Disclaimer: Naruto will always be rightfully belong to Masashi Kishimoto

Warning: Gender Bender, Crack Pairing, Translated Story, Gramatical Errors, Failed atemp of humor, and many more

Summary: She didn't know how to react, really, how the hell do you suppose to react when you see the supposedly dead Kage suddenly being too interested on your life and likes to invade your personal life? And why did she have a feeling that he have an ulterior motives for her?

Pairing: Senju Tobirama x Naruto Uzumaki (Main)

From The Second, With Love

Prologue

Being the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade Senju already have her share of seeing some strange thing; from a never ending complain of a very strange case or a damn cat that never dies and always running away from his owner.

But nothing as strange as the things that happened right now; namely her supposedly dead granduncle that sat near the window while watching the scenery of the village like he being there is a very normal things to happen.

The man suddenly appear out of nowhere—he literally appear out of thin air on the Hokage's office, scaring the living day light of Shizune who are in the middle of cleaning her table and gave the ANBU who is hiding on the roof a heart attack.

The man act like it was a normal thing and proceed to ask Shizune to call for his grandniece, and then sat on the sofa on the room, ignoring the strange look from Shizune and scare the ANBU with his chakra to proof them that he is indeed the second Hokage.

Let's just say, the ANBU shut up immediately and ran back to their post while Shizune ran away to find her.

So here she is, in the room together with her supposedly dead granduncle that looks so alive and young again, well, to be honest; he looks young than he should be when he was on his original age; she called him granduncle for a reason after all.

Shizune came in to the room with a tray of tea, she gave the tea to the white haired man shyly and when the man took the tea, she immediately move away as far as possible from him.

Oh don't blame her! He is the legendary man that was also the second Hokage, her teacher's granduncle and the little brother of the first Hokage that was called the god of shinobi!

Oh and he is very attractive.

Pale skin, crimson eyes, high cheekbone, strong jaws, slanted eyes, and cool demeanor, Shizune bet that the man is popular back in his day, and being a Senju also made him even more popular; she actually didn't believe that the man didn't have a wife or even a lover on his previous lives.

Tobirama only glanced at her and it already made her face go really red, why did this man have to be so attractive?

"C'mon grandpa, don't seduce my apprentice" Tsunade huffed, she is already used seeing something like this, his granduncle is indeed very popular back in his day—and still is even when he is already old and become a grandpa.

"E-eeh?" Shizune immediately hide her face with her pet pig that she held before, making the pig panicked, he is still scared of the man after all.

"What? I am not, I was just wondering if that pig is your pet or a lost farm animal"

Shizune have a huge urge to bang her head to the nearest wall repeatedly, why the hell she act like a teenage girl in love? She is an adult! Oh, and for some reason she want to choke Tonton too.

"Okay enough, now tell me; why are you here and why did you didn't have any trace of edo-tensei? It looks like… you are being revived" Tsunade massage her temple, she can tell that this will be a huge problem later, because not only his granduncle looks so young again, there is no trace of him being summoned and she can feel it that the man had an actual heartbeat and flesh, just like a normal and live human being.

Tobirama didn't answer her immediately, he kept silence and back to watching the scenery from the window beside him; he looks like he didn't want to answer it at all.

"The five village is on a good term now but it will still cause an uproar if the world hear that you are back to life, you still have a huge reputation after all" seeing that Tobirama didn't want to give her an answer, Tsunade can only massage her temple (again), she know that her granduncle can become stubborn if he want to "Come on, just tell me already! There must be a good reason why are you here right?"

Tobirama glanced at her before giving Shizune a look that the girl immediately catch as 'go-away' and she happily obliges, she can't stand being in the same room as him for the time being, so she leave the room and closed the door behind her.

Shizune placed her hand on her chest and sighed, she didn't think that her heart can take even more than this.

She just started walking away when she heard a loud laughter from inside the Hokage's office.

What the hell happened there?

The laughter is actually Tsunade's, she laughed so hard that her stomach hurt and she almost fall from her chair while Tobirama hissed loudly to make her stop laughing; it is not very effective.

"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Tsunade kept laughing, oh come on! It is just too damn funny okay!

Her granduncle just told her that he got punished by the god of death for making edo-tensei, the god is annoyed that his work become more complicated ever since Tobirama made edo-tensei. The thing is, not only the jutsu called a dead person's soul that he already take, the person who got killed by someone who got called by an edo-tensei will got their soul's tainted, making the god of death's job become even harder.

And boy, just look at how many people got killed on the 4th shinobi world war by the reanimated people that was called using edo-tensei.

But here is the funny thing, the god of death's punishment for him is actually to produce a descendant, which can be interpreted as to told him to get married.

A god of death told him to get married and have an offspring.

It is too damn funny for Tsunade, of all people who told him to get married, it is the god of death! It's not like he never get pressured to get married; his big brother and sister in law actually encourage him to find someone but a god of death? What's the odds?

Actually, the punishment is to rebuild the Senju clan, since the only Senju left is Tsunade, he was told to revive his clan since his clan is actually one of a clan that comes directly from the sage of the six path, especially when the Uzumaki clan, the secondary one, is also already wiped out from the world except for 2 people.

It took Tsunade a full five minutes to calm herself and stop laughing "Okay, so… you have to find a bride huh"

Tobirama clicked his tongue and looked away from her, Tsunade knew that her granduncle is actually embarrassed, she is his family after all, she can read him easily and likewise.

"Well now, don't be shy, tell me, what kind of girl you like? There is a lots of nice girl here" Tsunade smirked, he took one of the files under her table to see the list of kunoichi that available in the village, if his granduncle finds none of them attractive or interesting; she can ask the other village.

Tsunade snickered when he sees Tobirama's cheek become a bit red, he tried to hide it but failed.

"…No… there is no one…" And there goes her chance to play cupid for him.

"Don't be so stubborn! Just tell me! Or maybe the rumor were true, you are a ga—"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence!" Tobirama hissed loudly and gave Tsunade his best glare.

"Well, then stop being so stubborn! It was because you were attractive but never get close to any girl that lots of people thought that you are gay!" Tsunade rolled her eyes, she actually got asked so many times back in the time about her granduncle, mainly from a woman who fall in love with him or his fan girls.

Tobirama growled, he knew that people think of him like that, even when they are doing it secretly, because some gay man tried to get close to him and even some confess to him! He know that he is considered attractive and thanks to his serious demeanor, lots of girl thought that he is cool; so it is a strange thing for them to see him never reciprocate any of their feeling and become a workaholic, so they thought he is gay.

"That's not it! What I mean is…. The woman I want can't never be found again…"

Tsunade didn't buy it.

"I know you are single and have no woman until you are dead… don't lie to me" Tsunade didn't care that what she said is a huge blow on his granduncle's pride and she ignore his glare, what she said is a truth after all.

"… Uzumaki" Tobirama looked smug when he sees his grandniece shocked face "I want an Uzumaki woman"

"The reason why I never have any woman is because I realize it too late that I want an Uzumaki woman as a wife" A small and gentle smile can be seen on his face, he remember his sister in law and his brother.

It is a truth, he is actually pretty jealous seeing how happy his big brother with his wife. Their marriage started as an arranged one but it is very successful, his big brother falls in love at the first sight with Mito and Mito grew fond of Hashirama, they are a perfect couple.

But he just realize it too late, when he tried to seek a girl from Uzumaki clan, Madara attacked the village and Mito ended up becoming a Jinchuuriki while his big brother is heartbroken, he didn't have a time to think about himself when his family is hurting.

And until the end, he never have a time to find an Uzumaki woman that he can make his wife.

"The Uzumaki clan is now wiped out from the face of earth and the only Uzumaki girl left is madly in love with an Uchiha" Tobirama smilled bitterly, he remember seeing the red haired girl tried to get as close as possible with the last Uchiha "What a luck"

Silence.

"Who the hell said that there is only one Uzumaki girl left?" Tsunade raisen an eyebrow, it seems that his granduncle have a wrong information.

"Really?"

"Didn't you meet her already?" Now this is weird, Tobirama should have met her before, she is the leader in the previous war and she is also the 'hero' too, did he forget about her already?

"What? No, the only Uzumaki girl I met is the red haired girl with glasses" Tobirama seems confused, did he really forgot about her? Seriously? No one in this world can forget her like that, especially when she have a huge impact on the war and even fight alongside him!

Until Tsunade remember something about the said girl on the war and a smirk slowly grow on her lips.

"…What?" Tobirama didn't like that smile of hers, he knew that she is hiding something and about to troll someone, named him right now. The last time he sees her uses that smile; his brother woke up to a braided hair and colored nail.

"Hehe" Tsunade laughed evilly and gave him a meaningful look, making her granduncle on edge and cringed "Don't worry, you will love her—oh great timing, she is here"

Tobirama glared at his grandniece before his eyes widen, he know the owner of the chakra that is on the way to the room.

SLAM

The door to the Hokage's office got opened and emerge from there; a beautiful girl with a bright yellow hair came, a grin plastered on her face and she is holding a bottle of alcohol.

"Baa-chaaan~!" The girl smiled widely, her blue eyes shone brightly with happiness and she can't stop moving "I am back!"

"Thank you so much for letting me have a little vacation in Sunagakure and Kumogakure! Here, I brought you a premium alcohol!" The yellow haired girl placed the bottle on Tsunade's desk before leaving the room in hurry, she didn't notice the other person in the room other than Tsunade "Welp, I have to go now! Iruka-sensei promised me a ramen! Bye baa-chan!"

And the door is closed again.

Tsunade smiled triumphantly and took the bottle of liquor, what a good timing; she needs a good drink after this.

"That was… no… she is…" Tsunade snickered, this is the first time she sees her granduncle is loss of words, his expression is also priceless.

"That is Uzumaki Naruto and yes, she is a girl, not a boy"

"On the war—"

"I heard and saw that too, apparently it is a side effect of the power she gains, it change her appearance to male tempoary; I heard that the person who she reincarnated from is a male, so when she uses his power; her appearance become similar to him"

"Yellow hair—"

"Well, she sure takes more from his father, the Yondaime, than her mother but I assure you, Minato looks pretty when he is younger and her mother is beautiful"

"…"

Tsunade glanced at her granduncle and smirked "Wanna try to win her heart? Or at least try to know her more. But I must warn you, she is oblivious when it comes to romance and there is already so many fallen contestant, oh, and she have a lots of fans"

Tobirama didn't answer her, but she knew, she knew that he will tried to get close to her.

The glint on his eyes tells everything.

To Be Continue

!Author's notes!

Hello dear reader, I welcome you to my translated story: Screw The Rule! Marry Me!

I decide to translate it since there is someone who asked me to translate it, two of them actually and I think I will give it a try.

But as you can see, my story with this pairing took so much different approach than the other, namely that this is a humor story, where there is no conflict or whatever it is, this is just a story about how did Tobirama wins Naruto's heart.

There is a reason behind it actually, it is because this story is actually just for the lulz and for me to ran away from my other 'serious' story. I write it like this because I want to practice my skill at writing a humor and I am kind of bored writing a 'serious' story…

But sadly… I think the joke is lost on the translation… oh well, at least I tried…

As you can see this is just the prolog, there is already four more chapter on the original (Indonesian) one and I need to find a time to translate it.

Well then, I hope you will like it, I'll be waiting for your response or opinion about it.

Review Please