So we didn't finish the box. So let's get to it!

"Welcome, dragonets and gentle dragons!" Turtle announced in the microphone.

"Put your claws together for your favorite firescales dragon, Peril!" Turtle smiled as Peril walked through the metal hallway onto the stage, where she was greeted with cheers and whistles.

Clay pushed the large box next to the stage, and Turtle flew on top of it, "Tonight, we will start off with-" He reached into the box and pulled out a wad of papers, "-Otter's Fanart!"

Peril smiled wickedly and reached for the papers. But, as they burned, the dankest of memes echoed from the burning pile of papers.

Everyone around their world went deaf and blind, unable to handle the memes.

The sounds soon faded. Turtle reached into the box, and pulled out a Barbie.

"A- very skinny, blonde Scavenger?" Turtle held out the doll, thouroughly confused.

Starflight bursted onto the stage, "Where is Barbie?"

The crowd gasped, and Turtle dropped the toy.

Peril reached for it, as Starflight felt around the floor.

Peril booped it on the nose, and the face melted.

"Come on, Peril! Is that the best you got!?" Turtle smiled at the crowd.

"FINE" she yelled as she fully hugged the doll, and it melted into her scales, sending off a terrible fume. The doll was now melted.

"Next we have-" Turtle reached in and pulled out Kinetic Sand "-Kenetec Sond."

Random Rainwings appeared out of nowhere, "KINETIC. KINETIC. KINETIC SAND!!!"

Peril stumbled and landed in the sand. It sat there.

Turtle threw it off the stage, "Next!"

He pulled out a shovel, "Who the heck sent this in?"

He handed it to Peril, who started to dig.

It was sensational! All the gathered dragons cheered and screamed. They couldn't stop.

"This shovel is ground-breaking!" One yelled, which happened to be a scientist.

But soon the handle burned up and the crowd grew silent. Turtle chuckled and pulled out a stick of dynamite, "Oooooooohhhhhh!!!!"

He grinned maliciously as he handed it to Peril. She touched the fuze, and it lit, shining in the night.

"Wheee! It's a sparkler!" Peril jumped around as the fuze got shorter. It finally ended, but it didn't blow up.

Sunny jumped from above, lit another match, and shoved it into the dynamite, "DIE YOU BLOWY STICK!"

"SUNNY NOOO!!!" Clay yelled as the bomb went off.

Sunny got up, smiling, her teeth covered in ash, "That. was. awesome!"

Turtle pulled out some bubblegum, "This...stuff?"

Peril picked it up, and it started to bubble. She threw it into her mouth, chewing it slowly, before spitting it out.

"Yuck. It tastes like rocks." She shoved her chin in the air. She stalked to the exit, but she stepped in the chewed gum, she pulled on her foot, noticing the sticky fiend.

"ARG! GET OFF!" she tried to get it off, but just got more tangled. The crowd screamed with laughter.

She chomped on it, but it just got stuck on her muzzle, "ARGGGG!" she struggled, but got herself covered in the bubble gum.

No one could help her, they couldn't stop laughing.

Peril was throughougly stuck.DON'T LEAVE YOUR GUM AROUND KIDS!!

After 2 hours of work, they finally got Peril out of the substance.

"The last thing in the box is-" Turtle picked up a small carton of eggs, "-it's an egg carton! You know what that means! Egg Russian Roulett!"

If you don't know what that is, it is when you hard-boil some of the eggs, but leave some raw, then mix it up in a carton so you don't know what's what. Then, you take turns cracking one on your head, and it will get all over you unless it is hard-boiled. The point system is whoever gets the least amount of raw eggs on their head!

This next chapter will be the Egg Russian Roulette! This was published because of popular demand, but i feel it is not as funny as it could be, so please let me know if it is or not and what I can do to fix it. Thanks!