New Story about Glee. Sebastian is a sophomore the same time that Blaine is at Dalton. He's been crushing on Blaine for a year and there's nothing he wouldn't do to get him.

He will make alliances with crazy cheer coaches and military academy students. He'll even transfer to the failure of a school McKinley, to destroy the glee club.

I do not own glee and am just writing this for my own amusment.

Sebastian felt like sinking an ice pick into the heads of the council. He was only a sophomore and the crap that they talk about already seemed tedious. He got almost as many solos as Blaine.
Blaine. That amazing boy Sebastian had been chasing for the past year. They had met when they were both just freshman. While Sebastian may have had trouble with monogamy he had a big enough crush that he felt like maybe he could commit to Blaine. After everything Blaine was still his good friend.

He rounded the corner to the Warbler Practice room. As usual they were squabbling over something. Blaine was doing his best to keep everyone in their seats. He looked around to see if the new kid was here. They usually didn't get transfers mid semester and Sebastian was interested to see if the boy was at least cute.

A prepubescent looking boy stepped in looking around and smiling awkwardly. Sebastian sighed. The guy looked like a twelve year old.

Wes stood up and introduced him, "And now let's welcome the newest addition to the Warblers, Kurt Hummel."

They all began to clap and Sebastian rolled his eyes.

"And our oldest tradition for our newest Warbler, an actual Warbler." Wes intoned. Nick gave the bird cage to Blaine.

"Kurt, meet Pavarotti." Blaine said with a smile. Kurt blushed at him and Sebastian got a funny feeling in his gut. He didn't like that look.

"This bird is a member of an unbroken line of canaries who have been at Dalton since 1891." Wes said with a smile, "It's your job to take of him so he can live to carry on the Warbler legacy. Protect him, that bird is your voice."

Blaine handed the bird cage to Kurt. Kurt turned to the group chuckling, "Hey I'll bring him to work with me. Weekends I volunteer at a stray cat rescue. It's at the bottom of a coal mine."

The Warblers looked at one another none of them smiling or laughing. Sebastian thought it might have been the worst joke he had heard in his life

"That was a joke, I-I don't work at a coal mine.." Kurt said with a nervous smile. Sebastian snorted, "Good one."

WES banged his gavel, "Let the council come to order. Today we discuss the set list for Sectionals-"

"Council?" Kurt asked Blaine. He smiled at Kurt, "We don't have a director. Every year we elect three upperclassmen to lead the group. But don't worry, we all get a say."

"Oh fantastic! I have a lot of ideas. Warblers, if I may? Now I can't deny that the Warblers vocals are absolutely dreamy, but I believe our set for Sectionals this year should have a little more showbiz panache. I think we should open with Rio by Duran Duran." Kurt exclaimed looking around

"The council is responsible for song selection." David said crossing his arms.

"But we appreciate your enthusiasm Kurt." Wes said with a smile. Kurt's face fell and Sebastian could not believe this kid. When he joined the Warblers he hadn't spoken other than saying please and thank you for the first four months.

"It'll come in handy one day when you're sitting behind this desk." Wes said. "Now, I propose we do our entire set at sectionals in eight part harmony."

Sebastian knew for a fact he wasn't going to like Kurt Hummel one bit.

SSHC

Sectionals. He hated to admit it but he was quite excited. The bus ride their he and the council along with Blaine had discussed last minute changes to their numbers. He secretly loved that Blaine and him were the one two punch of the Warblers. He had looked over at Kurt who had thrown himself a bit of a pity party. Sebastian couldn't believe that Kurt had gotten this much attention. He knew that both he and Blaine were better singers and he had a stronger voice.

When they got to the Auditorium They were escorted to their green room. Sebastian wanted to keep talking to Blaine but of course they were forced to go out and look for Kurt.

He and Blaine walked through the crowded entry way till they spotted him near the food stand. He was chatting with some brunette with a huge nose.

"Kurt, they're calling places." Blaine said and then smiled to the girl, "Hey."

Blaine looked at Sebastian and pointed his head at the girl. Sebastian sighed, "Hello friend of Gay face hope you do well today."

Kurt looked at him with distaste. Sebastian made it clear that he hated Hummel time in and time out.

"Thanks again, Rachel." Kurt said with a quick hug. They headed back to the room where everyone was in a circle. As the group of elderly people left the stage Sebastian took a deep breath. He loved the stage. As they took their positions he heard the Announcer.

"And now, for our second performance of the program, from Dalton Academy is Westervale, the Warblers!"

Blaine took the lead in the song Hey Soul Sister. As he sang and danced he really felt alive. His heart sank as he saw Blaine staring at Kurt.

As the song ended he took center stage as he heard the first notes of the song. He opened his mouth and began to sing,

"I hopped off the plane at L.A.X. with a dream and my cardigan
Welcome to the land of fame, excess, whoa! am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time
Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign…"

He smiled as he felt the confidence rise in his stomach. He looked over to Blaine who was smiling behind him.

Nick began his solo, "This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick,"

The rest of the Warblers joined in.

"Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
,"

He could feel the energy from the crowd. It was exhilarating, He belted out the next line,

"And the Jay-Z song was on
And the Jay-Z song was on
And the Jay-Z song was on,"

The Warbler's joined back in,

"So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like Yeah!
Movin' my hips like Yeah!

Got my hands up, they're playin' my song
And now I'm gonna be okay
Yeah! It's a party in the USA!
Yeah! It's a party in the USA!"

As the song ended the stadium was deafened with the sound of applause. He smiled. A real genuine smile.

SSHC

"And now, this year's head judge Associate Director of the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles, Mr.
Pete Sosnowski!"

A large fat man stepped out on stage with the trophies, "Thank you. And thank you to all the groups who performed here today. We all had a serious good time. You know what else is a serious good time? Taking two minutes to save a life by filling out an organ donor card because it's never too late to donate.
Drumroll, please."

Sebastian rolled his eyes. After the Mickinley High's glee club preformed he knew that they were destined to win. His vocals were so much better than that guy with the cute fish lips.
"In third place The Hipsters. Thank you. Drive carefully."

Sebastian turned and whispered into Blaine's ear, "I thought those old farts still sang better than fish lips and stretch marks."

Blaine gave him a look and shook his head. Sebastian could make out a small smile that graced his handsome lips. If Sebastian was plebeian he might have shouted out with glee but he was above all of that. He father was a district attorney and his mother was a high class Parisian socialite.
"And now, the winner of this year's West-Central Sectionals is- It's a tie. Congratulations! You're all going to the regionals! - Congratulations."

Sebastian felt cheated. They were so much better than the New Directions! This would not stand!

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