I: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT AND SHOOT ME WITH SLEEPING DARTS?!

FW: At least you're not being invaded by some punk demon who thinks he can just take over your host!

Myself: Ugh, why is Frozen Waffle so offended by Mort?

WB: How am I supposed to know?

Mort: *is still watching with a mixture of amusement and fear*

WB: Also, real quick LilliesReborn, this is starting to develop a little bit of plot/story line stuff, so ya. I guess Mort is giving this a bit of backbone other than laughter. Also, shout to everyone who referenced this to being "high as a kite" and "pure crack!" (I was really happy)

Me: PFT122B and LilliesReborn! Thank you! ^.^

I: COOKIES TO YOU! YAY! (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :)


(AN: I'm trying out some different POV's, so we get a view inside of both Frozen Waffle's and Mort's heads!)

~~*Frozen Waffle's POV*~~

I can't believe it! It's like being replaced, but worse because it's him. I storm off and borrow Blaze from Gilan, galloping away from him, my thoughts going a million miles per hour.

Why is he here? Does he remember me? Does he know how much he hurt me?


~~*Flashback*~~


"So, I noticed your human is, well, growing older," Mort said, arms out. I knew by now that he was often in a whole other world, one where there was a land other than the barren land stretching out for miles in all directions. That was all I knew for my entire Existence. Then I met Mort. He showed me what his world was like, and goodness gracious I loved it there.

"So?" I fired off instinctively. No one got in between me and my human.

"Well, you know what happens when they die. You go to someone random, and you probably never see anyone from your past human-host life," Mort stated, and I flinched.

"It doesn't matter, we'll find a way to be together."

"But, it's random. You have to face it," he persisted. "Besides, you might not even get someone for years!"

"Who cares? There's still a slim chance that we'll be able to find each other!" I said desperately. Mort sighed and looked towards me. I knew that my distress was affecting my host, but for once I didn't care.

"Look, we're not going to be able to. I think we should end this before it's forced." Mort swallowed. "Besides," he said, attempting a smile, "there's never been a record of a demon and voice being together, has there?"

~~*End Flashback*~~

Sure, he looked like he'd changed, but I can't ignore history.


~~*Mort's POV*~~

Everyone was staring after Frozen Waffle, and from what I saw, they were all either confused, dumbstruck, or scared.

She'd changed so much. Then again, so had I. First off, the most noticeable difference. Her hair, once long and flowing, was now short and jagged and harsh, and dyed a sharp, bright red.

She was wearing casual clothes rather than the clothes worn by ladies when I last saw her, all fluffed up in ruffles and lace.

And her eyes.

Cat's eyes.

The proof that this Voice had been through heartbreak.


~~*Halt's POV*~~

It's strange, I thought, how one second Frozen Waffle was random and insane, and the next (after Mort had arrived) she was a mess.

"Hey, boy," I snap.

"Ya?"

"What's with FW going nuts after you arrived?" I ask, disguising curiosity as annoyance. He blinked, and everything was still. Then he was right in front of me, eyes blazing.

"Listen, if I were you, I would drop the act of superiority," he said, grabbing the collar of my shirt with inhuman speed. "And when you talk about Frozen Waffle, you'll speak of her with respect."

I don't drop my eyes, however he seems to understand that I will do as he says.

"Frozen Waffle and I used to love each other, then we had to break away from the other. I guess she's still not over that," Mort said quietly. Then his face hardened again. "You tell anyone and it will not be pleasant for you."

I was stubborn, I knew, but I knew when to draw the line. A demon threatening me? That was way over the line.

"I swear on my mother's grave that I won't tell a soul."


WB: Ooh, we've got a dangerous demon on the loose!

Mort: *Mutters* I'm not that dangerous...

Myself: As if! Heck, you can literally summon people -

Mort: Shut up! Shut up!

Me: Does no one else notice I staring at Mort? I think she's going all moony over him.

*FW gives out a frustrated scream and poofs away*

WB: Yikes.