Seven year old Heiress Dracarys Malfoy fell from the third floor of Malfoy manor. When she woke she was not herself.

Option A: She lost all her memories and gained the power of knowing shit.

Option B: She's not really who they say she is, because she should be a He called Draco and this fucking Harry Potter.

Well, you know what they say- 'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'.

In this case what remains is a lost girl with a sharp tongue, that enjoys spitting out muggle songs when she has nothing to say. Oh well it's anarchy, cats and dogs living together and mass hysteria.

It's chaos, pure and simple.

[Self Insert as Fem Draco Malfoy]

Cast:

Dakota Fanning as Dracarys Malfoy

Phoebe Tonkin as Pansy Parkinson

Emma Roberts as Daphne Greengrass

Michelle Trachtenberg as Tracey Davis

Michael Fjordbak as Theodore Nott

Sharon Rooney as Millicent Bulstrode

Dudley O'Shaughnessy as Blaise Zabini

Dylan O'Brien as Gregory Goyle

Colton Haynes as Vincent Crabbe

Arden Cho as Sue Li

Lyndsy Fonseca as Lisa Turpin

Ally Michalka as Hannah Abbott

Molly Quinn as Susan Bones

PS: About Crabbe and Goyle, well there's obvious some changes in the cannon plot since they're not dumbasses and are actually healthy in body and mind.