List of oneshots part 2

chapter 1

What if Shalltear got the chest she always wanted?

Series: Overlord

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-New World, Great Tomb of Nazarick, Shalltear's domain -

The lone true vampire was snoozing under her velvet sheets and groaning as she tossed and turned. Currently she was dreaming of her love, Ainz Ooal Gown, and of making Albedo suffer as she made out with him.

'Oh Ainz-sama! More~!' She thought before he stopped. 'Ainz-sama?'

'Shalltear, I cannot continue this.' Ainz spoke before pushing her off and started kissing Albedo.

'Why Ainz-sama?!'

'Your breasts are non existing.' He said bluntly before making out with Albedo.

She looked down at her flat chest and cried out loud enough to where she woke up in real life. "AAAAHHH!" She sweated while looking around. "Oh it was only a dream." she wiped her head of sweat while looking down at her flat chest and scowled. "These breasts are the bane of my existence! I hate them! Why must they be so flat!?" 'Why can't they be as big as everyone else's?'

After a few minutes she got up and walked over to her mirror and looked them over to see they had not grown an inch.

"Damn these breasts, really I'm just as old as Albedo but these look like a child's breasts." She grumbled in anger. 'If you're hearing me god! Give me something to change my flat chest!'

KABOOM!

She blinked hearing the rumble and jumped. 'W-What! Did he hear my plea? Or are we under attack? I need to warn Ainz-sama!'

As she ran out she noticed her bed had a large smoke ring with ash around it. In the center was a large bottle with a red liquid inside. It's stopper looked like a vampire in its demonic bat form and it's glass exterior was that of a woman with breasts the size of tea cups.

'Eh?' she slowly stopped and stared. 'What is that? And where did it come from?' She looked around to see it it wasn't a human or other species of invader that planted it and found nothing out of the ordinary. She walked over and cautiously grabbed it and looked it over. "A suspicious bottle that's quite….neat is what I would say."

Then a letter appeared out of thin air and landed on the ground. She picked it up and read the following:

Dear Shalltear Bloodfallen,

This is God speaking and I know you are evil and your Ainz-sama is evil along with your entire nation, but I know you are in need to help the world be unified as a single nation. So I won't judge, but tonight I heard your prayer and I decided to give you something for your problems.

Just drink and wait until morning and you shall be endowed.

With love,

God.

PS: I recommend that you try being nicer to all, that goes to all of you. Fear and terror is good but add love to the mix and your mission will be successful.

She looked at the bottle and hastily opened it before guzzling it like her life depended on it. After which she felt her stomach getting sick as she laid on her bed. "Ugh...what was in that liquid?" the pain was dull and didn't feel too piercing, but it did remind her of how tired she felt waking up in the middle of the night and made her crawl back under the sheets. "Night." She said to herself before falling asleep.

(Next morning)

Shalltear lightly snored before slowly opening her eyes. "Yawn….boy, what an odd dream. Bottles from god? That's just odd."

She sat up and rubbed her eyes before getting up to start getting dressed for the day. However she felt a little off this morning as she felt herself getting back pain. "Did I sleep on my side again? Because this is most uncomfortable."

But when she passed by her mirror she noticed something and backed up before going wide eye. "Oh...my god!"

In the mirror was herself, but instead of a flat chest like she normally had she had a large EE cup chest. Just one size bigger then Albedo!

She slowly moved a hand down and gave the right one a squeeze. "Ah!" She moaned while realizing it was real and not an illusion. "Oh god! It wasn't a dream! I'm...endowed!" 'THANK YOU GOD!'

Realizing this she rushed to get dressed up with a smirk on her face.

-10th Floor, Throne Room-

It was another dumb meeting with only two people there today. Albedo and Ainz himself.

The rest you see were busy managing the floors, taking over territories, or just busy training the troops to attend.

'I always forget how boring these can get.' thought Ainz.

"Ainz-sama." Albedo smiled. "What else should be done about the humans?"

"We-"

CRASH!

"AINZ-SAMA!" Yelled Shalltear while running straight into the room. "A MIRACLE HAS OCCURRED!"

"Shalltear!" spoke Albedo with a frown standing up. "How dare you interrupt Ainz-sama when he's talking!"

She frowned at her before smirking. "Well excuse me for getting these," she pointed to her chest. "Last night."

"Get what? More padding?"

Her eyes twitched before undoing the dress to let her bra show. "Do these look like padding to you?!"

Albedo's eyes widened while Ainz jumped with his mouth opening a little while in his mind his mouth dropped.

"This is what I wanted to tell Ainz-sama, I got breasts and it was from God himself!" she declared while running over and hugging one side of the skeleton. "Go ahead Ainz-sama, you can feel them and see they are true~"

He blushed in his head while Albedo shook her head and growled in anger.

"You are lying! You must have used some kind of magic to make them big!"

"Jealous?" she smirked at Albedo's face. "Well if you look closely they're even bigger than yours. How embarrassing!" she laughed with sadistic glee.

Albedo growled before running over and started a cat fight with the true vampire with Ainz stuck right in the middle.

'Women ARE scary!' he cried in his head while in real life he cleared his throat. "Cease this you two!"

Both stopped with Albedo squeezing Shalltear's left breast and Shalltear grabbing Albedo's right breast.

'Yep, H-porn alert.' He thought with an internal nosebleed. "Now get up and sit back down right now."

"Yes Ainz-sama." Both bowed before sitting down.

"Shalltear, what do you mean God helped you?"

She sighed. "Last night I was using the bathroom and cursed my chest for being so flat." She glared at Albedo. "And then I thought about god giving me something to change this and a bottle appeared on my bed with a loud explosion. Then a note appeared and it was from God himself explaining what it did and I drank it before going to sleep. And this morning it came true."

"..."

"..."

"It's true and I have the note to prove it!" She said while pulling out the letter from her cleavage. "Take a look Ainz-sama, Albedo."

They looked at it and read it over while Shalltear looked down at her chest with a smile and sparkling eyes.

"This is legit." Albedo said in shock. "No human, lizardman, dwarf, or otherwise would make such a letter with the elegance of Ainz-sama and myself."

"See." Shalltear said while cupping her chest. "God heard my prayers and gave me my chest."

"Well, I'm still unsure." spoke Ainz. "If someone got in, I want all the levels to be checked just to make sure there are no intruders."

As they were about to say something another letter appeared and opened up revealing the following:

Dear Ainz,

Know that it wasn't anyone but me, God, the creator of the universe that helped a soul in her time in need. I know you and the rest of your army is evil to an extent but your intentions are noble so I'll leave you to your own devices. But remember, fear can go so far. If you use love and compassion as well your goal shall be obtained.

With love,

God

PS: I know about your secret Ainz, but I'll not tell as long as you heed my advice and I mean ALL of my advice.

Ainz stiffened up with a cold sweat while the girls looked confused.

"Ainz-sama? Are you ok?" They asked while glaring at the other.

"Yes, this meeting is over. Shalltear I congratulate you on your gift." he spoke standing up. "You two are dismissed."

"Yes Ainz-sama." They bowed before getting up and walked out of the room, leaving the ruler of this tomb alone.

'Oh my god! God himself!' he thought in panic. 'If he knows about this world and my actions….oh god! I need to change fast or suffer eternal damnation!'

"It's clear Ainz-sama enjoyed my endowments more than expected." smirked Shalltear to Albedo. "Meaning you're free to pursue someone else while I take care of our lord."

"Like hell I would!" She growled. "Ainz-sama isn't going to enjoy your breasts. That's my job!"

"Oh?" she smirked while crossing her arms under her chest which made them jut out more. "Is that why yours are looking so much more puny now?"

Albedo glared before mimicking Shalltear. "My breasts are bigger than your implants vampire!"

"They're not implants succubus whore!" she scowled while both scowled at the other with veins visible in their heads.

"Whore! Why you little vampire slut!" She growled while turning into her true form.

Shalltear noticed and turned into her true form as well.

Both of them clashed and started a large fight right there before Ainz looked out, saw the fight, and sighed while inside he was rubbing his head.

'I just don't get women.'