and her voice sounding more high pitched than regular Lynn.

"MOMMY AND DADDY!" She jumped up and down and threw her arms in the air, clearly happy.

"Huh?" They both said again.

Then everyone's attention, except Lincoln and Lynn, turned to Lisa. She knew what they were gonna say so she answered, "I made a cloning machine that can match anyone's DNA and can replicate the real thing. The machine had a few problems…okay, A LOT of problems, and now the cloning process is messed up. And then she is made." She pointed to the girl who was still happy. Luan asked, "Okay, then why is she childish compared to regular Lynn? And why her voice is higher than hers? And why she finds Lincoln and Lynn to be her parents?" "I'm…still trying to figure that out. It may take awhile, but I'll find the cause." They all looked back at them and saw the girl wanting to be carried like a baby. He put his hand down in front of her and she climbed on it. He brought his hand up to his neck level with the girl still in his hand. "Daddy! Daddy! Are we gonna play now?" Lincoln, not knowing how to feel, just rolled with the role, "Uh yeah! We are gonna play!" "Yay! Play! Play! Oh, and is mommy coming too?" he looked at Lynn and saw her being uncomfortable but put a thumbs up, "Y-yeah! She is!" "Yay! Let's go play!" They both got up and motioned for the other siblings to leave. "Before we go and play, do you have a name?" She shook her head, "Nope." He put his other hand to his chin and thought for a second before coming up with a simple,

"How about we call you Mini-Lynn?" Regular Lynn smiled at her and agreed with the name.

"I love it! My new name is great!" They both chuckled to both her, and to the future events of what will happen.

While they left, Lisa went back to check on the machine. As she took out the control panel, all of the parts were completely busted and some parts exploded. 'This is going to take a awhile…"

AN: If you haven't guessed, this is gonna be a Lynncoln fic without the sexual things and will probably have a lot of problems. Again, if you don't like original ideas, this is not for you. Anyway, see you later.