Padme:
I have never been so furious!
Not in my whole life!
Anakin has truly crossed a line this time
Dorme:
Oh dear
What has he done?
Padme:
He's just
He's exasperating!
There are no words, NONE, which describe the immaturity
Dorme:
wow big words to the end, huh?
even when you're mad
interesting
Padme:
Exasperating and immaturity?
Those aren't big words…
Never mind
I'm furious.
Dorme:
sorry P, but you know I'm useless at boytroubles
watch a friends rerun or something
or gossip girl
whatever makes you feel better
Padme:
Alright.
Anakin:
Rush… Rush!
His name is Rush
You know how many times ive heard the name rush the past week?!
i don't
lost count after 10!
Rush… It's a stupid name
Obi-wan:
Anakin I'm trying to read the new James Patterson novel this evening
Never mind
I'll admit that the name is somewhat peculiar
But, in truth, who are we to talk?
Anakin:
at least my name is a REAL name!
his is just about going fast for fuck sake
are you home im coming over
Obi-wan:
Unsent: Goodbye relaxing evening…
Obi-wan:
This is it. I officially relinquish everything to do with this situation
I have had enough.
Anakin ranted about some poor Rush Clovis fellow last night for almost an hour.
I'm almost afraid for his sanity.
Sabe:
Oh no…
That bad?
Obi-wan:
I'm too old for all this nonsense
Unsent: I just wanted to read in peace
Sabe:
It's worse than we thought
Dorme:
?
Sabe:
Ani's ranting broke Obi-wan
We have to do something
Dorme:
HA HA! Man, i wish i saw that
Sabe:
We have to do something
Dorme:
you said no meddling
Sabe:
That was before Obi-wan's breakdown
It's time
Dorme:
i'll get the arrows
Sabe:
LOL!
Obi-wan:
I thought that I made myself perfectly clear that I want no further part of these antics
Dorme:
c'mon
you know you want this to happen
besides the happier they are
the more time for bookclub
Obi-wan:
I'm not in any book club!
Dorme:
So you and Bail don't hangout and talk books?
Obi-wan:
It's not a club.
Dorme:
right…
Padme:
Anakin Skywalker did you take my charger out of my purse?
Anakin:
…
uh
no?
Padme:
You did! I cannot believe you! My phone already died today because I didn't have it!
Anakin:
i needed it!
how are you sending these texts then?
Padme:
Well, I have a spare of course.
But that isn't the point.
Anakin:
then what's the big deal?
I'll give it back tomorrow
Padme:
It's mine!
You can't just
You know what?
Anakin:
?
Padme:
You know what?
Anakin:
what?
Padme:
Keep it!
If I ever need one in school, I'll just borrow Rush's (: Goodnight.
Anakin:
Unsent: Wait, no
Unsent: fuck don't
Anakin:
She's using his charger now!
Obi-wan:
Anakin, I'm starting to believe you have a sense for when I sit down to read.
Anakin:
the book can wait
she's borrowing his fucking charger!
HIS
Obi-wan:
Are we playing the pronoun game now? His her, who?
Anakin:
Padme
that idiot clovis let her use his in econ today
we were in the computer lab
Obi-wan:
The tragedy is worse than the Greek's.
While I have you, tell your mother I appreciate the vase. It was very thoughtful.
Anakin:
Who cares about a damn vase!?
I'll tell her…
Obi-wan:
Thank you.
Now, as for the charger… It really isn't a big deal now, is it?
Anakin:
She says you're welcome
And I hate you
Obi-wan:
Unsent: Just tell the girl you like her
Unsent: I just want to read
Obi-wan:
Are you still doing this?
Sabe:
Absolutely
Obi-wan:
Well, alright then. Do make it quick please
There's only so much of Anakin's complaining one can take.
Sabe:
Don't worry, it's coming…
Padme:
Have you spoken to Anakin today?
He seemed a little…
Different.
Dorme:
i did
he seemed fine to me
Padme:
I don't know, it was strange
Dorme:
Unsent: strange as in he actually managed to string a sentence together around you?
Unsent: because that would be odd
Im sure he's fine P
Dorme:
girl its time
Sabe:
You tthink so?
Think*
Dorme:
i do
project anidala is a go
Sabe:
Dorme, wtf is anidala?
Dorme:
a couple name
you smush the names together
i read it in a magazine alright?
Sabe:
…
Sabe:
Obi-wan, I know Anakin has feelings for her, I do…
But I'm just not sure it would ever work out between them
Padme:
Sabe?
Unsent: What?
Unsent: Anakin has feelings for
What are you talking about?
Sabe:
Oh dear
Shiiiit
Sorry P wrong person!
#Yikes!
#ForgetAllAboutThis
Padme:
What's going on?
Sabe!
?
Padme:
Obi-wan, I like to think that we're good friends
Obi-wan:
A random thought for 10pm.
Yes, I like to think so too.
Padme:
Well then
There is something I want to ask you
Unsent: About Anakin
Unsent: Anakin has feelings for someone and I wondered if
Unsent: Does he
Obi-wan:
Padme? You had a question?
Padme:
It doesn't matter. Never mind. Have a nice night.
Obi-wan:
Congratulations, this plot of yours seems to be working
Sabe:
Thank you! Did you expect anything else?
Obi-wan:
I don't know what to expect from any of you anymore.
Sabe:
Ha! We keep you young
Sabe:
So…
Girl talk
Anyone special caught your eye recently?
For science.
Padme:
Why would you want to know that?
And for the record,
No, I am perfectly happy as I am
Unsent: what was that message the other day?
Unsent: Anakin likes someone? He would have told me…
Sabe:
Uhhuh.
Cool.
Padme:
I have feelings for someone but I don't know what to do
Any advice would be greatly valued right now
Rush:
Embrace them. It's only natural.
Padme:
You really think so?
Rush:
Of course, Padme. I can assure you, the feelings are more than mutual
Padme:
Anakin has feelings for me? Really?
I knew he had a crush on way back in middle school
But now?
This is so silly, I'm sorry to bother you with all of this
Rush:
Unsent: Skywalker?!
Unsent: You like him?
Unsent: Why? I've been so obvious
Unsent: We're much better than
You're never a bother.
Padme:
How would you feel about a movie night at my place?
I just got Zootopia on DVD and no one will watch it with me
I'll provide the snacks
Unsent: And I really want to see you
Anakin:
Unsent: jesus christ youre so damn cute
Unsent: let me kiss you
Unsent: date me?
Sounds great
are you going to cry at this one too?
Unsent: i am so goddamn in love with you
Padme:
Inside Out is a very emotional movie!
You were choked up
I know you were!
Anakin:
liar.
Unsent: it was pretty sad
Unsent: made me remember our imaginary cat from back in the day
Unsent: we should get a real cat
men don't cry at cartoons
Padme:
Don't worry Ani, I won't tell anyone ;)
Your pride is safe with me
Anakin:
Unsent: dont wink at me
Unsent: actually do its hot
Unsent: youre hot
Unsent: gorgeous actually
Unsent: im so in love with you
what time do you want me over?
Padme:
Six?
Unsent: My parents and Sola are going to be out…
Unsent: We can talk about
Is that good for you?
Anakin:
Perfect.
Padme:
Before that though,
I'm sorry about our disagreement a few days ago
Rush and I are just friends
No more
Anakin:
Unsent: fuck im sorry too
Unsent: just friends?
Unsent: YES!
Unsent: Fuck Rush Clovis
Unsent: wait no
right
cool
that's cool
Padme:
I know that I can talk about him a lot and that's annoying
But he's my friend and we have a lot in common
And it's nice not to be groaned at everytime I speak about politics
He is a very good person and he is my friend
That's all
Anakin:
noted
Unsent: god please let me kiss you
see you tonight
Padme:
(:
Dorme:
congratulations
you did it
the meddling worked
Sabe:
No! Seriously?
Dorme:
P called me
They kissed
Sabe:
Call me Cupid! :D
Anakin:
Unsent: i can still taste your lipgloss
Unsent: let me come over i need to kiss you again
who would have thought… Skywalker and Amidala
dating
Unsent: I havent stopped smiling since last night
Unsent: youre so amazing
Padme:
Indeed.
But you haven't officially taken me out on a date yet
A girl expects proper treatment Ani
Anakin:
i will
Unsent: ill take you to the moon if you want
Unsent: anything you want
Saturday sound good?
Padme:
Unsent: This is really happening
Unsent: You're my boyfriend now…
Unsent: Is it wrong that I can't stop thinking about you?
I can't wait! (:
Dorme:
Well, Sabe did it
You're a free man now
No more Skywalker whining
Obi-wan:
Well thank the Lord
I think I should celebrate
Dorme:
You're going to read your book aren't you?
Obi-wan:
There is nothing wrong with that.
Dorme:
Nothing at all
Enjoy…
Obi-wan:
I will.
Anakin:
I need to borrow some money to take Padme out
Obi-wan:
Unsent: IN THE NAME OF
Unsent: how does one go about blocking a number?
How much?