Is a new Naruto/Deadpool crossover. It came my way by special request by Darkarmy1. I'm going to do my best to bring him a story he will enjoy. So no further ado let the story begin.

LolitaPool

It was a beautiful moonlit night, while villagers and Shinobi alike enjoyed the 4th annul Kyūbi no Kitsune Festival. That was celebrated on the day the 4th Hokage defeated the Kyūbi. But, also this night was very special to one certain couple. For it also marked their 6th year anniversary.

"This is the night I ask her." Said a man.

"Do you really think she will tell your fugly ass yes?" Came another voice.

"Shut up. Kurenai loves this fugly fool and you know it." Said The man to the other voice.

"Wade sweetie? What are you doing?" Asked Kurenai Yuhi.

"Huh, oh nothing just talking to myself." Said Wade.

She raised amused eyebrow to this. "Really now?"

"Yes, really!" Said Wade.

She smiled raising her small hands up to his face and slowly raising his mask and softly kissing his lips.

Wade smiled all goofy like and kissed her back. "You truly are a gift from Kami."

"Your just saying that to butter me up for something crazy you have planned." Said Kurenai.

"Maybe. But, your not going to find out til later tonight." Said Wade.

Before Kurenai could say anything they both heard people yelling and screaming and saw a small girl running from an angry mob with her clothing ripped and blood all over her.

Clenching his fists, Wade pull down his mask and ran over to the small blonde hair little girl and scoped her up into his arms.

"Please don't hurt me!" Sobbed the little girl.

Anger just ignited the flames in his belly. "Sweetie I'm not going to hurt you. I'm going to hurt those JERKS over there that hurt you."

Kurenai walked up next to her lover and saw the small girl. "Here hand her over to me. I'll watch over her while you teach those JERKS a lesson they'll never forget."

"Sure thing babe" Said Wade as he passed the little girl over to her.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" Asked Wade.

A short fat and bold man though his sake bottle to the side. "Give us the demon brat. You masked freak."

"Demon brat? All I see is a scared and helpless little girl being bullied by a group of soulless bastards." Said Wade.

"Who the hell do you think you are?" Asked a taller man with black hair.

"Who me? I'm your friendly neighborhood Merc. Deadpool is the name and killing is the game." Said Deadpool.

Kurenai just stood off to the side holding the little girl as she looked up to the woman with blood red eyes and short length dark brown curly hair.

"Why? Why are you helping a monster like me?" Asked the little girl.

Kurenai's eyes sadden as she looked at the little girl in her arms. "I don't see a monster. I see a precious little girl that is in need of our help."

Tears slowly streamed down her small cheeks as she barred her face into Kurenai's kimono. "Jiji does his best to help me. Along with his animal faced friends. But, they can't always save me in time."

"Shh… Don't worry sweetie. You have us now." Said Kurenai.

"THAT DEMON BRAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!" Yelled a Banshee with pink hair.

"Lady who are you to say who lives and dies? I don't see the Hokage hat on your head nor do I see you wearing this." Deadpool pointed to his forehead where there laid his forehead protector with the leaf symbol on it.

"I don't care. It's because of that thing my husband died." Said The Banshee.

"Well haven't you ever thought maybe he died for a reason. I don't know. Maybe get away from your Banshee butt." Said Deadpool.

"How dare you. You freak!" Said the Banshee.

A man behind the woman yelled: "Just get him so we can kill the beast!"

The mob being stupid thought 20 to 1, They would win this fight, Rushed Deadpool.

Deadpool just smirked as he unsealed his beanbag shot gun and began firing rounds. He made damn sure that he hit the Banshee right between the eyes.

As the sounds of the gun shots people began to gather around to see what was happening. When they all heard a deep and commanding voice come from behind the group.

"What is the meaning of this Deadpool?" Asked the man.

Everyone turned around to see the 3rd Hokage standing there and behind him was several of his personal ANBU guards looking at the crowd of people.

Noticing who was there Deadpool quickly put his single barrel shotgun back into the seal he has on his wrist ban. "Hey, boss man. I see you came out to take in the sights and watch the firework show."

"No, Deadpool I was told a child was hurt and a masked nut job was shooting people in the streets in the middle of the festival." Said The 3rd Hokage.

"Where? I don't see a nut? All I see are a group of evil people trying to hurt a little girl." Said Deadpool as he pointed to the child in Kurenai's arms.

With a deep and heavy sigh Sarutobi the 3rd Hokage look at the small child. He walked over to Kurenai. "Narumi sweetie. Where have you been? I have been worried about you all day. I came out to look for you. When you never showed up for your present today."

"Jiji, I'm sorry. I did try. But, those people attacked me and wouldn't let me go." Said Narumi as she pointed to the now knocked out mob.

"I'm sorry Narumi. I should have went and got you this morning form the orphanage and made sure you we're safe." Said Sarutobi.

"Jiji it wouldn't have matter if you went to the orphanage." Said Narumi. She held on for dear life to Kurenai's kimono.

"Why do you say that sweetie?" Asked Sarutobi.

"The new head lady threw me out last week. She told me she only cared for human children not demon spawn." Said Narumi.

Another heavy sigh left the old man's lips. He looked over to his ANBU.

"Take those fools to Ibki and Anko and after their done have them charged and punished. Those who physically hurt her put to death." Said The Hokage.

"Yes, my Lord Hokage." Said The ANBU as they gathers the unconscious mob and vanished in a swirl of leaves.

The 3rd Hokage turned and looked at Deadpool and then over to Kurenai and Narumi. "You three fallow me."

They nodded their heads and fallowed the aged leader back to his office. As they made their trek through the village. Deadpool and Kurenai couldn't help but notice all the dark glares the little girl received from the villagers and Shinobi alike.

One ninja made the mistake of grabbing Kurenai's arm and pulling her back to him. "Where do you think you're going with that thing?" Asked the drunk Shinobi.

Glaring daggers at him Kurenai spoke. "What does it matter where I'm heading with this child?"

"It matters for that thing should be put down." Said The man.

"Hey, buddy why don't you let go of my girlfriend and step away from her and the little girl slowly before you meet my peace makers." Said Deadpool.

The drunk Shinobi glared at Deadpool. "Hey freak stay out of this. I wasn't talking to you."

"Well when you threaten a child and get all grabby with my girl. You make it my business and I don't take kindly to fools like you." Said Deadpool.

The drunk Shinobi pushed Kurenai away from him. Making her stumble some before regaining her balance.

Seeing this Deadpool gritted his teeth and let out a low growl. "Bastard. Who the hell do you think you are?"

He pulled out his katanas from his back and stood ready to slice the guy to pieces.

"You're a damn fool for even caring about that thing." Said The drunk as he pulled out a kunai to defend himself.

He ran at Deadpool thinking he would over power him.

Before the drunk Shinobi knew what happen Deadpool flipped the blades of his katanas to the blunt side and swung the blades down onto the base of his neck. Knocking the guy unconscious.

The 3rd Hokage just stood there watching the scene play out. Never stepping in or saying a word. But, if you would look into his eyes you could see he was deep in thought.

Deadpool slipped his katanas back onto his back and walked over to Kurenai. "Are you okay?" He looked into her eyes worried. Then looked down at Narumi. "Are you okay small fry?"

Kurenai smiled. "I'm fine hun."

Narumi looked up at him. She had a blinding smile. "I'm okay. Thank you for saving me." She reached out and hugged Deadpool. Pulling herself back into his arms.

He held her close and shifted her around in his arms so he could hold her better. He turn to the Hokage. "What can I say chicks dig me." With a sheepish laugh.

The old man just shook his head and turned once more leading the way back to the Hokage tower. Once they reached the building they went inside and to his office.

There waiting for them was the Hokage's personal doctor. She was sitting on the couch just looking out the window lost in thought. Holding some clean cloths on her lap.

"Ah, Dr. Liddell, your still here." Said The Hokage.

The woman looked up and over to the doorway. "Yes, Lord Hokage. I figure I'd wait here til you returned with Narumi.

Her eyes fell upon Narumi. Without a second thought she was up and running towards the little girl. "Oh Dear Kami! What happen sweetie?" Asked Dr. Alice Liddell.

"Here hand her to me." Said Dr. Liddell.

Deadpool slowly and gently handed over Narumi. While Kurenai watched the woman. Making sure she wouldn't hurt the little girl.

Dr. Liddell quickly took Narumi and carried her away to the Hokage's private bathroom.

They heard water running and Narumi giggles. As the good doctor cleaned and made sure she was okay.

The Hokage sighed in relief. Something about her little giggles always made him feel better. "I am unable to thank you two enough for your actions today in saving Narumi."

"Old man. Why do the villagers attack her and call her a demon?" Asked Deadpool.

At that very second the Hokage look to have aged 50 years. With a sigh and turning his head to look upon the portrait of the late 4th Hokage. Sarutobi spoke softly, just above a whisper. "Narumi has the Kyūbi no Kitsune sealed with in her. I as a fool told to Civilian Council and Shinobi Council. After they found out it spreaded like wild fire that the girl was the demon incarnate and not it's jailer. I have done all I am able to in protecting her. But, as you saw tonight I have gravely failed her."

With hearing this both Kurenai and Deadpool shared a look with each other and looked back at their aged leader.

"Hokage-sama would it be alright if we took Narumi? I mean adopt her and raise her as our own?" Asked Kurenai.

"Yeah, old man. Let us. What's the worse we could do? Well she might become a little crazy. But, with Kurenai as her momma she will keep the girl and me in line." Said Deadpool.

3h adopt. 7. I have been proof reading. so I hope there isn't many errors.

The Hokage looked between the two. He couldn't hide the shocked expression on his face. "You want to adopt Narumi?"

"Well yeah that's what the lady said." Said Deadpool. "Anyways I would make a wonderful father."

Kurenai couldn't help but laugh at Deadpool's antics. "Lord Hokage, it would be an honor to raise and train Narumi as a ninja and care for her as our own little girl."

Just then Narumi came running out of the bathroom in a baby powder pink lolita dress with matching baby powder pink Mary Janes and white stocking with a white lace under shirt hop. With her hair in twin pigtails.

She had over heard everything that has been said. "Please Jiji! They seem really nice and they said they take care of me."

"I don't know Narumi." Said The Hokage.

"Please Jiji! If not I'll be living on the street alone. I have no home anymore and the lady at the orphanage will not let me back in." Said Narumi with tears now streaming down her little cheeks.

Getting on to his knees next to Narumi. Deadpool held his hands together and looked at the Hokage. "Please Jiji I'll make a wonderful daddy for Narumi and Kurenai is a natural born mommy. Narumi will never be without anything. I swear. Also if I can't get I'll be on your doorstep asking you for help to get what she wants." Said Deadpool.

2h agadopt8. I'm going to take a little break and work on the other parts of the 1st chapter this afternoon. I figure these 4 parts are a good start.

Narumi giggled at Deadpool and looked up at her Jiji and did the "PUPPY EYES NO JUSTUS".

With a sigh Sarutobi looked at Kurenai. "Come in the morning and I'll have the adoption paperwork ready for you both to sign."

Both Narumi and Deadpool held hands jumping around in a circle. "YAY WE DID IT!" chanted the two.

Both Kurenai and Alice placed a hand over their mouth to try to cover the giggles that escaped their lips.

"Yes, Lord Hokage we will be here in the morning." Said Kurenai. "Come on you two. It's getting late and I'm sure Narumi is starving."

They left the office and left the building. Outside in front of the tower Kurenai asked. "What would you like for dinner sweetie?"

Narumi looked up at her new mommy. "RAMEN!"

Alice walked over to the Hokage. "Lord Hokage I think you just saved Narumi's life tonight."

He looked over at Alice. "What do you mean?"

"If Narumi would have been left on her own. I'm sure she would have lost her mind." Said Alice.

Shock was in Sarutobi's eyes. "I never knew her mental state was that bad."

"It is. She most likely will grow up as a mini Deadpool. But, I hope the Shinobi world could handle a second coming of Wade Wilson. But, besides that. Now that she has a loving and caring home. I'm sure she will heal from within." Said Alice.

"Alrighty family to Ichiraku it is." Said Deadpool.

"YAY, I love their Ramen and the old man is so kind to me." Said Narumi.

They both smiled down at Narumi. "Well sweetie after tonight you'll have a loving family and home and don't have to worry about those jerks." Said Deadpool.

"Sweetie after we meet with The Hokage tomorrow. We will need to go shopping and buy you everything your going to need." Said Kurenai.

Looking down with fear in her eyes Narumi spoke up. "But, mommy the villager don't allow me in their stores."

"Don't worry your pretty little head about them sweetie. Daddy and mommy shop mainly at ninja ran stores and if they give us any trouble. Daddy will handle it. While mommy makes sure you get what you want." Said Deadpool.

The next morning Narumi was jumping around all happy. She couldn't believe today would be the day she would have a forever family. She went running through Wade's and Kurenai's house heading to her parents bedroom.

"MOMMY! DADDY! COME ON WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE!" Yelled Narumi.

Kurenai opened the door, walking out of the bedroom fully dressed. "Morning sweetie. Don't worry we have plenty of time."

"But, mommy I really want you to go sign the paperwork so I know you'll will always be my mommy." Said Narumi turning her head to the side pouting.

Just then Deadpool comes walking out of the bedroom. "Nothing is going to make us change our mind. So how about we eat breakfast and then we'll go see the old man."

"Okay, daddy." Said Narumi. She ran off to the kitchen.

"I see a lot of you in her." Said Kurenai as she looked at Wade.

"So, is that a bad thing?" Asked Wade.

"Not at all." Said Kurenai with a smile. "I don't think anyone would even question if she is your daughter or not."

"Well if they ever do. They will meet pointy and stabby." Said Deadpool an evil laughed.

They had a nice and surprising breakfast as Narumi tried to cook eggs for everyone. But, needless to say that went up in flames and Kurenai had quickly pulled Narumi away from the stove as Wade quickly put out the grease fire. After Kurenai took over everything went smoothly.

Narumi jumped around as she danced around her parents. As they walked to the Hokage tower. Villagers just glared at the little girl as others just didn't even pay attention to her. As they reached the tower several ninjas were walking out the front door and held it open for Narumi and Kurenai.

One of the guys stopped Deadpool. "Hey man. I heard you became a dad last night. Congratulations man." Said Asuma.

"Thank you. Narumi is a cute kid and I hope she'll be happy with us." Said Wade.

"Wade you're an odd ball. But, I see how Kurenai looks at you and I know if you can make her happy. You'll be a good dad to Narumi." Said Asuma.

With that said both men parted ways as Wade ran up behind Kurenai.

"What was all that about?" Asked Kurenai.

"Nothing really just Asuma reassuring me that I will be a great dad." Said Wade as he grinned.

"Oh really?" Said Kurenai as she laughed at him.

They walk to the Hokage's office and knocked on the door.

"Enter" Said The Hokage.

They walked in. Sarutobi had a smile on his face as he looked at the happy little family and saw Narumi beaming with joy.

"I have everything here ready for you two to sign. As well as several items that go to Narumi when she is older and ready for them. But, not anytime soon." Said The Hokage.