This is a small oneshot based on a bit of fan art I wandered across. Of course, it follows my number one Celestial Mage. . .ANGEL!

As per every single story on here, these characters don't belong to me and I'm just manipulating them for fun, and because I felt like beating a certain Dragon Salyer into the ground.

Lets go!

Angel was not happy. No, that wasn't the term for it, that implied she was upset, or sad, or angry. But she was none tops those things.

No, at this point in time the feather loving Celestial Mage was downright livid. And that promised murder, or at least serious maiming for certain parties in the near future.

It had all started a few days before at Fairy Tail's annual "We're so glad that our past enemies are now friends party" this time for the guild members of Crime Sorcerie. While they had been traveling and visiting the guild for almost a year, this was the first time that they could do it as free mages.

Yes, the Magic Council had finally granted the rag tag group their freedom and thusly all the reward posters had disappeared throughout the kingdom. Angel actually remembered shredding several of them herself, in a could of utter joy and malice. It was about time those pinheads got the message, and this was of course not at all due to the fact that they could never get her nose right, morons.

So, Fairy Tail had hosted a party to celebrate, and Mirajane had tried to get as many couples together as possible, resulting in several rune cages with out of season mistletoe, Sting and Milliana (where had she come from?) trapped in about five closets, and of course, the ever present and ever defeating drinking games that the overly rambunctious guild was famous for.

It was after a particularly grueling round of "Never Have I Ever" that Angel decided to tap out for a bit. She was pleasantly buzzed and enjoying the time spent around her new family. It was a nice feeling, being able to sit down at a table and know that someone she knew would come by and talk, and hey, if they happened to annoy her, then she wasn't opposed to beating a few heads in.

Of course it was also nice to see all the shirts coming off from the strip poker corner. All the more reason to take a rest and hope that a certain ice mage would notice from his position on the rafter Natsu had flung him to. That man, oh Angel could day dream for years where he was concerned, though daydreams weren't always needed. Especially since Gray was a fan of eating out if you know what I mean.

All these things added up to a great year and Angel couldn't have been happier. . .except where her little sister was concerned. Yukino was part of Sabertooth, a guild that wasn't all that full of females. And that was a problem, a big one.

Now Angel wasn't one of those older sisters that treated her sibling as a five year old. No, the woman was at least sixteen and that was obvious. However, that did not mean that those men around her could just have their naughty little ways, oh no. They needed to be taught that young ladies were to be treated with the upmost respect and care, and if they didn't learn that then Angel was more than willing to tear out their intestines through their noses and then hang them with said organs from Sabertooth's flagpole.

What? She had a sister to protect.

And where better to do that than Fairy Tail? After all, it was at their party a week ago that Sting had drunkenly revealed that someone had groped Yukino, possibly more than once. Unfortunately for the Sabers, their guild master had not revealed who exactly had done the inappropriate touching, and so everyone had to suffer. Just so it was all fair of course.

So, Angel had convinced the Demon Barmaid, who also thought of Yukino as a sister, that they needed to see who was worthy of the girl's affection, even if all the candidates were lower than frogs in the halo haired woman's mind. Honestly, they were only there to be maimed. It was really nice of Cobra's girlfriend to lend her the nice whip.

"Angel? Darling, why are all the tables pushed aside?" Gray's voice pulled the Mage from her thoughts and she bristly stopped rubbing her fingers along the whip's base.

"Certain people need to be taught a lesson about how to touch others" her smile made her boyfriend shiver, and she patted his arm. "Relax, you aren't part of it, as long as you don't hold me back." She turned to Cobra then, watching as he tilted his head towards the guild doors.

"Yeah yeah feather duster, I'm listening, the kitties are about three minutes away"

"Perfect!" She clapped, and quickly kissed Gray on the cheek. "Also, I'd rather you not be naked when my sister is around," she said as she both nipped his earlobe and handed the man his pants back. Gray looked momentarily like he wanted to drag her off somewhere and do more enjoyable activities but was quickly diverted by the double doors being thrown open in the fron of the hall.

"We're HERE!" Sting announced as he and five other people walked in. Rogue and the masked Rufus looked appropriately bored, simply watching as Orga and Dobengal made their joyous way to the bar and Yukino rushed to hug her big sister and tell her about her adventures. Angel was very willing to listen, but first she had some teaching to do, and oh was it going to be fun.

"Sorry Yuki-chan, as much as I really want to hear about you and Picies taking down a giant toad that even the great Sting couldn't do anything to stop, I have business with your guild ages first" and with a crack of the whip, the entire guild went silent. No one had ever heard Angel deny listening and spending time with Yukino, and then the fear dawned.

She had been planning with Mira. She was not to be trusted and oh god what was she going to do to them?!

"Sabertooth men! Get over here and line up, and if you're not here in five seconds then. . .you know what happens." Needless to say they were there, and terrified. It didn't show on their faces, but after years of terrorizing anyone who crossed her path friend, or foe, Angel knew exactly what to look for. Orga's knees shook ever so slightly, Dobengal had swear on his mask, Rogue was tense and watching carefully, and of course Sting. . .he was all of them. Only Rufus looked calm and even he was awkwardly readjusting his hat and mask. One day they had to have a chat, those feathers were very pretty.

"Now, you're likely wondering why the hell I called you here," she looked sharply at Sting when the white dragon slayer opened his mouth to interrupt. "Don't do something you'll regret. I have almost ten years on you all and that means I have almost ten years more experience in maiming and torture. Trust me when I say this," her smile was once again demonic, "you do not want to piss me off." Sting nearly fainted.

"I have exactly one question for each of you, and as you may realize, if you answer incorrectly in any way, I will do you serious harm. I don't care if you're guild was the top for seven years, I will string you up a flagpole by your small intestine and gag you with your spleen. Okay?" They furiously nodded, hoping to whatever deity existed that they still had their spines intact after this.

"Good, now I feel the need to tell you, yes, it was your dear lovely leader who brought this down on you. If you survive you may blame him. Are we clear?"

"Yes mam!" It was like cooking, she just had to build up the tension for long enough and they were little scared bodies of putty in her manicured hands.

"Perfect. Now, which one of you fuckers groped my sister?"

That is the end of that chapter! I hope you all like pd it, and yes, there will be more, this is just my holidays gift to anyone who loves Angel. I know I sure do.

Happy Holidays and let's find out who gets killed in the next chapter!

~Elizabeth