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13 Kisses

Chapter 3: A Kiss on the Naughty Bits

Sakura's back arched and a heavy breath escaped her lips as she clawed at the tussled sheets beneath her. Warm hands slid across her stomach, squeezing her breasts beneath the camisole before finding her hands alongside her body. Their fingers intertwined as Kakashi's tongue dragged slowly over her sex, pressing with just the right pressure for Sakura to forget how to properly breathe.

The man currently worshipping her between her thighs had been gone for a diplomatic visit in Suna for little over a month, negotiating new trading agreements. Kakashi had returned home last night, and as usual whenever either of them had had to leave the village for longer than a week during the short span of their relationship, their reunion had been passionate to say the least.

Sakura bit back a moan as Kakashi did something sinfully delicious with the fingers now working inside of her. An incoherent protest left her when he suddenly stopped his ministration. "Don't hold back on me, Sakura," he warned. "I want to hear what I do to you."

The warning in his eyes alone was enough to encourage a series of sounds from his lover that assured Kakashi that he was in fact taking really good care of her. It was when Sakura suddenly shrieked, kicking him in the head as she gathered the cover to hide her half naked state that Kakashi too groaned.

The sound of Sakura's bedroom door being pushed open so hard that it almost fell off its hinges was what caused her to unceremoniously slap her partner across the face with her well-manicured foot.

"Sakura-chan, we need your help! Teme dislocated Sai's shoulder again."

The horrid scene before him caused Naruto to skid to an abrupt halt. Permanently blinded the blonde ran straight in to the frame of the door in attempt to escape. His nose cracked at the collision, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the floor.

"No, no, no- Don't look in there!" the loudmouth shouted in a nasal voice, proof that his nose was in fact broken.

But it was too late.

Twin pairs of dark eyes widened before Sasuke managed to bang Sai against the very frame Naruto had painted red with his nose. The artist yelped lightly as his bruised shoulder made contact with the wood.

"Damn it, Naruto! Why didn't you knock?" Sakura shouted as she shrugged in to her bathrobe and hurried over to Kakashi that sat slumped by the foot of her bed.

"Mah, why didn't you lock the door?" Naruto yowled.

"To my own bedroom?" the pinkette questioned, in a voice that told the blonde not to push things further. "Get out."

Kakashi rested his head against the mattress with his eyes closed as he pinched his nose, covering the rest of his face with the palm of his hand. Red liquid ran down the column of his throat as his chest heaved deliberately.

"Here, let me see your face." Gentle hands brushed Kakashi's cheeks. "Ouch, that looks bad."

"It doesn't feel that great," Kakashi mumbled. "Neither does this," he stated, gesturing to the obvious hard on still pitching his slacks. Sakura blushed as she moved to set his nose straight with her chakra and voiced her apologies to the man. She really did feel his pain. Her orgasm had been so close.

Kakashi's eyes opened and glared towards the sound of shuffling that could be heard from across the room. "Naruto, I swear to the gods that if you try to take a look at my face right now I will break yours beyond recognition."

"You don't have to be so mean about it, Kakashi-sensei."

"Well you did come barging in at the worst of times, Dickless."

"Shut up, Sai. I'm not dickless!"

The artist put on a forced smile despite his pain. "And neither is Kakashi-sama by the looks of it."

Naruto choked on the air filling his lungs. That was an image he did not want in his head. "You, pervert-"

"That's enough, get out!"

All four shinobi were surprised by the sudden outburst of their leader, Sakura included who momentarily stopped her healing. In a sign of submission the three men quickly escaped into Sakura's living room.

A loud groan left the silver haired man as he relaxed even further against the bed, going completely boneless. It was hard for Sakura not to laugh, but she bit her tongue, smiling softly.

"There, all better," she said when her lover's nose was healed and wiped clean, well almost clean. Specks of dried blood still lingered on his pale skin.

Tired charcoal eyes focused on hers before changing form as warm laughter sprung from Kakashi's throat, dragging Sakura with it.

"What a morning," he mused when the sound of joy ebbed out.

He closed his eyes as a small hand reached over to brush his hair out from his eyes. Soft lips brushed against his ear followed by a whispered promise: "Get in the shower. I'll meet you there in five."

Without further instructions Sakura rose to help the men still crowding in her apartment.

"Sakura-chan, I'm so sorry-"

"Save it, Naruto. I'm not healing your nose," the medic said with a hand raised in gesture.

"But-"

"No, go to the hospital like everyone else and don't come here next time unless it's an emergency. I'm not interested in a threesome."

The loudmouth flushed hot, grumbling something about perverted senseis and corruption as he made his was towards the front door, realizing his defeat.

Sai too started to get up from Sakura's couch, but sat back down when the pinkette gestured for him not to. "I'll set your shoulder in place real quick, but you still have to go to the hospital and get it healed, got it? And you," she snapped, eyes turned to Sasuke that had tried to sneak out after Naruto. "You will take him there."

Too afraid to argue with her, both men gave subtle signs of confirmation before Sasuke walked outside to wait for his sparring partner.

"I'm sorry, Ugly," Sai apologized.

"Don't be silly. It's not your fault," Sakura assured him. "But I am sorry for this. It's going to hurt." She moved him into the right position before asking: "Ready?"

The pale man nodded, his thin lips pressed closed in preparation for the pain to come. A small spasm ran through his body when Sakura counted to three and snapped his shoulder back in place.

"There," she announced with a light slap as punishment. "Next time don't push yourself so hard." She bounced to her feet already untying her bathrobe as she moved towards the sound of running water coming from her bathroom. "Close the door when you leave."

With a soft thud the silk robe fell around her feet on her fluffy, heart-shaped bathmat. Kakashi had argued that no self-respecting ninja would ever own something so childish but Sakura had persuaded him claiming that it was perfect for whenever she got down on her knees, emphasizing the point by doing just so.

Her knuckles whitened and the shower curtain almost came off from its rings when she pulled it aside, awarding her eyes with the sight of wet muscle and a broad grin.

"Care to help me with this?" A large hand gestures towards the erection still standing proud against Kakashi's tight stomach.

The sound of the shower curtain closing was Sakura's only reply.