After what people dubbed "The Unfortunate Incident", or "The Desk Incident" happened— how it became known became one of Konoha's biggest mysteries— Naruto, and Hinata were working together to find the culprits with their children being the main suspects.

Boruto being Naruto's son, had managed to escape several chunin, and some of his fellow genin. It wasn't until the Hokage ordered an Anbu to capture him, that he was caught — well his shadow clone was.

When word of the incident came to parents, via their children, not only were the Naruto, and Hinata's suspicions coming true, many parents were also giving "The Talk". With that it gave the married couple the perfect punishment to their son, with Hinata giving quite a few suggestions.

So, it wasn't a surprise that half of the hospital now houses the targets of the infamous Talk considering it was given to children as young as 6. While the other half now sport bright tomatoes on their faces the instant they glance at their opposite gender.

After a day, or two after the Unfortunate Incident, we now find the young Boruto Uzumaki hiding to escape the long unwanted Talk.

Since Anbu were currently low on numbers, it forced Boruto's parents to find him themselves. Unfortunately, he has the Hokage — the strongest ninja, and sage — as his father, and his mother wielding the Byakugan. And as for Hinata's earlier suggestions, he currently has his limbs bound— something his mother thought was appropriate.

Who knew mom was this scary, and was a sadist?! He thought as his parents slowly, and dramatically drew closer. Am I going to be tortured, or something?!

His screams were heard all over Konoha along with others who unfortunately were given the Talk.

Team Konohamaru were given a mission of once again capturing the bear/panda, with Boruto ignoring Sarada ,much to her confusion, and now they were facing the Hokage. The Hokage's desk…

During the Talk, his dad explained that he did in fact clean it with all the cleaning products he could find, but… this was still the same desk that… his parents… Oh God. And with that he fainted.

"Hokage-sama, you gave him the Talk didn't you?" Konohamaru asked.

"More like his mother gave it to him." Naruto replied. Having grown up without his parents, no one ever gave him the Talk, not even Jiraiya despite his claim as a "Super Pervert". However, experiencing what purpose the Talk provided removed the purpose of it being given to him, that's the reason why he has a son, and a daughter anyway.

Speaking of his son, and daughter, his wife is… back to her sadist self.

Meaning … a very happy night for both of them. Thank the lords that their bedroom is sound-proof, else his office is the alternative… again.

Like it? Laughed throughout the whole thing? So did I! Man, this whole thing was originally going to be a one-shot, but most of you liked it, so I wrote another part. There probably is going to be another one ,who knows, about what happened to Himawari, forgot about her? Well so did I.

Why is Hinata suddenly a sadist you ask? Well you know the OVA of When the Day Naruto becomes Hokage, if you don't go watch it search it up in youtube or something, if you do then remember when Himawari—for the lack of a better word— snapped? Well those genes might have come somewhere right? Well it could be from Naruto, because he has Kurama, but just accept my explanation for the sake of plot.

Why no lemon? Well... let's just say I don't want to risk getting caught, and this is not my laptop.

And I just want to say Happy New Year!