Bonzour à toi qui a échoué ici !
Moi, la grande Toxic Vador, adoratrice de l'anglais, a décidé d'écrire 3 petits drabbles... En anglais ! : D
Pas très original et très simple à lire (franchement il doit y avoir 3 mots un peu compliqués), ce sont juste des échanges du tac au tac entre John et Sherlock à propos... De SSSSSSSEXE #LaMeufObsédée j'aurais aimé être dans la capacité d'écrire un vrai lemon en anglais mais bon je raconte ma vie ! Enjoy !
-C'mon John, let's try !
-Sherlock, for the last time, I said NO.
-You're so boring.
-Sorry ? Boring ? I am not boring, for god's sake, I...
-Yes, you are.
-No matter. Contrary to YOU, I have limits, Sherlock.
-I have limits too, we know it, but it's not a question of limits.
-You're trying to blow my mind or I don't know you.
-You don't.
-I do!
-As you wish. So ? Will we do it now ?
-NO !
-But whyyyy ?
-Because ! Because this is indecent !
-There is nothing indecent in that. This would be if we do it in the metro...
-Sherlock !
-...but it will never be the case, unless you ask it...
-I don't.
-Of course you don't, I know you don't.
-Sherlock, don't be angry like that, i said no, it's no. I'm sorry.
-You're not.
-You're right.
-John. This is just a blowjob !
-NO !
-John ?
-No.
-I said nothing.
-i know what you will ask and this is no.
-Please ?
-Don't do these puppy dog eyes, this is MY secret weapon, so it doesn't work with me.
-That's unfair ! Please again John ! Just try !
-Nope.
-C'mon ! It will be funny !
-Funny ? FUNNY ?
-Okay. Not funny. Calm down. Okay. You're maybe right.
-I AM right.
-But as for me, I find it...hot and...sensual...Kind of a sassy thing and I love it.
-You're joking.
-I'm not.
-Do you heard what did you say ?
-Yeah, I did.
-And... You are serious ?
-Yes I am... As always.
-Did you listen to me ?
-John... Why don't you want ?
-This is indecent.
-You said the same for the blowjob. And how it have ended ?
-We did it...
-Soooooo...
-Sherlock, please, WE WON'T FUCK IN FRONT OF A CORPSE !
-John no. And stop smiling like that.
-Why ?
-This is dirty. I told you I refuse...
-I will make you bend...
-No, you won't.
-Stop quoting Moriarty, it doesn't work with you.
-I do what I want.
-Me too.
-Drop me immediatly.
-Nope.
-No, not the table, I said no John. John no, forget it, no, i don't want, you little bast-hnnaaah...
-Admit it, you like it. I will take you on the table and you will love.
-Yeeeessss... Erm ! No ! This is dirty !
-It's not... Don't be so obvious...
-If you quote...hm...Moriarty one more time, I swear I-I jump of this table and...go burn all...of...your stuff-han ! Got it !
-Hehehehehehe !
-Stop giiiiigle ! This is pityf-haaaaan...
-No John, not in my bedroom.
-This is always in mine !
-There's plenty of experiment.
-I'll be careful.
-It smells weird.
-It doesn't stink, it's okay.
-There isn't a lot of space.
-don't mind. We will do it in a corner, like teenagers.
-We're not.
-I know. So, and after all that ?
-Could be dangerous.
-The sentence to not prononce...
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-I told you that was a bad idea, John.
-Hm.
-But you didn't listen.
-Hm.
-I know better than you this sort of thing, you know.
-Oh yes. bad ideas are old friends to you !
-You're angry.
-This isn't like I had a bandage all the long of my leg because a fucking bottle of zinc sulfate spreaded on it. Oh, wait a minute... THIS IS THE CASE !
-You're juste clumsy.
-Yes, yes, and you are the Queen of England.
-No, this is Mycroft.
-You fool...
Review sivouplé j'ai pas d'argent dessus c'est la moindre des choses pliiiizzz ;-;