Hey! PsychoReptile, here, and welcome to Kaiju Melee! A series in which we spare you with the boring research of two giant combatants and make them go straight to battle! Today, we are sending two examples of mankind making their own monsters: Gipsy Danger vs Jet Jaguar! Who will be the last giant robot standing? In case you guys don't know, we had formed researches of each combatants' weapons, skills and weaknesses to find out!

Kaiju Melee

Match One: Gipsy Danger vs Jet Jaguar

Rain begins to fall as the city of San Diego is in ruin. No one knows why it is happening, but it is. A kaiju from an alien race has returned to do what the others had sacrificed to do. This kaiju is what the humans refer to as "Onibaba". A Kaiju under category two. The large, crab-like monster smashes its claws through every skyscraper in its path. People scream as they run as fast as they could away from the kaiju. As the giant crab looks down at the fleeing humans and raises a leg to stomp on them, it senses something from behind it. Under the clear, rather sunny day over this terrifying hour, the skies were somewhat cleared by a giant humanoid robot being carried by helicopters. The giant, greyish-blue robot is a Jaeger; a robot built to combat the kaiju. Specifically, the famous Gipsy Danger. Its yellow visor shines under the sunlight as the helicopters let loose of their cables, and the Jaeger drops to the asphalt. Pieces of the road defy gravity as the Jaeger landed. The asphalt soon falls from the sky as Gipsy Danger stands between the kaiju and the rest of the city.

Inside the robot's head, pilots Raleigh Backet and Mako Mori are hooked into the Jaeger control systems as they both glare at the very thing sent to destroy their world. As the piloting system dictates, they at once move their bodies in perfect union. And with this, Gipsy Danger moves into a fighting stance, preparing to fight the kaiju head-on. Onibaba makes a loud, chittering noise before it charges as fast as its four legs could allow. Gipsy Danger does the same as it raises one arm to form a charged fist. Before they could meet in combat for the first time, the kaiju hears a mechanical screech coming from behind it. Onibaba turns around to see a figure standing on the street; just as tall as a human. A robotic humanoid with colors of silver, red, yellow and blue that has its fists on its hips. It black eyes stare blankly up at the kaiju, showing no obvious sign of fear. Behind Gipsy Danger's visor, both Raleigh and Mika are filled with confusion.

What is that guy doing? Doesn't he know that this is a combat zone?

The kaiju stares at the tiny figure, and then ignores it as it turns back to the Jaeger. A mistake it was going to regret. For this figure is no mere human.

The robot strikes a pose, and in a flash of light, this robot quickly grows in size. The kaiju turns its head back to see Jet Jaguar standing in the same height as Gipsy Danger! Jet Jaguar raises a hand and makes a "bring it on" gesture. The kaiju looks at its left then its right, realizing that it is between a rock and a hard place. Raleigh and Mika watch in shock at what they just saw. Too shoch to even notice Onibaba retreating to the seas. Jet Jaguar turns to notice this and turns back to Gipsy Danger, making a "what the hell, man" gesture. Both of the pilots snap out of their shock and notice the kaiju retreating.

However, that kaiju stops when another rises from the depths. Three rows on its back flash with atomic energy, and the kaiju roars at the kaiju. The pilots of Gipsy Danger quickly recognize the kaiju as Godzilla; King of Kaiju. Humanity's ultimate enemy. Their grand target for bragging rights. Gipsy Danger raises a formed plasma caster to aim directly to Godzilla, who grapples with the alien kaiju and throwing it aside with ease. Jet Jaguar sees this, alert.

A charged beam of plasma was fired, and it hit its target.

Gipsy Danger was pushed into a building, and the charged beam hit the sea instead. From the battling waters, Godzilla continues to fight the kaiju, unaware. The Jaeger sits up to see that it was Jet Jaguar who pushed it. The pilots watch Jet Jaguar shake his head, not willing to let them harm his closest ally. The giant robot takes a step back, allowing the jaeger to stand back up. Both Raleigh and Mika turn their heads to each other, and nod. They can consider another giant robot as an enemy. Gipsy Danger raises its hand to pound its fist into an open palm. It was a threat of a fight. Jet Jaguar takes another step back and moves into a martial art stance, having no choice but to fight against a former ally. And as the two titans glare at each other, the battle between Godzilla and newly-arrived Kaiju still wages.

FIGHT!

Gipsy Danger charges a fist as it charges to strike. Jet Jaguar prepares himself for the jaeger to swing, and once it did, he grabs the wrist of the machine and performs a judo flip. Jet Jaguar's surprising strength forces Gipsy Danger to be thrown into the asphalt, and its one arm is gripped by both of the giant robot's hands. Gipsy Danger slams its feet into the ground and, with as much power as its build could muster, throws Jet Jaguar off. Jet Jaguar was quick to land on his feet, and runs to meet his foe once more. Gipsy Danger raises its arms to block the robot's kicks and punches. Rain water splatters off of the jaeger's hull when each powerful strike pounds into its armor. Even its steady legs kept firm after the kicks to its knees. Jet Jaguar brings a high kick onto Gipsy Danger's gut, and leaves an opening for the jaeger to send a fist down on the giant robot's chest. The fist brings Jet Jaguar down back-first into the earth, but the giant robot endures and rolls away. The giant robot jumps off the ground and lands a well-placed kick onto Gipsy Danger's head. Raleigh and Mika struggle to stay still, Refusing to let Gipsy Danger itself lose its balance. Gipsy Danger staggers to its left, but makes its legs stiff, and prepared for Jet Jaguar's jab to its chest.

Jet Jaguar takes a leap back when he sees Gipsy Danger's hand forming into a charging plasma caster. He dives away when the plasma caster fires rounds of concentrated plasma. The projectiles hit the ground and the buildings in electrical explosions, but each round misses Jet Jaguar by an inch. The jaeger turns to Jet Jaguar charging out of his cover. The jaeger aims its weapon toward Jet Jaguar, only for the giant robot to charge an unknown energy in his wrists, pulls them back, and unleashes beams of energy upon Gipsy Danger. The energies were powerful enough to send Gipsy Danger flying across the city, and crash head-first into the asphalt; away from the rest of the city. Gipsy Danger slams a fist into the ground as it pushes itself off the ground, smoke and steam rising from where the energies hit. It raises it head up to see Jet Jaguar in the air; arms raised forward and legs kept together, making him be able to fly. The two pilots make a quick move, making Gipsy Danger raise its plasma caster and firing charged plasma rounds. Jet Jaguar makes a rather risky decision. He drops from the air and spins, depite plasma rounds passing and some hitting him. Gipsy Danger was brought down to the ground once again by a spinning drop kick from the giant robot.

Jet Jaguar rolls out of the dust of asphalt and dirt. The rain still pours down on his armor as he keep on knee down. He patiently waits for Gipsy Danger to rise off the ground once again. As the jaeger does so, the giant robot watches in surprise to see it releasing a single giant snake-sword, which later stiffens into a stiff, hard blade. Thunder cracks into the air as Gipsy Danger turns to face Jet Jaguar. Jet Jaguar rolls his shoulders before he makes another martial art stance. This wasn't the first time he faced kaiju with sharp weapons. As lightning strikes in the raining sky, it acts like a ring bell as both giant machines charge towards each other. Gipsy Danger swings its blade towards Jet Jaguar, who simply ducks under the swing to swing an uppercut on Gipsy Danger's chin. The jaeger barely staggers as he swings its blade down once more. The blade nearly hits Jet Jaguar in the chest, had he not catched it with both hands. Gipsy Danger quickly loosens the blade to make it slip out of Jet Jaguar's grip, and slashes it against the giant robot's armor.

Sparks fly everywhere as the blades hit the robot's face. Jet Jaguar falls to the ground, caught off guard. He shakes his head, not aware of the scratches on his face plate. He looks at Gipsy Danger marching towards him with its blade stiffed once again. The giant robot rolls away and gets right back up. He catches a glimpe of Gipsy Danger jumping into the air to deliver a slash of its blade down upon him. Jet Jaguar goes to one knee and croses his arms, blocking the blade as Gipsy Danger's feet smash into the earth. Gipsy Danger's blade was pushed off as Jet Jaguar stands tall and sends a roundhouse kick onto the jaeger's thick hull. Gipsy Danger staggers as sparks rain from the impact, but it charges it plasma caster to fire. Jet Jaguar is sent back to the round by the concentrated plasma blasting against his chest. He shrieks in pain as the well-placed plasma barely left a mark exposing his inner mechanics. Jet Jaguar makes a surprised, mechanical noise before he covers his burned hole and rolls away.

Gipsy Danger confims the giant robot's new weak point, and the pilots are not hesitating to exploit it. Somehow, Jet Jaguar new this, but he can not let them win this fight. Godzilla may or may not need him for the battle against the kaiju, but humanity needs him now more than ever. He must not let them down now. He must use something he was only able to use once, and he fears that it would drain most of his power if he does. However, this fight has left him with no other options.

A flash consumes Jet Jaguar once more, and the pilots of Gipsy Danger try to see through the bright light. Soon, that flash grows large until Jet Jaguar is seen once more. Except, now the giant robot has grown even larger than Gipsy Danger; twice the size, even! Jet Jaguar stands tall over Gipsy Danger and the shocked pilots, ignoring the hole in his chest that still remains. Before the pilots could plan to attack, the giant robot pulls a leg back and kicks Gipsy Danger back a mile away. The jaeger lands back-first into the earth, but it flips back to its feet and prepares to fight back. The earth shakes as the giant Jet Jaguar stomps forward, challenging Gipsy Danger to try. Gipsy Danger charges its plasma caster and fires round after round of concentrated plasma, hitting against Jet Jaguar's armor. Despite Gipsy Danger emptying the clip, Jet Jaguar continues to march to it. Raleigh grunts in frustration when the plasma caster needs to recharge. Unable to fire anymore, Gipsy Danger could do nothing but endure Jet Jaguar sending a goliath uppercut into its face. The gigantic fist smashes against Gipsy Danger, managing to leave a large crack and forcing a shard of the visor to break out. The jaeger was forced to be sent flying across the now nature-filled landscape.

Under the storming rain, Jet Jaguar stands over Gipsy Danger before he raises a foot to stomp the jaeger down. However, Gipsy Danger rolls out of the earth's fate and prepares for its last resort weapon. The jaeger's chest core lights up and burns out in nuclear energy as Gipsy Danger unleashes its Nuclear Vortex Turbine. The power orange beam of power pounds onto Jet Jaguar's stomach, forcing him to fall to the ground by its power. By him landing onto the earth, however, Jet Jaguar's collapse causes a shockwave to form around him. This shockwave that forces the earth to rise to the air travels to Gipsy Danger, and forces the jaeger to be lifted into the air. Even as the sound of Gipsy Danger falling into the earth fills the air, Jet Jaguar still remains still on the ground. The giant robot shrinks down to his normal, kaiju-sized height. With the damages being too much, Jet Jaguar thinks of a way to finish this fight quickly. He hears Gipsy Danger rising to its feet and marching towards him, and he himself rises to his feet.

Jet Jaguar's brain acts as a computer as he quickly examines Gipsy Danger's damages. The fall earlier didn't do squat to its build. However, minor damages were inflicted from everything else he did. He then sees the open crack in its visor; just enough for a human to get through. Before he could spring into action, he is blasted down to the ground by Gipsy Danger's Nuclear Vortex Turbine. The pilots weren't going to give Jet Jaguar the chance to use another attack as they let the orange beam of power blast into the giant robot's weak point. The powerful ray destroyed so many of his inner mechanics before he raises his arms to keep the beam back. Knowing that the beam could keep going, he dives away and lets the ground suffer the beam's power. Gipsy Danger ceases its weapon as it turns to Jet Jaguar's smoking form.

The giant heroic robot looks up to see Gipsy Danger raise a blade to finish the fight. However, Jet Jaguar is not so easily defeated. He quickly shrinks down to human size and flies straight to the gap of its visor. He knows what he has to do; even if it's to destroy his human allies, first. Raleigh and Mika watch as the smaller Jet Jaguar flies straight to them, and through the gap in the visor. Due to the lack of energy, the robot collapses onto the floor of the piloting system once he made it.

Before any of the pilots could do anything to fight Jet Jaguar, he grows once again.

Outside Gipsy Danger, its head explodes into flames and metal shards as Jet Jaguar's grown figure erupts out of the wreckage. Jet Jaguar lands on one foot and one knee in front of the jaeger, fire covering the minority of his body as Gipsy Danger's headless body falls back-first onto the earth. By removing the pilots and the head, the robotic soldier is no more. Jet Jaguar looks behind him to see the jaeger still and out of comission. He wished that it wouldn't come to that, but he had no choice. He stands up and walks limply, the damages that need to be repaired are already taking a toll on him.

KO!

In the distance, he watches as his most powerful ally laid waste to the kaiju that had threatened to overthrow the king. He watches Godzilla grapple with a Leatherback before the king snaps the monster's shoulders and stomp its head to mush. Godzilla turns to Jet Jaguar, and the giant robot gives a thumbs-up and a mechanical noise. Godzilla, in return, snorts.

Always the boy scout of giant robots.

Welp. I guess it's back to the jaeger graveyard for Gipsy Danger. Come read series next time when we bring in a fight between Rei's Gomora and the Gaurdian of the Universe himself, Gamera!