Here's a little warning for eveybody: Leave immediately if you're a fan of Lisa Loud. Why? Well, a little history:

So, you may know an artist by the name of Garabatoz. I will not go in-depth about him, but he made a Loud House comic. Pantless. A simple, if somewhat generic, incest harem comic.

And I didn't mind it... Until the epilogue.

So, spoilers ahead: You mean to tell me that Lisa gets most of the sisters minus Lily, herself, and possibly Luna, pregnant and she doesn't suffer the consequences? And not only that, Lucy, Lana and Lola got pregnant too?!

I'm sorry, but the worst thing you can do, in my opinion, is make the people who obviously deserve some kind of punishment get out scot-off free. That and kill my suspension of disbelief: How could prepubescent girls get pregnant!?

I don't care if it's a hentai story, though it's more ecchi than anything. I don't care if it's not for me. What I care, is that the guilty are punished, and the innocent are, at the very least, given help to survive what just happened. And this story provided neither of those things.

And so, I wrote this story do that, because I know nobody is going to do anything about it. Some of you will probably even tell me "Dude, it's a fictional comic, calm the heck down."

And yes, I will admit this is probably some sort of pet peeve. But, I'm sorry, it's not my fault that I simply find Lisa's Karma Houdini status insufferable and dissatisfactory. What is up with people accepting dissatisfactory bad endings as long as they got porn out of it?

So, if you're a Lisa fan, be warned, she won't be in a good light...

The sun rose in the Loud house, and Lincoln Loud was the first of the family to wake up. However, he seemed both exhausted and disappointed, almost as if he wasn't in a very cheery mood.

"In a house as big as mine, you should expect some sort of noise every now and then," Lincoln told the viewer, with a significant wearyness to his voice.

Then he got off his bed and stretched for a moment. "But things aren't the same kind of loud that they used to be. No, they've changed."

Finally, once he left the room, the first sight he was greeted with was most of his sisters greeting him with forced smiles. But that wasn't the only thing notable about them, or at least the older ones. Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn all had protruding pregnant bellies of different sizes.

"And it's all Lisa's fault," he finished.

"Oh, it seems you're not in a good mood," Luna remarked, scratching the back of her head. "We'll wait for you to-"

"No, sorry, I just woke up and I was talking to some people, I'll take care of you in a moment," Lincoln told his sisters. "J-Just give me some time to explain what happened and I'll be right there."

"Don't rush it, bro, we get it," Lynn replied.

And the older Louds left, while the younger ones gave Lincoln a sympathetic look before leaving as well.

"So, long story short, Lisa conducted an experiment where I wound up... "Banging" with my sisters until they got pregnant, although only the older ones from Lynn to Lori got impregnated," Lincoln told the readers. "Eventually, mom and dad found about this experiment and sent Lisa to a... I'm not really sure what it is, but it's apparently reserved for people who are deemed too dangerous to keep unwatched in society."

Then he walked to check on his older sisters. "And now, I'm basically watching over my kids develop... For some reason."

The first sister he went to was Lori, the one with the most notable pregnant belly, which looked about... 8 months pregnant. "How are you holding up, Lori?" he asked, grabbing the blonde's hand.

"I'm fine, I guess," the girl answered, forcing a smile. "Bobby called me saying that he was going to bring some supplies from Pregnancy Agency in order to help us."

And then the doorbell was heard, with Bobby promptly barging in with the supply box.

"Here's your daily delivery from Pregnancy Agency, giving you the best items and accessories to make sure your pregnancy or pregnancies can be carried out successfully," Bobby remarked before pushing the box inside. "We're glad we could be of assistance!"

"I wish I could be as glad as you," Linc remarked, rolling his eyes.

"Hey, at least you got some support, some people aren't half as lucky as you," Bobby replied. And then he desperately crouched and grabbed Lincoln's shoulders. "Make sure that Lori gets through this alright, okay, little buddy?"

"You can count on me," Lincoln replied.

The teenager gave the boy a smile, though it was clear he still wasn't over his worries. After biding their farewells, Lincoln and the girls opened the box as Bobby left the building. What they got was the usual: contraception guides, potential, and so on and so forth. And as they checked the content, Lincoln went to the next sister, Leni, who had a 6 month-old pregnant belly.

"What about you, Leni?" Lincoln asked, catching the fashionista's attention. "Are you doing okay?"

"I think I, like, am doing fine," Leni answered, rolling her eyes. "I mean, I would like to buy this dress for pregnant women that I found online, but mom and dad, like, don't want me to go to the mall for some odd reason."

"Leni, you know mom and dad advised you and the rest to not leave the house until we could find a way to hide your pregnancies, right?" Lincoln asked.

"Silly mom and dad, I'm not going to go outside the mall, I'm going to go inside it!" Leni retorted with a chuckle.

"Listen, when I get the chance to go to the mall, I'll buy you that dress you want so much, okay?" Lincoln told the ditz. "For now, just stay inside here, okay?"

"Thanks, Lincoln!" Leni replied before turning to her protruding belly. "Baby, say thanks to your daddy."

A couple awkward seconds later, the teenager added, "I think they said thank you."

"Uh, no problem?" Lincoln gave a thumbs up and went to Luna, who had a 2 months old pregnant belly. "Okay, Luna, did you need anything?"

"I'm trying to find the right frequency that would allow me to use my guitar for ultrasound," Luna explained, adjusting her guitar. "I want to connect this to some sort of X-ray device to see if the baby is developing properly."

"... Something tells me that's not how it works," Lincoln remarked in a deadpan tone. "Try to relax, I'm sure the baby's developing fine. Freaking out about anything won't help at all."

"I sure hope so," Luna replied as she put the guitar on the ground. "I mean, if I'm going to carry our baby to full term, I want him to develop into a friendly, helpful man or girl like their father."

Lincoln put on a sincere smile, clearly happy at the remark. "So, random question," Luna blurted. "Once they're born, what should we name them?"

And the boy had the perfect idea of how to name them:

"How about Lunatic?"

"Be serious, you dork!" Luna shouted, gently hitting Lincoln in the shoulder.

As the pair laughed, Lincoln took the chance to go to the next pregnant sister, Luan, who had a month-old pregnant belly. "Hi Luan, what's up?"

"The ceiling," the comedian answered with a giggle. "Get it?"

"Oh Luan, I'm glad to see the fact you're pregnant didn't change who you are," Lincoln remarked before crouching down and rubbing Luan's belly. "So, should I assume you're holding up okay?"

"Yeah, very much," the comedian replied, brushing Lincoln's hair. "I mean, I'm still having trouble coming up with pregnancy jokes, but I'm getting there. And about the pregnancy, I think it's going okay too." and then she leaned forward. "What do you plan to name them when they're born?"

"How about Lane?" Lincoln shrugged.

Cue Luan's joke: "Lame, huh? That name's a bit Lane, don't you think?"

And the duo laughed as Lincoln decided to focus on the last pregnant sister, Lynn. Her pregnant belly was barely a couple weeks old, and it looked more like a beer gut rather than a true pregnant belly. Which, to an athlete like Lynn, was probably just as bad as having an actual pregnant belly.

"And last, but not least, how are you doing, Lynn?" Lincoln asked.

"I'm fine, just looking for that video tape for pregnant ladies," Lynn said as she searched across a pile of DVDs. "You know, where those pregnant women do those aerobics and exercises? It's almost time for our daily exercises routine."

"I still don't see why you have to do it, since you're baby's barely developed as of right now," Lincoln replied, scratching the back of his head. "I mean, Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan doing it, that I understand. But why would you do it?"

"Seriously? I'm the biggest athlete in this family and you ask that?" Lynn asked in disbelief, before taking out the exercise video she was looking for. "Found it! Who's ready to bust some moves?!"

And then Mr. and Mrs. Loud came in, both dressed as if they were going out. "Lincoln, honey, it's time for your weekly visit to Lisa's... Location," Rita told her son. "Get prepared and meet us in the car in about 10 minutes, otherwise we're going without you."

"Ugh, that's today?" Lincoln whined. "I barely managed to come out of the last visit without scars, how am I supposed to survive this one?!"

Suddenly, the younger sisters arrived and walked to Lincoln's side. "What's going on?" Lola asked.

"I have to go visit Lisa, like every week," Lincoln answered, rolling his eyes. "And I was just about to do some exercising with the pregnant Louds."

"Well that's okay!" Lana replied, patting her brother's back. "We'll do that for you!"

"And just in case," Lucy said, before taking out a necklace made of garlic. "take this with you, who knows, maybe Lisa won't attack you if you use this."

"Uh, Lucy, Lisa's a psychopath, not a vampire," Lincoln replied, before taking the garlic necklace anyway.

"There's a difference?" the goth inquired.

"Lincoln, are you ready?" Mr. Loud called from afar.

"Coming!" Linc shouted before turning to his sisters. "Please make sure nothing bad happens while I'm away."

The sisters nodded, and Lincoln and their parents left soon afterwards. To say the room was filled with an awkward silence would be... Very accurate, actually. "So, Lincoln was the one who impregnated all of you, correct?" Lola inquired, pointing at her older sisters' pregnant bellies.

"Unfortunately, yes," Lynn answered with a bitter tone.

"In that case, if Lincoln's the father, and you're the mothers, what would that make us?" Lana asked, pointing at herself.

"Huh, I never really thought about it," Lori said, scratching her chin in contemplation. "You're our sisters, so... I guess you would be their aunts?"

A short silence later, Lucy remarked, rather casually, "That makes sense."

"Yeah, so, how about I pop this in, we ignore we had this conversation, and focus on pulling out some sick exercise moves?" Lynn suggested, showing the exercise DVD to her sisters.

Everybody nodded, Lynn put the DVD into the DVD player, and the video started.

Meanwhile, with Lincoln...

The boy put on the garlic necklace as he walked across the sterile, barren walls of the location Lisa was held in. And soon enough, he found her: Lisa, the girl who orchestrated the impregnation of her sisters, wrapped in a straitjacket and stuck inside a cell sealed with tight bars. But beyond frenzied hair, she didn't seem to have changed at all from her month-long incarceration.

"Hello, Lisa," Lincoln greeted, his tone making it clear he wasn't happy to see the girl again.

The ex-scientist turned around and gave Lincoln a furious glare. "Lincoln," she replied as she got up and walked closer to the bars. "So, I bet you had to be brought here by mom and dad, yet again."

"Yeah, you're fairly spot-on," Lincoln replied. And then Lisa noticed the necklace. "This is something Lucy gave me, just in case I might need it with you."

"She still thinks I'm a blood-sucking undead? Really?" Lisa said in exasperation.

"I know, right? 8 months later, you would've thought she'd learn the difference between a vampire and... Whatever you are, but nope," Lincoln replied, putting his hands in his pockets. "Speaking of which, have you learned your lesson?"

"What lesson is there to be learned? You ruined my work and my investigation!" Lisa snapped, hitting her face against the bars. "Everything was going smoothly, with you copulating each sister into successful impregnation. And then, just as I'm about to get even more vital information, our maternal and paternal figures come in, say you told them about this experiment, and then they take me away into this location, where my research is now in stasis!"

Lincoln smirked. "Oh, it's not just in stasis, it's completely destroyed," the boy revealed. "You can thank mom and dad for doing that."

After a couple seconds in silence, Lisa suddenly... Snapped.

"Why!? Why did you let them do that?!" the scientist shouted, shedding tears of pure rage as she continually smashed her head against the bars. "That was important investigation that could've advanced mankind as we know it!"

"Lisa, I know that information has to exist somewhere, but it can't be found in an experiment involving incest!" Lincoln argued.

"What do you freaking know?! You're not a scientist, you're not an investigator, you're not even someone who's significantly smart!" Lisa spat, looking dizzy from the head-smashing. "You're a guinea pig! A variable to be used in any way possible, in order to achieve progress! Your job is to help me further my investigation, not ruin it!"

Lincoln flinched. "Is that really what you think?"

"What else is there to think?!" Lisa asked, her fury turning cold and calm.

By this point, Lincoln knew that talking with the girl would be of no use. She was simply too blinded by rage to really listen to reason. Plus, there was the fact of what she just said...

"You know, I thought that after staying in this place for months, you'd already understand why you're here in the first place," Lincoln remarked, narrowing his eyes. "Clearly, I was wrong. No wonder everybody hates you now."

"Bah, ask me if I ca-wait, does that include you?" Lisa replied, sounding worried at the second part.

"Yes," was Lincoln's response.

The restrained scientist backed away silently, with a look implying she was utterly horrified. "Why?!" she asked.

"I hate you, because you failed to consider the consequences of your little experiment," Lincoln started, his voice starting to grow hostile. "I hate you, because you not only made me bang my sisters, but you made me knock them all up!"

Then, Lincoln formed a fist...

"And I hate you, because even after ruining my reputation, after ruining your own sister's bodies, after ruining our relationship, you refuse to acknowledge that what you did was wrong!"

Without warning, Lincoln punched the wall hard enough to startle Lisa into backing herself into a wall. "I-It was just an experiment, Lincoln!" Lisa spat in return. "Things spiraled out of control, but if you had allowed me to finish my research before taking me into this accursed place, the results would've been invaluable!"

"What kind of research is so important that you would willingly ruin your family's lives just to get it?" Lincoln questioned, crossing his arms. "Did you ever had to go such extremes to reach this so important research? Couldn't you just have focused on other people, instead of your own family?"

Before Lisa could answer, the bell rang, startling her once more.

"Looks like the time for visits is over. Goodbye Lisa, I hope you don't come back home for a long time," the boy sternly told the scientist, who bared her teeth at him. "Because you've hurt us enough as it is."

And with that said and done, the boy took his leave as Lisa watched him go, her furious look changing to a scared, and even desperate, stare.