it was chirstmas eve, and not a peep from springfield. homer simpson was a sleep in his bed, his loving wife marg right next to him. then, a the roof was thumpe on, a loud noise filling the whole house. hoer was the only one to wake up, as he knew what this meant.

"a burglar!" homer gased. he got out of bed and walked out the bedrom, stil naked. he looked downstairs, the decorations all strung up. there were stockings for every family memebe wexcept for grandpa.

"come out from whereever you are..." homer said. he picked up a nearby bat and went downstaiirs. he looked into the liveing room and saw someone. homer gripped his bar and rushed at the man and swung the bat. it knocked the man to the ground. only then do hommer realize his mistake. the man wore all red like he was a giant apple with legs. he also had a long beard too.

"holy shit!" homer exclamd, "it's santa claus!"

"ugh... what the fuck?" santa said, rubbing his head. "homer! what are you?"

"i heard a noise and came downstairs."

"that's no reason to hit me! i'm santa" mr. clause said. he eyed homer's naked body, and like what he saw. "although, i am willing to forgive you..."

"really?!" homer asked. "okay, well i want a donut machene"

"just get on your hands and knees and face away form me"

homer did so. he butt faced jolly old nick. "what's this for, anyway? can't see you deliver the presents?"

"no, it's because i'm gonna cum down your chimney!" sana said, dropping his pants. he penetrated homer's asshole with his red rocket, the two ho ho homos fucking like animals.

"ow santa, what the fuck?!" homer screamed.

"here comes santa claus, right down homer's lane!" santa said as he blew his load into homer's butt. homer was filled up like a cannoli wit semen filling.

"that was fast," homer said. santa removed his peni from homer and turned over, bending over and exposing homer his ass. santa wiggled his butt, jiggling like a bowl full of pudding pops.

"it's your turn to come down the chimety, homer," santa said. "stuff my stocking with your candy cand!"

"ooh, i never thought id see the day!" homer said. he took his penis out and slid it into satan's gaping asshole. santa moaned in pleasure as homer gripped santa's boutniful booty. homer's balls slapped against sant'as like their an office toy you see in on of the walmarts. homer than cum so hard, filling santa's stocking with his cream of brocoli soup.

"ho ho homer simpson! you gave my ass a good fucking!" santa said. "but now, it's time for you to sleep/."

"wat what?" homer said. santa thren pull his magic dust and used it on homer, who then fell sleep.

homer awoke from his dream and enjoyed his christmas with his family, except for grandpa. homer lived the rest of his life after that as well as he could.

(ps: merry holidays and happy christmas)