Scene 8
My interview went perfectly and everyone loved me.
My brothers didn't go so well though. He ran off crying.
I laughed.
But not meanly because I'm perfect.
That was the adjective not my name.
*smiles prettily*
Scene 9
I run into the bloodbath killing 10 people and a cat.
"Well done Perfect!" gushes the guy from two. "Only 14 people left!"
At this point i realise something.
This guy's my love interest!
Scene 10
We go around for several days killing everyone until everyone except the careers are dead. I choose to be on watch because we're somehow still together.
I kill everyone quickly, despite the fact that the cannons would go off waking everybody.
When it gets to the guy from two I stand over him, not wanting to kill him despite having killed my own brother just fine in the bloodbath.
I look at him adoringly before going back to sleep.
I'll kill him tomorrow.
Scene 11
"Oh Perfect," he cried "I can't kill you!"
I began to kiss him hard, savouring my last moments.
"Due to the beauty of Perfect you two can win together because lol! Congratulations Brenda and Bill!"
I look at him, "Your name is Brenda!"
"I thought your name was Perfect!" He says, crying.
Suddenly, my blonde hair slips away to become brown, I get spots and my figure stops looking like a barbie doll.
"Does that mean we're breaking up?" I said sadly.
"Yes!'
WHY WAS LIFE SO HARD?!