So this is just for fun, literally none is canon unless I indicate so, so just take it for a fun group of one shots by me. This one has been an idea I've had since the start of A Devil's Diamond, just never got around to writing it out. Might as well do it now :P Hope you all enjoy!

Finding a School

"Alright, guys! Today is officially the day we start looking for the high school we will attend for the next three years!" Issei announced with a fist pump in the air.

"Yeah!" Motohama and Matsuda cheered in excitement, while Josuke remained rather neutral about the idea.

"I don't see the big deal. If anything I'm nervous for getting into high school." Josuke reasoned, only to be surrounded by the Pervert Trio.

"You just don't understand, mister popular!" Motohama growled.

"This is a new chance for us to finally score with some chicks! A fresh start with girls that don't know us!" Matsuda declared firmly, gripping his fist in anticipation.

"We've just gotta find the perfect school to fit all of our needs! And by all I mean the three of us since you're tasteless Josuke." Issei chided, earning a pouty lip from the tallest teen.

"Well excuse me for not being a pervert…" Josuke whined, tracing circles in the ground as he felt left out of the group now.

"Anyways, we all know the plan!" Issei declared, pointing at his fellow perverts. "You two will scour this city for the best school for us, while Josuke and I will be exploring a bunch of schools outside the city in case we find the perfect one to transfer into."

"Roger!" Motohama and Matsuda saluted.

"Wait, you guys would transfer to a school out of the city?!" Josuke guffawed, having not even thought of the idea.

"Of course! As long as we can find a school with plenty of hot chicks and a lot less popular boys then we'll go as far as we have to!" Issei proclaimed proudly, pounding his chest and wrapping an arm around Josuke's shoulders. "Now come, my brother! To the bus stop!"

"This can't go anywhere good…" Josuke muttered as they randomly appeared at the bus stop. "How the hell'd we get here so quickly?"

"Don't question, just go! Go go go!" Issei urged, pushing the taller teen into the first bus to arrive without knowing its destination. The two sat on the bus, waiting to arrive at their next objective. "Oppaioppaioppai!"

"That sounds like a shitty Stand cry." Josuke mumbled before blinking. "Wait, what the hell's a Stand?"

"Geez Josuke, if you keep talking to yourself you'll scare off all the girls." Issei teased as he played with a body pillow of Matsumoto from Bleach. "Friggin' weirdo."

"You're the only weirdo around here!" Josuke cried out in disgust before sighing and looking out the window. "But seriously, where is this bus heading? We may not even be put at a schoo-"

"Don't worry, you will be. I'm gonna be your bus driver for the day." The driver suddenly announced, looking back at the two with evil eyes and a cigar in his mouth. "We're visitin' several schools. So just relax, take a nap."

"Like hell I'll go to sleep with a creeper like you driving us! Plus aren't you from a different series?" Josuke bluntly shouted with no remorse.

"Come on, Josuke. Take a load off. This guy seems trustworthy." Issei sighed in relaxation, his hands ever hovering on the titties of his body pillow.

"Aren't you getting too relaxed?!"

"We're here. Stop yer' whining." The bus driver called out, opening the door. "Hurry up and go. We can only go through so many different school animes for this one-shot."

"What does that even mean?!" Josuke groaned as he and Issei were literally kicked out of the bus, Issei landing securely on his now Erza Scarlet bikini body pillow.

"Great! Our first destination!" Issei smiled grandly, the two finding themselves next to a scarecrow.

"It's kinda gloomy here…" Josuke muttered bitterly, rubbing his butt where he was kicked.

"By the way, I give this spiel to practically everyone even people who can obviously handle it, but Yokai Academy is a scary place~!" The bus driver said opening the bus door briefly before quickly closing it again.

"God, how many times does that line get dropped in fanfiction?" Josuke muttered in mock of the driver.

"Suck it, that's literally my best line bitch." The bus driver said once more before quickly closing it on them again.

"Ah forget it, Josuke! Let's just explore this Yokai Academy! It feels like harem material!" Issei declared, dragging the JoJo forward toward the school.

"Maybe, but not one for you…" Josuke taunted as they arrived on school grounds. "Wait, already? Doesn't this place have like a large forest in between here and-"

Shut up, dumbass. This is a parody, I ain't describin' shit!

"Well fuck you too!" Josuke screamed to the voice in his head because he's a moron and crazy. "And stop describing me in weird ways, jerk!"

This is why Koichi got a chick in your part and not you, the main character.

"Hey, if you're done talking to the author I see the school!" Issei called out in front of the JoJo.

"Wow, this place looks pretty decent despite the ominous name." Josuke admitted, feeling like a real dumbass for judging before he could see it. "Okay, go to hell! Now you're just makin' shit up!"

"Arrgh!" A pained groan was heard by the two, watching as some long haired blond furry slid on the ground in front of them looking beaten to hell, his butt sticking up in the air and his pants slightly sagging to show the top of his crack. "J-justice though…" He whimpered.

"Geez what happened to him?" Issei wondered, poking him with a stick.

"I'd heal him, but… he looks like an asshole. Plus furries are weird." Josuke admitted, looking disinterested.

"Hey, is it just a habit for you to kinkshame everyone you meet?"

"Oh, eat a di-"

"FRIENDSHIP~!" A new voice shouted at the top of their lungs, a new boy with a straw hat landing on the furry and planting his foot firmly on his ass. The new guest caused Josuke and Issei to hug each other in fear because they were in a secret relationship.

"Kill yourself!" Josuke and Issei shouted, flipping me the bird despite the fact that they were still hugging. The Strawhat boy beamed at the two and hopped over to them like a monkey.

"Friendship?!" He growled, sniffing the two before grinning. "New friends! Join my crew!"

"Uh… are there hot girls in it?" Issei asked hopefully.

"Sure are! Not that I would know, I'm super Asexual! Even more so than Goku!" Luffy laughed without a care in the world.

"Oh sweet! Then that means that they'll come crawling to me after finally giving up on this guy!" Issei laughed triumphantly.

"Wait a sec, aren't you in the wrong series?" Josuke pointed out, to which Luffy shrugged.

"The author's too dumb to make a serious four way crossover with our stories, so he thought he'd throw in ours for this."

Well fuck you too, Luffy.

"Oh look, my friends! Most of which are girls!" Luffy pointed out as a group of kids came running over. "Not that it matters to me! Because a friend is a friend to me!"

"Oh man, is this what it's like to hang out with a guy who isn't a pervert?!" Josuke gasped with a teary smile. "It's so refreshing…"

"Titties for life!" Issei protested.

"There you are, Strawhat." Silver haired Moka shouted before huffing and crossing her arms. "Not that I care. It's not like you looked cool and badass back there… baka…"

"Who are these guys?" Zoro asked narrowing his eyes. "And why do I feel the need to cut a pervy bitch?"

"Oh, Zoro~! Stop being so dramatic!" Kurumu laughed, slapping his back. "Just hurry up and see that my feelings for Tsukune are a protective shield from rejection from you since you're almost as Asexual as Luffy."

"What?"

"What?"

"..."

"..."

"... So we'll be leaving…" Josuke delcared, pushing Issei toward the exit of the school.

"But friendship!" Luffy cried out in sadness.

"Maybe in a real crossover story. Plus hell, this school looks dangerous as shit." Josuke declared before Issei pouted.

"B-but so many girls that are single…"

"Yeah, but they like certain guys. And by anime logic that means they can never like another guy ever, even if there's a better one right next to them." Josuke explained, shaking his head. "Unless it's a series where the author just makes all the other guys look like assholes to make their main character shine."

"Okay, fair enough…" Issei conceded, waving to the pirates and monsters. "Until we meet again when the writer stops being a bitch!"

"Until then! We'll never forget you two! Mostly because of that guys awesome hair!" Luffy shouted back.

"Th-they like my hair? Maybe we can stay…"

"Too late, we're on the bus." Issei informed as they were now randomly sitting inside the bus.

"Well, shit…"

"So where to next?" The bus driver asked, ashing his cigar.

"Dunno. We'll figure it out in the next chapter." Issei shrugged.

"What?! I thought this was supposed to be a one-shot?!" Josuke blanched, officially becoming the punchline man of the OVA series.

"Yeah well, the author's too lazy to keep going from here at the moment, so we'll just come back to this short story another time." Issei shrugged, taking an uncalled for shot at me even though I know he's totally right.

Sucks when you actually admit your own defeat, huh?" Josuke scoffed, further insulting me even though next chapter I'll most likely write him wearing a diaper. "Oh, eat shit asshole!"

"Welp, that's all folks!" Bus driver announced, giving a thumbs up to the screen.

To be continued, probably but not that soon…

Alright so here's the first chapter of my OVA series for A Devil's Diamond. Obviously it's not that serious and will have no real order to the episodes used. It will range from parody chapters to OVA's from DxD, all in all a very humorous take on the shenanigans that Issei and Josuke and their friends will go through over time. Also some random crap that pops into my head. Like this chapter, which I will expand upon. Eventually.

Alright, hope you all enjoyed it, because if not then fu-I mean, ehem. Please review and follow :P