Now this is my first upload and im doing a thing where i rewrite all of the spongebob episodes I find could be better

Now this episode Good neighbors, i don't hate it. It just felt kind of like it was a first draft and it was rushed. Besides that this episode is just fine, I just think it could be better.

Now enjoy my rewrite of Good Neighbors!

It was a beautiful sunday morning as the sun rose and shows Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward were sleeping. Spongebob's alarm clock then went off and squidward woke up.

squidward:"Grrrrr, Spongebob."

Squidward then hears a knock on the door. He goes down and opens the door and spongebob is there.

spongebob:"Good morning squidward.

"squidward:"May I ask what you are doing."

spongebob:"Just making sure you aren't late for work."

squidward:"Gee thanks spongebob."

spongebob:"No problem, what are good neighbors for."

squidward:"You just forgot one tiny things."

spongebob:"Whats that."

squidward:"IT'S SUNDAY."

squidward yells and it blows spongebob across the street.

spongebob:"It's sunday?"

squidward:"YES, AND AND A GOOD NEIGHBOR NEVER BOTHERS ME ON SUNDAY."

spongebob then looks around and sees squidwards newspaper.

spongebob:"No wonder squidward is so grumpy, he forgot his sunday paper."

Spongebob grabs the rubber band of the newspaper and pulls it and it tears off the paper. Spongebob then picks up the paper.

spongebob:"Oh god this is heavy."

It all falls onto the ground and spongebob forms it into a ball and carries it. He then runs into patrick.

spongebob:"sorry."

patrick:"Hey, watch where your going. AHHH NEWSPAPER MONSTER."

Spongebob throws the paper into the air.

spongebob:"AHHH NEWSPAPER MONSTER."

spongebob and Patrick:"AHHHHHHHH."

Squidward peaks his head out of his window.

squidward:"Will you quiet down."

spongebob:"Sorry squidward."

squidward:"IS THAT MY NEWSPAPER."

spongebob:"Sorry squidward, I was trying to bring it in for you."

squidward:"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY STUFF AGAIN."

he goes back into his house.

spongebob:"*sigh*."

patrick:"Are you okay spongebob."

spongebob:"Yeah, it's just that I want to do something to give squidward the greatest sunday ever."

Patrick:"Don't worry im sure you'll think of something."

A lightbulb appears above spongebob's head. Then the episode takes us to squidward in his house watching t.v.

squidward:"ahh, nothing like some sunday television."

he then hears music coming from outside his house. he walks outside to see spongebob and patrick with red fezzies and playing the bongo drums.

squidward:"What are you nincompoops doing."

patrick:"Were playing a song for you."

spongebob:"As a part of electing you as president."

squidward:"Me, president of bikini bottem. I knew people would come to their senses."

patrick:"Not president of bikini bottom."

spongebob:"The president of the secret royale order of the good neighbor lodge."

squidward:"Grrr, Is this some stupid club you guys made up."

spongebob:"squidward, our duty is to do anything we can to give you the best sunday ever."

squidward:"Okay ummm, I want you to paint all of the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer."

spongebob:"How do you want us to paint the trees president squidward."

squidward:"Grrr, red polkadots."

spongebob and patrick:"Wow, polkadots."

spongebob:"We will get right on it."

the two of them ran off as squidward walked back into his house."

squidward:"That should keep them foran hour or two."

spongebob:"Okay patrick you know what to do."

Patrick unscrews spongebobs fezzie and pours in redpaint.

spongebob:"Give me a shake."

patrick shakes spongebob, spongebob's eyes spin and stop.

spongebob:"Okay, im ready."Spongebob has his arm out and patrick pulls it down and red paint spews out of his pours, painting the trees in the process.

squidward:"Oh no it's already noon, i'll be darned if i let waste another minute of my sunday."

Then squidward hears the two outside his window.

spongebob and patrick:"Good neighbors are we, falalalalala."

squidward:"What's with all that noise."

Squidward startles them while they were in the middle of painting and they accidently spray his face.

squidward:"AHHH MY EYES."

Squidward then runs out of his house.

spongebob:"Oh no squidward."

Squidward falls to the ground and the next scene is in the hospital.

spongebob:"Will he be alright doctor."

doctor:"Yes but i need to check to make sure the paint didn't make his way into his body."

squidward:"b-but doctor i cant."

doctor:"He will be good in about an hour."

spongebob:"Im really sorry squidward, we will see you in an hour."

The next scene is squidward walking up to his house.

squidward:"If I see those two again i'll."

He opens the door to see spongebob and patrick with a welcome home banner.

spongebob and patrick:"Suprise."

Squidward then gets so mad that veins are visible on his face.

squidward:"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

spongebob:"But we were just trying to."

Squidward slams the door on them. Spongebob gets a depressed look on his face.

spongebob:"Hey patrick, do you think maybe we are not good neighbors."

Squidwards head breaks through his door.

squidward:"NO YOU AREN'T, YOUR TERRIBLE NEIGHBORS, YOU DON'T DESRVE TO WEAR THOSE FEZZIES."

He grabs their fezzies and stomps on them.Spongebob then starts to sob, patrick walks him away.

squidward:"I only have a couple hours until this sunday is over. whats this."

squidward sees his newspapers on the ground with a card "Heres your newspapers, love spongebob". Squidward then kicks his newspapers and one paper lands in his hands.

squidward:"Keep out intruders for good, HAHAHAHAHA."

Squidward then laughs an evil, the scene then switches to squidward in front of his yard with two sleeping guard worms

squidward:"With these, those idiots will never get near me."

Spongebob and patrick then start walking towards squidward.

squidward:"Haha, here they come."

Spongebob walks up with a cake and he is still lightly sobbing.

spongebob:"Here you go squidward, im really really sorry."

Squidward reads the cake.

squidward:"Sorry for bugging you so much. GRRR."

squidward snaps, nothing happens so he snaps again.

squidward:"WHAT ARE YOU STUPID WORMS DOING."

He wakes the worms and they attack squidward, spongebob gets starteld and drops his cakes on one if the worms. The gets angry and they chase spongebob and patrick into town.

squidward:"I only have an hour until this sunday is over, and those idiots took my expensive worms, but it worked, haha. I can't believe it worked."

Squidward takes out his lawn chair and relaxes on it. But the worms chases spongebob and patrick into town. The worms stop chasing them and riek havoc on bikini bottom.

Spongebob:"How do we stop the worms."

Patrick:"I don't know."

Spongebob:"I have an idea."

Then next shot shows patrick in a snail costume.

patrick:"*whimper* I don't know about this."

The worms looked at him and chased him.

patrick:"AHHHHHHHH."

Patrick runs away from the worms and spongebob tries to catch up to them. But they were leading them right to squidward.

squidward:"This is sooo relaxing."

patrick:"Squidward look out."

Patrick jumps out of the way and the worms push squidward into his house and tear him to shreds, but luckly squidward locks the worms into another room.

spongebob:"Um, we are really sorry squidward."

squidward:"Just get out."

patrick:"but we..."

squidward:"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

Squidward sees almost the entire city outside his house.

fish:"Are you the owner of those worms."

squidward:"Yes, yes i am."

fish:"Then on behalf of the bikini bottom citizens, you are required by law to do community service, every sunday for the rest of your life."

spongebob steps in.

spongebob:"Now wait a second, its not squidwards fault. They are my worms, squidward was only pet sitting them for me while i was out."

Fish:"Well if what you say is true then, I suppose they were just rampant worms that didn't trust thier petsitter. You are all off the hook. OKAY EVERYBODY LET"S GO."

Everybody leaves.

squidward:"I can't believe it, you did that for me."

spongebob:"Well what are good neighbors for."

Spongebob laughs as the episode ends.The End