One day in the GoAnimate world, Caillou was sitting in his bedroom. Suddenly he sat up straight. "Gilbert." He said monotonously to his cat who was sitting in his toybox licking its butt. "I had a dream about a walrus. Me and Daddy are going to the circus today. I will get dressed all by myself." Then he started thrusting his backside into the air and shaking his arms, in what was supposed to be dancing. He moved at 1 millimeter per minute from side to side and changed clothes in the span of an hour. Caillou then said in his really deep monotonous voice that didn't suit a bald four-year-old kid, "Oh no. I forgot to brush my teeth." He went to the bathroom but he couldn't reach the sink. Because he was four years old. He started to smear toothpaste that was the GoAnimate picture of poo colored white and duplicated multiple times all over his face. Then his dad came in. "Dad. I got up allallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallalllll by myself." Caillou droned. "Oh yes. So you have." Replied Boris, staring blankly at a wall. "I do not want to be late for the circus." Said Caillou. "Oh no Kay-I-You" his dad droned. "The circus isn't today. It's tomorrow." Caillou stopped. His tiny mind the size of a dust mite shattered. He stood still and did nothing at all.

The person watching the GoAnimate video waited for about 2 minutes of Caillou just standing still with his dad looking at that wall. Then the person (aka YOU) skipped ¾ of the entire video. Then they waited 3 minutes. Finally, even Boris got bored. "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! KAY YOU! HOW DARE YOU STAND STILL AND DO NOTHING AT ALL FOR 5 YEARS AND MAKE ME WAIT ALL THAT TIME WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE I EXPECTED YOU TO SHOUT OR CRY OR HAVE A TANTRUM LIKE YOU USUALLY DO BUT INSTEAD YOU DID NOTHING AT ALL FOR THE 5 YEARS I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE SO OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO GROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDED FOR NINE TRILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN CENTURIES! NOW KAY-I-YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM WHICH WILL NOW BE YOUR TOMB BECAUSE NO HUMAN BEING COULD POSSIBLY SURVIVE NINE TRILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN CENTURIES OF DOING APSOLUTLY NOTHING!" he said in an evenly toned voice.

When Caillou did nothing Boris got so angry that he had a heart attack and died. So Doris, his wife came in and walked right over Boris (Boris and Doris? Wow that's original Hélène Desputeaux) and picked up Caillou, throwing him into his room extremely slowly and GoAnimatey. She closed the door and Caillou was left in the same position though he was on the floor. After the nine trillion eight hundred and seventy six million five hundred and forty three thousand two hundred and thirteen centuries the video took, Caillou droned "No no it's today. I got all dressed up!" but by then the person watching the video had most certainly died and no one was watching. Saxton Hale then came screaming through the window not monotonously at all and started beating Caillou up with his fists.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The last scene would not have been able to have been made in GoAnimate, so I just made it up. Because GoAnimate is like the worst animating software in the entire universe.

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