Peter knew he should have been more careful when he decided to stop a robbery. Not that the actual robbery was the problem, of course. He had heard on a police frequency that a group of armed robbers had come after a small bank. That wasn't the problem. The problem was the man inside the vault.
Waiting for him when he made a quick check through the bank, in a neat-pressed gray suit and briefcase, was a middle-aged man, standing as if expecting him.
"I didn't think a lawyer was what I'd be finding when I came in here."
"Spiderman." The agent addressed him.
"That's me." Peter turned to face the man, his spider-sense tingling softly behind his ears.
"I am Agent Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D." Mr. Agent flashed a badge, watching Peter's mask intensely.
Peter scoffed and leaned against the edge of the vault door, "Great, I'm Billy Bullwinkle, agent of nothing whatsoever."
"Well, Mr. Bullwinkle, you have come to the attention of some very powerful people." Peter narrowed his eyes. "I'm asking you to prove you're not a threat and to come with me."
A choked laughing noise came from the vigilante, earning a raised eyebrow from Coulson. "You can tell your powerful people to shove it. 'Oh, Spiderman,'" He mocked, "'We haven't met or anything, but can't you come with me to my lair of buisinessyness to be interrogated? It will prove you to be one of the good guys!'" Peter straightened out of his relaxed stance. "Please cut the bull crap. And proving myself to be one of the good guys? I thought I've already done that. Or have you been reading the Bugle?"
Coulson smiled slightly, tilting his head a bit. "Is that a no?"
"That depends, what's S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Agent Coulson let out a bark of laughter now, as Peter dropped his sarcastic grin into a frown.
"I have a feeling you'll find out soon enough, Mr. Bullwinkle," Peter smirked at that, despite the sense of uneasiness that filled him.
"Fun meeting you Agent something or other." He took a step backward, out of the vault. "See you around." With a little salute, he made his way out of the bank, leaving Coulson alone. The agent shook his head through his light laughter.
"See you around, Spiderman."