NOTE: This is Part 2 of the 'Phineas and Ferb in Dimmsdale' fanfiction series, and a sequel to 'Phineas and Ferb in Dimmsdale: Bet-tle at the Mall'. It's recommended to read 'Bet-tle at the Mall' first, to avoid some confusion in the story. It's not particularly hard to find. You can find it on my profile page.

In the attic of a somewhat dilapidated white house, sat a middle-aged, gray-skinned man with short black hair and ears on his neck, browsing on CrazeBook on his somewhat archaic computer. This man, Denzel Q. Crocker, was doing this in the attic since he still lived with his mother, even at age 53.

He was an eccentric man. He works as a teacher at Dimmsdale Elementary School, while simultaneously proving that fairies exist. One would say he's crazy, especially since he contorts himself in various ways when even mentioning fairies. During his free time (e.g. summer vacation), he invents various devices to hunt fairies with.

When triangle-headed fellows would find today the best day ever, Crocker would disagree, seeing what happened earlier that day.

Today, his street held a garage sale. For Crocker, this would be the opportunity to sell his busted and defect fairy hunting devices. With the money he would earn, he'd be able to buy parts, so he can build more devices (and maybe a tea set for his mother). However, the only customers he got were a pair he was sure weren't from Dimmsdale (a bespectacled British man and a woman with a reddish hairstyle like that of Bobby Fabulous from Love Händel, which his mother used to listen to). And the only reason they came to him in the first place was because they thought he sold stinking antiques. Because Crocker accidentally took a sign from his neighbor and got beat up for it. The pair eventually bought only a rusted pot.

Naturally, Crocker would be miffed at this. So, after dinner, Crocker would be browsing CrazeBook to see if they had new theories for the existence of fairies, or funny cat pictures. Both would boost his mood a bit, it didn't exactly matter.

When he opened the main page, he noticed that one of his students, the ever so popular Trixie Tang, just uploaded a slew of pictures.

"Miss Tang uploaded some photos?" Crocker remarked? "Egh, probably the same, boring pics of her showing off new clothes or something."

If Denzel wasn't forced- er, 'persuaded' by the Tangs' bodyguards, he would've unfriended her ages ago. He can't even unfriend her for just a minute, they would notice that, so usually, Crocker would scroll past these. However, he noticed that, while scrolling, these pictures aren't the usual selfies.

The first photo seemed strange already, as Trixie was hanging out... with Timmy. Crocker knew for a fact that Trixie didn't like Timmy.

"Miss Tang, hanging out with Turner?" Crocker questioned. "How strange... as if this were the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

But as Crocker investigated the photo even further, the more strange things he noticed.

"Wait, are Tang and Turner at a bar? In a WATER SLIDE? With RAINBOW water? And wait a minute, it looks like this is in Dimmsdale Mall?!"

This opted Crocker to read the description, which said: 'Me and Timmy hanging out at the bar of this amazing slide!'

That wasn't very descriptive in Crocker's opinion, so he decided to check out the other pictures, hoping if they had something better to say. So he checked the other pictures (while giving each of them a Like). Each of them were a selfie of Trixie at a different part of a slide, including a carrousel and a dance floor, which only intrigued Crocker even further. Then he reached the last photo of the batch, which was a selfie of Trixie, showing the slide as a whole. The description was very informative this time:

'So I made a bet with two guys called Phineas and Ferb. They claim to build amazing things, and I didn't believe it. But as you can see, they actually can. Now I've to be nicer to unpopulars, but I don't really mind right now. I was very excited to take a trip on the Coolest Slide Ever when I took this pic, and I'm glad I did ;)'

"Phineas and Ferb...?" Crocker questioned. "Are those Miss Tang's... FAIRY GODPARENTS?!"

Crocker dismissed that thought. It wouldn't make sense to make a bet with fairies, since they can just make things appear right away. He had to know who Phineas and Ferb are, though, so he searched up the names.

On his search, he came across a Dumblr blog, entitled 'The #1 Phineas and Ferb Fanblog!' Jackpot.

The blog consisted of earlier inventions Phineas and Ferb made, posted online by some kid named Irving, claiming to be the biggest Phineas and Ferb fan of the Tri-State Area. The blog also conveniently details Phineas and Ferb themselves, full names, photos and all.

"All these inventions are created by just two little brats?" Crocker questioned again. "That's impossible! But something that should be impossible, but is actually happening, clearly equals... FAIRY GODPARENTS! But wait, they're from the Tri-State Area? How did these two get in contact with Miss Tang?"

Then he noticed the top posts. One that links to Trixie's photos from earlier, another with Irving's own photos of the slide, and a third explaining that Phineas and Ferb are vacationing in Dimmsdale for a week.

"They're right here", Crocker realized. "They are right now in Dimmsdale. This is my chance! This here is an opportunity I must take. Phineas and Ferb should be the ticket, especially since, unlike Turner, they are totally unaware of me! First I'll be taking them, then I'll be taking their FAIRIES, and then I'll be taking the world! And then the world will finally know the wrath of Mr Crocker, as I have finally proven the existence of FAIRY GODPARENTS! GEH-HEHEHEHEH!"

Crocker cleared his throat, as he created a Dumblr account and followed the blog. "Hopefully Mother hasn't noticed the noise I've been making."

Author's Note: Finally, here's the sequel. Well, um, actually the prologue of the sequel, but whatever. If you read Bet-tle at the Mall, you might have noticed that this prologue connects to the epilogue of the other story. So I'll say it again: I recommend you to read Phineas and Ferb: Bet-tle at the Mall first.

Is there something else I can say here? Um... next chapter will have Phineas and Ferb and the gang as the focus, obviously unaware of Crocker and his antics (aside from Timmy and Chloe). Also, Doofenshmirtz's sideplot starts there too. I originally had the two perspectives in separate chapters, but both turned out shorter than I expected, so they're merged into a single chapter.

Okay, see you next time!