A/N: The picture cover of this Fanfiction belongs to BlizzardDemon of Deviantart. I DO NOT own the picture.
Peach Creek:
It was a sunny day in the small cul-de-sac town of Peach Creek, the birds were chirping, the kids were outside playing, and the smartest member of the group of ex-misfits was working on some kind of project in his garage. He was making loud buzzing and drilling noises as he was working in his closed garage. The neighborhood kids who were playing outside did stop to look over at Double D's house as the noises caught their attention, but they just decided to mind their own business and move on.
Meanwhile... the young scam artist and money grabber, Eddy was running down the street with his tongue sticking out waving in the wind, clearly very excited about something. By the con artist's side, was his large dimwitted lovable oaf of a friend named Ed. Who was also running down the street in his usual running position with his arms hanging back behind his head along with a dumb smile and lazy eyes that were staring in opposite outward directions. As Eddy was in his usual hands stretched out in front of him like he's always after something.
It has already been five years since the events of the Ed's running away from the cul-de-sac, from the angry neighborhood kids they've ripped off, in their journey to find Eddy's brother. But after discovering the truth about Eddy's brother, the Ed's made up with the neighborhood kids as they actually became friends. The Ed's and neighborhood kids were now all in their late teens, the ends were all around the ages of seventeen. But after the journey, they haven't really done many scams after that since they didn't want to ruin their friendships with the neighborhood kids. They would try more innocent ventures, but it wasn't the same as the good old days. Now the Ed's would just hang out and be on their phones. But now, Eddy and Ed were told by Double D to come over to see a new machine he's forged.
Anyway, the two Ed's finally make it to Double D's house as they ran to Double D's garage door and started pummeling it with their fists, trying to get their friends attention. As the garage door opened up they saw Double D with a look of discontentment on his face, in a white lab coat staring at them like they just did something stupid.
"Why were you two pummeling my garage door when you simply could've knocked instead?" Asked Double D with a bit of a condescending tone in his voice. Eddy and Ed ignored the question as Eddy asked with excitement.
"Is it true!? Did you really create a Jawbreaker machine?!" Eddy asked as he and Ed both started to drool just by the thought of the sweet, succulent orb. They may have grown older, but none of them have ever lost their sweet tooth and love for Jawbreakers.
"Oh, yes, of course, right this way gentlemen." Double D said as he invited his friends into the garage. But before he closed it, he stuck his head out and looked left and right, to make sure nobody was around. The coast was clear as the young genius closed the garage door.
As Ed and Eddy walked in they noticed that the garage was very dark, not pitch black dark, but still, pretty dark. "Man Double D, you a troll or something? How long has it been since you've seen natural light?" Quipped Eddy.
"Much more then you have Eddy, I actually create something, while you... expel certain things while 'reading' your... 'magazines'." Quipped back Double D as Ed started to laugh a little, trying to hold it back with his hand over his mouth.
"Eh, whatever, so where's that Jawbreaker machine you were talking about? Me and Ed are craving for some Jawbreakers!" Eddy said ribbing his palms together with a sinister grin on his face.
"Well, Eddy... I might have told a little fib just to get you two here." Double D said with just a little nervousness in his voice. Eddy immediately lost interest with a little confusion mixed in there as well All the while, Ed was standing right next to him as Ed was still excited as he was moving his feet up and down, like he was dancing.
As Double D walked through the dark, he got to a large mass in the dark. Double D was standing by it as a light was turned on right above the mysterious mass and the young scientist. The mass was actually a robe that was draped over some sort of mass that resembled a circular wall.
"Gentlemen, if I may have your attention, I'm about to present to you a new scientific machine that can change the way we have viewed science since the dawn of man!" announced Double D as if he was a brilliant scientist talking to an audience of fellow scientists. But instead of an applause he just received a "Woah! Cool!" from Ed and a bored yawn from Eddy.
"... Anyway here is the device that I have been working on the past five months in my garage! Behold!" as Double D removed the cloth it revealed some sort of metallic machine that had an arching circular shape on it that looked like it could fit an entire group of people into it and had some sort of computer screen with a keyboard on the side.
"Well!?" asked Double D with excitement in his voice. Eddy just looked more frustrated now, knowing that whatever this thing was it was not a Jawbreaker machine that Double D previously fibbed about.
"Oh! Oh! Is it butter toast?" asked Ed raising his hand in the air.
"Nope!" Double D said, still excited.
"An alien spaceship?" Asked Ed.
"Actually close but no!"
"Is it a cheeseburger?" Eddy was visibly getting more angry beside Ed, after Eds last incorrect guess Eddy tied up Eds head in a cartoonish fashion into a knot.
"Quiet down numb skull! I'm trying to be angry here!" Yelled Eddy under his breath.
"Is it a bacon cheeseburger, Double D?"
"Hardly, Ed. What I have constructed here is supposed to be an extradimensional transportation machine, in understandable terms, this machine can transport us to any alternate universe or dimension we see fit. Or any other space in our own universe." Double D said grabbing a remote that was sitting on top of the machine, stepping back and pressed a button on the remote. The arching component of the machine started to crackle with blue energy, as the energy started to transform into multiple landscapes of different worlds. Such as a desert landscape, a swamp landscape with alien looking plants and creatures, a futuristic city landscape with flying ships and cars moving around, and many more other wondrous landscapes with Double D standing there with a prideful look on his face, impressed with his own work.
"What are we looking at guys?" Asked Ed glancing at Double D and Eddy.
"I'm happy you asked Ed! As you can see, these are only a few examples of other worlds and dimensions out there... with other universes and planets and-! Oh, this is just so exciting!" Said Double D with glee in his voice.
"So, you lied to me about making a Jawbreaker machine just to show me this hunk of junk? Pfff! I'd rather rip off my own fingernails." Eddy said giving a dismissive wave as he turned around and walked away. Still pevved.
"But Eddy! Just imagine how much money we'll be able to make off of this machine." said Double D.
Eddy immediately turned around and ran in front of Double D, as he pointed his finger at Double D's face, ready to tell him off.
"I SAID I-... Wait! Your right Sockhead! Imagine how many people would like to have something like this! Imagine how much money we'll be able to make! We'll be zillionares!" Exclaimed Eddy, gleefully.
"Not to mention the discovery new life forms, planets, and, universes that can make us practically legends in the scientific community!" said Double D.
"We can also visit the planet of zombies and giant monsters! And claim their planet in the name of Ed! Bringer of bacon!" said Ed with his finger in the air.
All the Eds could now see the potential of Double D's new machine, as they all had their own fantasies play out in their heads.
"Than what are we waiting for?! Let's give this sucker a spin!" Eddy exclaimed in excitement as grabbed the remote from Double D and started pressing random buttons on it, wanting to see what else this machine can do.
"NO! WAIT, EDDY-!" But before Double D could stop him, the machine started to go haywire and started to suck everything around it into the portal. Much like a black hole, but it was blue. Eddy, Double D, and Ed were all trying to hold on to something as the gravitational force of the portal started to grow stronger and stronger, sucking everything in. Until finally... Double D was the first one to slip and get caught up in the gravitational force of the portal, but Ed was fast enough as he reached out his hand and grabbed Double D's wrist stopping him from flying into the portal.
"Thank you Ed!" Said Double D as he grabbed Ed's wrist himself and pulled himself forward. But Eddy also lost his grip on a pipe in the wall he was holding onto, and started to fly into the suction as well... as he screamed out "Mommy!" But as quickly, as he was only about four feet away from the portal... Eddy grabbed Double D's foot and hung on for dear life. But even Ed with his immense strength started to slip from his hold on the floor, as all the Eds were sucked into the portal, transporting them to an unknown world.
The Emerald Forest: On Remnant
Weiss was unamused as she travelled with her team known as Team RWBY. They finally got a worthy mission to prove themselves as the best team in Beacon, but Ruby forgot the map as they walked aimlessly through the forest. Their original mission was supposed to go into the Emerald Forest and discover what might be causing the strange energy disturbances that have been sensed all over the forest. But now, they might stay a little longer then intended.
"We've been sent here to discover what caused an energy disturbance thirty minutes ago. I'm sure we'll find it and get back in no time." Said Blake still reading one of her books.
"Besides, we're still near the cliff we're Professor Ozpin launched us off of, we'll be fine." Reassured Yang.
"Heh, sorry about forgetting the map Weiss." Ruby apologized with an apologetic and nervous tone as she rubbed the back of her head.
"You dolt! I-" but before Weiss could to tell Ruby off for forgetting the map... The group heard three screams coming from the sky. As they located the source of the sound, they saw three figures about two miles away falling from the sky and hitting the ground with a loud thud. Ruby was the first one to speak up
"We should see who or what fell from the sky! Let's go Team RWBY!" Said Ruby as all four of the girls headed in the direction where the figures landed. Ruby silently being thankful that she didn't have to endure Weiss chewing her out again.
With the Eds: Two Minutes Ago
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Was all the Eds could do while flying downward about to crash into an alien forest, as they are also falling a hundred miles per hour. Except Ed who was laughing.
"FASTER PUSSYCAT FASTER!" Yelled Ed as he and his friends were falling.
As the Eds finally hit the forest, they were breaking apart trees and branches as they were falling until they finally hit the ground with each one of their heads submerged in the ground.
"I think I hit a root!" Commented Ed as he cosmetically submerged his other two hands into the ground as he pulled out his two friends. Letting go of them as the two other Ed's fell on their faces. Ed fell on his back, exhausted from the rough landing as the three friends were piled on top of each other.
"Way to go, Sockhead!" Yelled Eddy, getting up from the pile and dusting himself off.
"My fault?! I recall it was you who snached the remote control from me and started pressing the buttons like mad! Having no idea how to work my machine!" Yelled Double D getting up himself as he dusted himself off as well.
"Well, I didn't see you stop me!" Argued back Eddy. But before Double D could respond, all three of them heard a cute female voice nearby.
"I think they landed over here!" Said Ruby as her and her teammates all had their weapons drawn and were ready to take on whatever potential threat fell from the sky. As the girls located the arguing voices through a bush, they all prepared themselves as they pulled back the bush seeing all three boys. All around about the same ages as the girls, all about average builds, one had black spiky hair with three notable collections of hairs that formed spikes on top of his head, one had short red hair, and the last one had a black cap on his head.
The two groups could only stare at each other for a while, until Ruby decided to be the one to speak up first "Umm... Hi there."