Author's Note: Bonjour my peeps. This is my first attempt at Descendants fanfic so let's all pray I'm not about to waste your lives!

Disclaimer: If I owned this franchise small children would be allowed no where near it.

Ben stood in the hall outside the girls' room. Just as he raised his fist to knock the door swung open and Mal, his purple-haired girlfriend, stood in front of him. Noticing her raised eyebrow he quickly lowered his hand and cleared his throat.

"Ready to go?" He questioned, adjusting his button-up shirt nervously.

"Yep. Just let me grab the resident diva," She answered, popping the p.

The King's girlfriend disappeared for a moment before returning, dragging a certain blue-haired princess along with her. The Evil Queen's daughter hauled with her far too many suitcases for anyone to count while Mal only had one bag slung over her shoulder.

"Evie, do you really need to bring your sewing machine along?" the purple haired girl sighed in exasperation.

"Yes! We'll be gone for weeks and you never know when inspiration will strike!" Evie retorted, shooting Ben a grateful look as he relieved her of some of the load.

"How about we drop these off in the van before fetching the boys? Chad, Audrey, Lonnie, and Jane are already waiting," the boy suggested, defusing the situation.

Both girls nodded in agreement and they made their way down to the driveway where the cars were parked. On the way they held pleasant conversation regarding plans for their trip over the current spring break.

Once the bags were placed in the open back of the luggage van they made their way back into the boys' dormitory and up to Carlos and Jay's room. They knocked on the door and waited.

After receiving zero response they knocked again. Then again. Finally, after some yelling from Mal, the door swung open to reveal Jay with a few bags slung over his shoulder. Behind him stood Carlos with his nose buried in a textbook. What a nerd. Although the female ex-villains couldn't help but notice the darkening marks spotting his neck and the fading tinge of pink adorning his face along with his messy hair. And even a blind person wouldn't fail to notice to smug smirk of satisfaction Jay was sporting. The two girls exchanged a knowing smirk. They would soooo be using this against the boys later.

Jay looped his free arm around Carlos's shoulder and steered him into the hall, shutting the door behind them. Everyone knew better than to disturb the youngest boy's reading as it was no secret that he could have just as bad of a temper as his mother when irritated. Even so, he still likely wouldn't get physical with it.

The party made their way back downstairs and outside. There they began arguing over driving and seating arrangements. It was eventually decided that in car number one, Ben would be driving with Mal in the passenger seat placing and Chad and Audrey in the back. That was definitely going to get awkward.

In car number two, Jay would be driving with Doug next to him. Evie and Carlos would be in the back. Deep down, Mal felt bad for Doug. The poor son of Dopey didn't know what was coming for him with Jay behind the wheel. Oh well. He'd find out soon enough. Besides, they'd be switching drivers in a few hours anyways.

Ben and Jay exchanged a look and nodded, confirming they'd start driving. Ben pulled out and onto the road first, but he was soon overtaken. Ben's eyes went wide as the second car blazed past, top down and music blasting. Jay was hollering with wild amusement as he zipped down the street. Meanwhile poor Doug clutched his seatbelt for dear life. A petrified look had taken over his features. Carlos and Evie were laughing, enjoying the cool air as it rushed through their hair and whipped their clothes about.

Mal rolled her eyes at her friends' antics but was grinning nonetheless. The Auradon kids exchanged stunned looks at the reckless driving.

'Oh please,' Mal thought, 'That was nothing.'

The AK's shock only grew as Ben promptly decided the display was a challenge and floored it, ignoring the voice in his head telling him not to. He managed to catch up after a while and smiled triumphantly as he passed the other car. Not a moment later did he spot the actual car that was being driven Jay and realize the one he just flew past belonged to Fairy Godmother.

"Oh no," He murmured, going pale.

Mal doubled over laughing.

After a hurried getaway followed by hours of driving and terrorizing gas station employees, the teens decided to give it a rest and crash at a hotel for the night. Unfortunately, the one they came across only had one room open. Thankfully it had two beds. But that didn't mean all eight teens would be leaving alive.

They grabbed the bags that would be needed for the one-night stay before trudging up a couple flights of stairs covered with a worn rug. Ben slipped the room card from his pocket and unlocked the door before stepping inside with the others in tow.

"So… Who's taking the floor?" The king asked the dangerous question.

It was sad how the VK's were so ready to sleep on the rough, dusty carpet. They didn't have a problem with it after their lives on the Isle, but truth be told they mainly agreed so easily in order to avoid listening to Chad and Audrey whine. Jay was in heaven either way though. Hotels we're the only place where stealing was considered a normal act.

It became apparent that none of the teenagers were quite ready to actually sleep however so the daughter of Aurora suggested they play Truth or Dare out of boredom.

After a brief decision on rules, which was incredibly necessary considering the VKs only knew of a much more "intense" version of the game, they commenced, comfortably sitting in a loose circle spread across the room.

"Audrey, truth or dare?" Mal began without hesitation.

The girl in question looked a tad surprised and not so discreetly frightened.

"Truth," she finally replied, deciding it to be the safer route.

"At what age did you start stuffing your bra?" She asked bluntly.

Everyone in the room simultaneously choked on their spit. Except for Mal who was simply staring at Audrey expectantly and Jay who was clutching his stomach in laughter.

"E-Excuse me!?" Audrey stood, her face turning red from both anger and embarrassment.

"You heard me," Mal shrugged casually, the expectant look never leaving her face.

The daughter of Sleeping Beauty sat back down and mumbled an unhappy answer.

"Ten…" She turned to Jay and he stopped laughing. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," he replied, smiling cooly.

"Kiss Mal," she smirked.

Jay's face fell, but he wasn't going to chicken out. He reluctantly leaned over and gave Mal a quick peck on the lips, inwardly cringing in disgust.

"Chad, truth or dare?"

Chad hesitated for a moment.

"Dare," he finally chose, thinking it'd make him look brave or something.

"I dare you to try to do the splits and stay like that for five minutes."

Everyone could see the look of dread followed by pain on the son of Cinderella's face as he nodded and slowly lowered himself into what had to be the worst attempt at the splits in the history of ever.

"Weak.." Carlos mumbled, glancing up from the book in his lap.

"Oh like you could do better!?" Chad spat, trying to ignore the fact that he could definitely hear something tearing.

In response, Carlos did the splits all three ways before casually continuing to read. That shut the prince up real fast.

Jay smirked, "You were saying?"

Chad grumbled something under his breath and turned to Evie.

"Truth or dare?" He squeaked, beginning to think the ripping noise wasn't coming from the fabric of his pants.

"Truth," she smiled, rather enthusiastic about the game.

"What's the lowest grade you've ever received?" He asked, his voice filled with poorly disguised Malice.

Evie chewed her lip for a moment.

"D+," she relented, turning to Ben. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," he shrugged, figuring that Evie would go easy on him.

The blue-haired girl leaned forward and whispered something to him. The king instantly realized he'd completely misjudged her. Mal, who was seated closest to Ben and by default able to hear everything, had to refrain from laughing out loud.

"Wait for the signal," she instructed after delivering the orders.

Once she'd returned to her spot, Ben swallowed and turned to Doug.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?"

It took Doug a pathetic amount of time to decide.

"I threw up on the Coach.." he finally mumbled.

Snickers were heard and sympathetic looks were thrown his way. Poor guy. Evie leaned over and kissed his cheek and he smiled weakly before scanning the room in search of a victim.

"Carlos," he finally decided.

The son of Cruella briefly glanced up. "Dare."

Doug thought for a moment before going with what he thought was most likely to turn out in his favor.

"Let Evie give you a full makeover in the bathroom and don't change it until the end of the game."

The girl practically squealed in excitement as she quickly kissed her boyfriend before snatching Carlos's wrist and dragging him into the hotel bathroom, grabbing her bag as she did so.

The remaining teens carried a casual conversation as they waited for the sounds of distress to cease and the two to return.

Around 45 minutes later the door creaked open. Evie came bouncing out, a satisfied smile lighting up her face. A moment later the son of Cruella reluctantly shuffled into view. Jay's jaw dropped. The de Vil boy was decked out in a maroon skater skirt that hardly reached his mid-thighs and a black sweater over a white collared shirt. He wore no shoes but had on knee-high socks/stockings, one black and one white, and both dotted with a red-heart pattern.

Jay's gaze travelled up the other's smooth, clean shaven legs to his face. There he found that the boy's full lips had been coated with glossy lipstick and his dark hazel-brown eyes had been somehow made even more alluring with perfectly applied eyeliner. Not to mention the fact that his naturally thick eyelashes had been darkened with mascara. His platinum blond hair, which had grown out since the coronation, was styled in soft waves that managed to be both messy and neat at the same time.

Mal let out a teasing wolf-whistle, smirking when the son of Cruella's cheeks turned a pretty pink. In that moment, the daughter of Maleficent barely managed to catch Evie's wink out of the corner of her eye. Mal's smirk only grew as Ben reluctantly hopped up from his spot on the floor, cupped Carlos's face with both hands, and planted a kiss on the boy's cherry-red lips.

Everyone froze in shock. Carlos was especially stunned. Mal would have laughed at the expression on Jay's face if he hadn't chosen that moment to launch himself at the young King, fists balled. Both Mal and Evie grabbed his arms, shouting that it was a dare before he killed Ben. Carlos shook himself out of his shock and stepped between the two boys, placing a hand on Jay's chest.

"Calm down."

The son of Jafar's piercing glare faded away, his expression softening as his eyes landed on his boyfriend's face. For a split second he glanced back up to shoot Ben another sharp look before firmly wrapping his arm around Carlos's small waist and tilting the younger boy's chin up into a bruising kiss. The message in the action was clear. Mine. Don't touch. Mal couldn't help snorting and rolling her eyes at the possessive behavior.

As to solidify his point, Jay sat back down and pulled the dazed blond into his lap. He mumbled something in the smaller boy's ear before dropping his head lower and leaving a rough, wet kiss on his neck. Absolutely no shame whatsoever from the thief.

Carlos, however, was quite flustered. His already rosy cheeks darkened so much they almost matched his lustrous lips. He turned and buried his face in the older boy's shoulder in a desperate attempt to hide the burning blush.

Jay simply locked his arms around his boyfriend and a flashed a smug smirk. He was clearly very satisfied with himself at the moment. Despite this, he still shot Ben one last warning look to which the young king held his hands up in surrender. The long-haired boy nodded, pleased with the other's wordless reply.

"Hey, you kissed my girlfriend first and I didn't attack you," Ben reminded.

"Yeah but my significant other is actually attractive," Jay fired back teasingly.

Ben narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth; ready to hit him with a come-back that would no doubt be a failed attempt at snarky-ness when Mal stepped in and smacked the thief across the head instead.

Evie sighed and shared a look with Doug. This was going to be a long trip.

AN: So what'd y'all think? I know it was probably a bit boring but I promise I'll try to shift it to a more interesting setting in the following chapter. Reviews are always appreciated! :P 3