Greetings my dudes welcome to my first fanfic yada yada yada you know the drill

But um you know what they about it being painful the first time.. it worrys me a little.. so if possible please be gentle

what in the name of cthulu thought

"BUT IT WAS ME! DIO" speach duh

Our story begins in our world during winter, Canadian winter that is "Fuck this cold" our main charcter said to himself "it's january why is it still so snowy" he continued to talk to himself like a schycopath "whu-fuck" then without warning he sliped on some ice and instantly snaped his neck, everyone knew this would happen eventually, as he trips on his way to school everyday without fail... stupid clumsy asshole, anyways unlike most people who bite the dust, he was given a second chance for some reason

-his pov-

Ouch ouch what the hell... oh no am i blind mother fuc-"look she's moving, how cute" the sudden voice caused him to temporarily stop and calmly analys the situation That's the voice a loving parent would use when talking about thier newborn... where in the hell am I? in an attempt to understand the current situation he tried speaking

"guh blu eh" no okay i'm sorry but what

"Look tai, she spoke" instead of getting answers he got more questions Okay fuck it let's try seeing, come on willpower don't fail me now He would regret this in a moment A gaint woman... ho-kay "hello, i'm your mom" Fucking what As his new reality encroached on his mind, he passed out due to the intense processing his infant mind attempted Oh what is this, am i dying now... okay... bye giant lady

you can probably tell but i didn't proof read this

peace peace