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Francis ran right into Timmy.

"Ah, Tommy!" Said the bully before his eyes adjusted and he picked Timmy up from his head and said. "Wait a minute, your not Tommy. You don't reek of coolness"

"...Ah, I could reek of coolness." Said Timmy.

"Nice try, Turner" said Francis."A spot just opened up for you, so congratulations. And because you look so much like Tommy, this is going to be extra brutal for you"

And Timmy could only let out a 'eep', as the bully put on his gloves and dragged him to the nearest bin, he dunked him several times, before going to the worst male toilets in the whole school just a feet away.

His screams were drowned out by the flushing and water.

And than Francis dragged him into the worst smelling locker in the school and put him inside it before laughing as he walked away and disposed of the nasty gloves.

Cosmo and Wonda changed in fly form, put masks on and then raised their wands.

Their was a 'Poof' before the door opened to reveal a clean smelling and looking Timmy.

But it would never wipe away the horror of what he endured just now.

"Wow, that was even more brutal than usual" said Wanda.

And than the bell rang to signal science class with Mister Crocker.

Timmy went to class only to discover his friends, Chester and Ajay walking beside Tommy.

Or attempting to walk beside Tommy, Tommy was walking beside Elmer and both of they sat together.

Timmy went to sit next to them but the moment he did so, Ajay said.

"No offence, Timmy but you feel like a major downgrade right now" said Ajay making him frown.

Science was the worst, Tommy showed him up in everything and what was worse was that Trixie Tang, of all people was looking at Tommy with interest.

A formula that made your teeth whiter, it was exactly what people would pay for especially popular kids.

Timmy couldnt have left the room, faster.

"At least, I know one thing" said Timmy. "He'll have to eat the same terrible lunch's as everybody but the popular kids"

Timmy entered the cafeteria and saw Tommy take his tray and go to get his food only for Tommy to take out money much to the delight of the lunchladies.

But than he whispered something in their ear before giving them more money.

Suddenly a lunchlady yelled.

"Free steak and chocolate chip cookies for everyone. Paid for by Tommy!"

Everybody was shocked but when the actually food came out, the whole cafeteria erupted into cheers.

Kids rushed to the back of the line.

Timmy mouth was open.

He watched Tommy walked passed the Popular table, like they were the losers and set down next to Elmer as if he was the coolest person in the room.

It took 2 seconds for that loser table to be full of kids wanting to know Tommy.

When Timmy got there after he got his steak and cookie, he found out that there was no space for him.

Even all of his friends had blocked him out and he was forced to sit next to Chloe as practise her dozen and one script for a one woman show.

The food helped the feeling of being burned though.

When he finished eating, it was Gym and he saw that Tommy was not in that discount PE kit that everybody who didn't have money was wearing, he was outshining Chad and Tad in the clothes department.

Both boys looked surprised, however Tommy did not wear his hat because he did not want to get it sweaty.

"On your marks. Get set..." Said their Gym teacher. "Go!"

And Tommy was practicaly flying as he overcame everyone, he climbed the handle bars, shuffled like he was in the Marines, he hopped like he was a kangaroo and did several kart wheels to the finish line.

Everybodys jaws hit the ground, the whole schools athletic ability was pretty appalling so who ruled the school were the bullies.

Nobody expected to see a fit 10 year old today.

Tommy did stretches as he waited for everybody else, the girls of course saw all of this.

"Wow" said Tootie. "He's like a more athletic and better looking version of Timmy"

Timmy frowned.

And than everybody did push ups and than jump rope, the difference between Tommy and Timmy was pretty clear as one struggled to do one push up while the other was rapidly going onto 40.

To finish off, they climbed a rope, Tommy really had no problem with it while Timmy didn't even get half way.

However, Tommy didn't mock him for being less athletic than him, the guy didn't laugh at his clothes or silly pink hat.

Instead Tommy would silentlh glare if somebody said something, shutting them up.

They changed and Timmy got out just in time to hear the Popular kids go up to Tommy outside.

"Hey, Tommy. I can't help but notice you" said Trixis Tang. "Want to go to the mall with us?"

And that's when some popular high school kids drove up in their life sizes toy car.

"Hey, Tommy. You finally out?" Said the guy driving as everybody eyes went wide.

"Yeah, were going to beach right?" Said Tommy before he said. "Bye Elmer"

And than Tommy ripped off his clothes revealing his beach trunks, put shades on and ran to the passenger door and got in.

He drove off with popular high school kids.

The popular elementary school kids looked like they just been slapped.

Nobody had our populared them so spectically before.

"He's friends with Highschoolers?" Said Cosmo to Timmy as a green Squirrel. "Man you really are a downgrade" making Timmy frown some more as he got on the bus.

Nobody wanted to sit next to the 'lesser' version'.

When Timmy got home he slammed the door behind him and throw his bag on the floor.

"I hate, Tommy!" Said Timmy.

"Oh, cheer up Timmy" said Wanda. "You cant honestly believe that. Tommy has done nothing to you. If in fact he seems like a decent kid."

"Nothing?" Said Cosmo. "You mean beside showing Timmy up at every moment? Causing his friends to abandon him once Tommy enters the room? Timmy was bullied hasher than normal because Francis couldn't get to Tommy. Everybody calling Timmy the downgrade and the girl, Timmy likes was making the eyes at Tommy even though he and Timmy almost look exactly the same"

The fairy was than stared down by his wife and promptly shut up.

"I don't get it. Where did Tommy come from?" Said Timmy. "Was he a wish I made in my sleep?"

"No Timmy, Tommy is a real person" said Wanda. "We didn't have anything to do with this. He's just as real as you are"

"And Man is he real" said Cosmo. "Me and Wanda attended one of Tommy's parties a few years back. You should have been there Timmy, Britanny Britanny was there, there was a nocho competition" before he said dreamily. "I've never seen so many cheesy's in my life. Good times"

And than the fairy noticed the not so approving look from his Wife and God Child.

Suddenly they both heard.

"IM HERE!"

No.

Timmy eyes went wide.

But it was.

Vicky.

And before Timmy could hide, the door came crashing down by none other than Vicky.

"Your parents asked me to babysit you because they wanted to go out dancing" said Vicky, before she got out a vicious bull dog from behind her back.

She than said. "This is Dadol. My kid hating dog." Before she yelled. "WALK HIM!"

She left the dog with him and closed the door, a second later the Dog tackled Timmy to the ground and began trying to rip Timmy limb from Limb.

It was only thanks to Wanda and Cosmo that he managed to survive in one peace.

"This sucks" said Timmy as his fairy's made him look okay again.

"We'll it's going to get worse for you, Timmy. We have to pick up Poof from his school now" said Wanda. "So sorry, your own for 30 minutes"

And than both of them left, leaving him to defend himself against Vicky deadly requests.

Through all this he couldn't help but think how great Tommy's life could be, he bet Tommy didn't have to be baby sat by the evilest babysitter in the world.

When his fairy's came back, he just walked into his room, half burnt.

"Woah, what happened to you?" Said Cosmo.

"Vicky made me clean the fire place while she lit if on fire" he said, before he said. "I wish I could see what Tommy is doing"

All three looked at each other.

"But Timmy that's spying" said Wanda.

"I don't care" he said. "Make the wish"

All three raised their wands while Poof shook his rattle.

Suddenly a giant TV appeared in the room.

All of them saw Tommy at the beach but he was doing Homework as the sun set and was eating pizza.

"Wow, there's no Vicky," said Cosmo. "His life is better than yours"

Timmy clenched his fist in jealously and said. "We'll, if he's better than me than I want his life. I wish me and Tommy swapped places"

All three were shocked before they raised their wands.

POOF!

Timmy opened his eyes but found out he was still in his own house and not at a beach enjoying a beautiful sun set with Pizza and Highschool popular kids.

"Hey, I'm still lame me. What gives?" Said Timmy.

"It seems we can't touch, Tommy, Timmy. " said Wanda.

"Why?" Said Timmy.

Silence.

None of the fairies spoke.

"Wait a minute" said Timmy. "Does Tommy have fairies?"

Suddenly all three laughed nervously.

"Of course not Tommy" said Cosmo.

"It's Timmy!" Said Timmy.

"Really? Wow, you really are a downgrade" said Cosmo, making him frown.

"Timmy, you know we aren't supposed to tell you if another kid has Fairy god parents" said Wanda. "It's in the rules. You have to find out yourself. And besides even if he had fairy's what would he use them for? He looks pretty independent to me. Unlike somebody"

They turned to see Tommy rubbing sunscreen on himself before stretching to make sure he doesn't get cramp.

And she didn't say it but her and her family clearly remembered the times when Timmy was too lazy to do anything and just wasted wishes on stuff he could have easily done himself if he had walked.

Or course this clearly went over Timmy head and he said. "Still, his life looks to be perfect and nobody has it that good. I'm pretty sure he has Fairy's and I'm going to prove it."

And that's when they heard something running towards the door, his fairy's got into the fish ball fast and the TV disappeared just as Vicky latest hell dog, crashed through the door.

Timmy screamed as he was tackled to the ground once more and Vicky stood in the doorway laughing.

"Good boy, Dadol" she said.

And scene!