Terrible Idea

A/N: This is pure shit, but I like it, so enjoy! Based on Tumblr prompts.

-IK-

"Shhh." Kagome held her finger to her lips. "It's called a stealth mission for a reason."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Kagome. He's a daiyoukai. He'll hear us anyway."

Kagome gave a snort. "Nah. Kagura must of worn him out the way he was howling."

"Fuck, Kagome. I did not need to be reminded. I'm the one with the sensitive hearing." He flicked a fuzzy, white ear to make a point.

She stifled a giggle and reached out to tweak one. Kagome was a sucker for the ears. It never ceased to amaze her how soft and wonderful they were. Pulling back, she set her eyes back on the mission. Cracking the door open, she snuck in as quiet as possible. "Are the out?" She whispered.

He flicked an ear again, like two little radars on his head. "Snoring," they flicked again, "loudly."

Kagome nodded and reached into her jacket pocket. Like a ninja, she stuck to the shadows with her loyal mate behind her. She dropped to the floor and crawled ever so slowly to the bed side. Inuyasha watched from on the floor beside her as she peeked over the edge of the king side bed. Bingo. Sesshomaru could not have made this easier. He was prone with his right arm flung over his sleeping wife. Both demons facing the opposite direction. Kagome kneeled next to the bed as she pulled her object of choice from beside her.

"Are we sure about this?" Inuyasha asked nervously.

"Want me to count the reasons?" Her blue eyes glancing down to his golden ones. "Fine, reason number one: he walked in our home last week during our most intimate activities, without knocking." Inuyasha grinned. Oh how he loved the way she was positioned on that coffee table. The christened every inch of their new home. "Reason number two: he took my favorite bottle of face cream, the one that makes my skin silky and clear." Her right hand cupped her cheek and Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Okay, reason number three: I had green hair for a week when he put dye in my shampoo, which luckily was temporary." That was kind of funny if you asked him. "And reason number four: he ate the last pack of ramen last night when he came to visit." That caught his attention. That was the last straw.

"Do it. Make the bastard pay." Inuyasha seethed as he knelt next to her and watched with anticipation.

She nodded and reached out for him. SNIP.

-IK-

Twenty minutes later, between quietly arguing and ducking out of sight every time a sound was made, the two culprits sat back to admire their handy work. Surrounded by evidence, Kagome rounded on him. "We need to get the hell outta here." She made to crawl away when Inuyasha stiffened. "What?" She looked up at him and her eyes widened. "Shit."

Towering over her husband was the diayoukai himself. Kagura was sitting up behind him with a sheet over her. Crimson eyes large and her mouth in the shape of an 'o'. Inuyasha scuttled back to hide behind Kagome as Sesshomaru reached down to pick up said evidence on the floor. "What's going on?" Kagura asked as she stood next to her very naked husband. "Kagome, Inuyasha what did you do?"

The two culprits stood. "Uh, nothing?" Inuyasha shrugged.

Sesshomaru was deathly quiet has his hands clenched into fists. His golden eyes in a very thin slit, a small smile on his lips. This was a warning that Kagura knew all too well. "Run. Now."

"Just ugh-" he grabbed his wife, "bye!" And he shot out the door. Kagome settled on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. She watched as Sesshomaru burst through the door and took chase. She screamed. Inuyasha laughed. "This was a terrible idea!"

"Oh fucking, fuck! No shit Sherlock! Get us outta here now!" She gripped his shirt on his back and tried to urge him forward. "He's going to kill us!"

"It was your damn idea!"

"He ate your ramen!"

"That is not even the point!" He argued.

"You should'a stopped me!" She shouted back. She turned her head back to the demon who was currently in chase, but she found no one. "Uh, Inuyasha?! He's gone."

Inuyasha stopped running down the street and looked back. He set his wife down. "What the hell?" Looking around cautiously, he didn't see nor smell anyone. "He vanished."

She started panicking. "Seriously?! No. He's waiting in the shadows. We're doomed!"

"Still it was all you're idea." He muttered.

"Shut up." They nervously and cautiously made their way home. "You know, I never seen your brother naked before."

Inuyasha paused. "What are you getting at wench?"

She grinned. "Oh nothing, just apparently, well endowed runs in the family." She ran her hand down his chest and to his crotch.

"If that wasn't a compliment, I would have punished you. I did not need to see his fucking dick, nor should you be complimenting it." He huffed.

"Well, credit was due, but I still prefer the thicker of the two." She squeezed his for emphasis.

Moaning, he pulled her closer. "To much fucking information. Forget him, I'm your husband or do you need to be reminded?"

"Hmm..." she teased, "maybe a reminder is needed?" She winked and he scooped her up.

Kissing her fondly, he muttered against her lips. "I'll fuck that image right out of you, bitch."

"Promise?"

"You better fucking believe it." With that, they were off.

-IK-

Kagura smiled as she ran her hand through her silver haired husband. "I like it."

"Hn."

"No seriously. It's sexy." She gripped him by the neck and pulled him closer.

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. "You'll say anything for a fuck, won't you?"

She glared at him, of course she saw the glint in his eyes and the small smirk on his lips. "You bastard. Maybe you deserved it then."

He growled before pulling his wife against him. "Oh really now?" He glanced down at the evidence. "Maybe, however they will pay." He kissed her deeply before leaning back. "It feels fucking weird."

Kagura laughed. "It's just shorter is all, but I swear, it is hella sexy." She kissed him again, her hands tangled in his hair, which was now cut completely up to his shoulders. Secretly, she loved it. The new look made her week in the knees and deep down, she was happy that she know had the longer hair of the two. Now it'll be cheaper on the hair products. Kagura straddled him.

Sesshomaru sighed into her mouth, his eyes still glancing at the floor where his beautiful silver locks, lay scattered on the floor. You'll get yours, you two. Just wait and see. He closed his eyes and let his wife take control of their position. He roamed his hands on her perfectly naked body while she fought his mouth for dominance.

Before she sheathed him within her wet core, she leaned back. "Um, baby, exactly how did you get them back?"

A mischievous grin broke out and his fangs overlapped his lower lip. "Oh, you'll see." And with a new vigor, she squealed as he flipped her over, finally taking control of the intimate situation.

Kagura moaned as she watched him above her. Yup, definitely sexier with shorter hair.

-IK-

A few days later, the Takahashi household was in a fit of screams.

The phone rang at the Tashio's and Kagura picked up on the third ring. "Hello?"

Screaming. that's all she heard.

"Hello?" She tried again.

Sniffling and then, "He wins."

"Excuse me? Kagome? What's wrong?"

"Tell him, he wins! my fucking hair is PINK and Inuyasha's hair is FALLING out Kagura! My twenty-five year old husband is going BALD!" She screeched.

Kagura tried not to laugh. She really did, but it was useless. "Technically, he's over fife hundred years old, so it's common for him to loose some hair."

"ALL OF IT?" Again with the screeching. Inuyasha was in the background flinging cuss words around, fucking bastard and I'll kick is sorry ass and other inappropriate things.

"You three are going to have to stop this war." She switched hands to accommodate pouring her a cup of coffee. "Seriously, it's getting out of hand."

Kagome sniffled again. "I know, but damn it Kagura. I loved Inuyasha's hair. I could take if he dyed it or cut it, but it's falling out." She paused. "It's weird. You know, with the ears?" She whispered. "I heard that bitch!"

Kagura laughed, loudly. "Well, it was a terrible prank you pulled," she turned to make sure Sesshomaru wasn't behind her. She cleared her throat, "I love the new hair style. All I want to do is jump him now. Every time he walks in a room, I just wanna," she shivered with the good kind of shivers. "Ya know?"

Kagome was silent before she burst out laughing. "You couldn't tell him that before he did this to us?"

"I did, besides, his hair will grow back eventually, but you can wash that out now, assuming it's temporary." Kagura took a sip of coffee. "Anyway, you know my man, payback is a bitch." She smiled.

She sighed. "Touche' Kagura. Touche'. Well, I need to go calm my raging husband and wash out my hair. Bye!"

"Bye." Kagura hung up and failed to notice when strong arms encircled her. "I didn't even sense you. Sneaky dog." She leaned back as he nuzzled her neck.

"Jump me, hn?" She blushed. "Well then-" He scooped her up and placed her on the counter. "Shall I jump you instead?"

She laughed. "Please do." Kagura craned her neck for better access.

As he trailed kisses up her neck and to her pointed ear, he whispered, "By the way, that hair dye was permanent." Kagura's eyes widened and before she could reprimand him, he possessively took her lips with his own to silence her.

Kagura's eyes rolled back as she moaned, all thoughts of scolding him vanished.

Sesshomaru mentally tallied a mark to his scoreboard. Sesshomaru: 10 -Kagome and Inuyasha: 1.

However, much to Kagura's pleasure, Sesshomaru never grew his hair out passed his shoulders again. Kagome and Inuyasha: 2 - Sesshomaru: 10.

A/N: Maybe I should stop. I am a disaster! Oh well. Here ya go. More love for our favorite pairings!