How's it going everybody!

Ever noticed how the supposed "siblings" of Fates aren't actually blood siblings? (Oh, spoilers!)

Well, what if they were? Not just to Corrin, but to EACH OTHER as well?

Sounds chaotic? Yes. Are the scenarios gonna be ridiculous? Yes. Will it be fun? Hell yeah.


Modern AU

"I highly doubt that Xander." Ryoma spoke to his brother.

"No, I think that's how it works Ryoma." Xander assured.

"What are you two debating about this time?" An irritated Leo asked, turning his attention away from Brynhildr, and unto his bickering older brothers.

"Leo, be honest." Ryoma began. "If a person was stuck between choosing his bloodline or loyalty, which would he choose? I say bloodline, but Xander says it's Loyalty. Is it not ridiculous?"

"Actually," Leo began. "I think Xander has a point."

"Hah!" Xander victoriously said. "I win."

"You win what?" Takumi asked, coming in while holding a glass of pineapple juice.

"That one must choose Loyalty over their own Bloodline."

Takumi did a sudden spit take. "That's just distasteful. One must always choose their bloodline."

"And that makes 2-on-2 now." Ryoma smirked.

"Just what are you two boys arguing about this time?" Camilla groaned, having been woken up from her beauty nap.

"Loyalty or Bloodline?" Xander asked.

"What?"

"Just pick between the two…" Leo groaned, annoyed that he had been dragged into the otherwise worthless argument.

"Loyalty."

"I think it's Bloodline." Hinoka answered, coming in. Apparently having had eavesdropped on the "intense" debate.

"Three all…" Xander grumbled.

"Why don't we ask Elise and Sakura then?" Ryoma suggested.

"We don't have to." Hinoka said. "Judging from the two, I'd say Elise would say Loyalty, while Sakura would've picked Bloodline."

"What makes you say that?" Takumi asked.

"Just a hunch."

"An even four…" Xander grumbled once more.

"Just give up, and give in already." Ryoma spoke. "Juts admit that Loyalty wins, hands down."

"Never." Xander refused. "Surely there has to be-" Xander suddenly stopped, before rushing up the stairs.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" Ryoma demanded.

"There's only one person who can break this, once and for all."

A slight pause

"Corrin!"

"Oh no you don't!" Ryoma called out, rushing after him. "If you're gonna ask him, then so will I!"

Silence for a few seconds

"This isn't gonna end well…" Leo spoke, closing his eyes.

"He's totally picking Bloodline though." Takumi said.

"Watch it pineapple." Leo slightly threatened.

"Hey, don't be a scum Leo." Hinoka scolded. "Also, he's picking Bloodline."

"Really dear?" Camilla turned her head to Hinoka. "Knowing our dearest brother, he's gonna want to go with what his favorite sister says."

"Watch it Thundertits."


Meanwhile in Corrin's room

Corrin lowered his handheld console, suddenly bringing his dragon plushie closer to him.

"I don't know why Kamui," Corrin shuddered towards his stuffed-dragon. "But I sense a disturbance in the force… better call Azura…"


Possible outcomes

Corrin picks Bloodline – Xander, Camilla and Leo will hate him. Elise most likely won't.

Corrin picks Loyalty – Ryoma, Hinoka and Takumi will hate him (Takumi specifically). Sakura clearly won't

Corrin picks None – All out brawl between the 6 (soon to be 8) siblings, before they come to their senses.

Corrin picks SMASH! – Corrin says "F*ck it, and goes out with his friends."

You Decide


A/N: And we're clear

Not sure if anyone else did this, but hey.

Can I just say that this has been in my head for quite some time now.

Guideline for the siblings:

From oldest to youngest and age: Xander (20), Ryoma (19), Hinoka (18), Camilla (17), Corrin (16), Leo (15), Takumi (14), Sakura and Elise (They're twins.) (12)

Azura will be 15 as well.

Parents of the 9 siblings: Mikoto and Anankos. Since Corrin's the main character, let's make it his parents. (Spoilers!)

I know that Elise and Sakura have different birthdays, but screw it! Let me have fun dangit!

And yes, Corrin will be male this round. I just think it'll be funnier if Corrin was male.

Until next time, BYE!