Before you read, I should tell you a spoiler alert. This is a look at one of Naruto's new abilities that he won't get until the Quest of Athena.
I have warned you, so please enjoy this lengthy chapter.
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"Hahaha HA HA HA" laughed Naruto, "Man, it's been a while since he let me out, and it appeared just when the party is starting."
"You think just because you activated your Life-fibers that you're going to win," said Ragyo
"You think I'm using Life-fibers. Hahaha, hate to burst your bubble, but this is all-natural." said Naruto as he tore through REVOCs, "I was starting to get bored with all this waiting, but you just keep making things interesting."
Back on the Naked Sun, the Four Devas and the other members of Nudist Beach watched on as Naruto fought against the every increasing REVOCs and the matriarch of the Kiryuinn Empire. Many, especially the Student Council members, were surprised by Naruto's sudden laughter and transformation.
"What is happening up there?" asked Aikuro as he watched on
"That's Naruto's second personality," answered Satsuki
"Second personality? Are you telling me he's mental!" said Ryuko
"I can assure you he doesn't have a mental disease. His mental state is complicated; you could say his condition runs in the family." said Satsuki, "I've only seen it once, and it is as terrifying as it sounds."
"What do you mean it means it runs in the family!" yelled Ryuko
"Apparently, his family is split between two different cultures. These cultures viewed the gods differently and even gave them different names. Something like this happened to Naruto, but instead of being separated by different cultures, he's separated by beings. He was born with both tainted and divine blood. His tainted blood didn't manifest until he was seventeen and was momentarily brainwashed by it until he came to his senses. From what he told me, it took several years for him to control this other side, and he only lets it out during battle." said Satsuki.
"So, you're saying we now have a ticking time bomb on our hands," said Ryuko
"No," said Satsuki, "he is still sane, just more bloodthirsty."
"So, should we continue our way to the academy," said Aikuro
"Yes," said Satsuki, "Naruto has everything under control, and we have nothing to worry about."
"Hopefully you're not putting all your eggs in one basket," commented Tsumugu
"I'm not," said Satsuki
(Ragyo POV)
Today was suppose to go off smoothly, take the Primordial Life-fiber to the launch site and launch the seeds to spread Life fibers to the universe, but this blonde-haired PIG decided to be a hero and stop her plan from succeeding. He even had the gull to proclaim himself a god! There is only one god, and that was the Primordial Life fibers.
(Ragyo POV end)
"Are you done yet, or are we going to continue this sham?" said Naruto as he stood among the shreds of Life-fibers, "I'm starting to get bored."
While Naruto and Ragyo were fighting Nuibari, Naruto's sword, continued to transmit divine energy into the giant gourd, damaging the life fibers and the REVOCs that tried to remove it. The parasitic alien didn't know what to do as this was the first time it encountered this type of energy. The longer it stayed in, the more colonies died from overexposure. In an attempt to remedy the situation, it commanded the REVOCs to take it out only for suits to shred when they got within five feet of the sword.
"You might as well surrender and end this little farce of yours." said Naruto, "you're just wasting your time."
"Insolent PIG, how dare you get in the way of Celestial Seedpod!" yelled Ragyo, "You should be thankful to be sacrificed to spread the glory of Life Fibers."
"Your crazy, but I can assure you this plan of yours isn't going to work," said Naruto in a calm tone, "your weakness is obvious, and we gut capitalized on it."
"What weakness?! I am perfect because of the Life-fibers! I am undefeatable and the Harold to the almighty Life Fibers! The Life Fibers will spread and engulf the universe!" yelled Ragyo only to pause afterward as a thin cut appeared across her cheek. Confident that the wound would heal, she paid it no mind until the blood started to trail down her neck. "W-what?"
"Your human. You were always human, and that cut proves it," said Naruto as he lowered his arm.
"W-what did you do? What did you do?!" yelled an angry and shaken Ragyo.
"I can sever the bonds of anything, like scissors going through a sheet of cloth. All I did was momentarily cut the bond between you and your Life Fibers. That meaning I can take away that pesky immortality of yours." said Naruto smirking at the end, "That also meaning I can kill you at any time."
"Then why don't you? You obviously have the perfect opportunity to do so," said Ragyo
"Because I'm not the one to kill you," answered Naruto, "I may be a god, but even I have rules I have to follow."
"I know it! You aren't a god!" yelled Ragyo, "A god is free to do whatever they want!"
'You know little of the divine world.' thought Naruto "Do you have any other tricks, or are you going to continue to throw a temper tantrum?"
"Temper tantrum! I'm throwing a temper tantrum! I'm trying to fulfill humanity's purpose to the life-Fibers! We are meant to be food and spread their influence to the universe!" shouted Ragyo as she conjured two needle-like swords from the Primordial Life-Fiber and charged to at Naruto.
What she hoped for was her swords slice through Naruto, or the blonde pig, so Ragyo could continue her plan for the Celestial Seed, but what she didn't expect was for Naruto to catch her swords and break them with his bare hands.
"Was that it? That was your plan to defeat, rushing at me with your 'invincible' life-Fiber swords and slice me down the middle." said a bored Naruto
"I-impossible," whispered a shocked Ragyo.
"No, it not." said Naruto kicking Ragyo in the chin and launching her away from him, "everything breaks, you just have to look for the right spot. If you're done playing around, then I'll just take my turn."
Right before Ragyo's eyes, Naruto disappeared and reappeared with his fist hitting her cheek following with a kick to her back. While she was airborne, Naruto jumped and punched her in the stomach and sending her back to the gourd. Naruto did hit her with a series of punches and kicks, leaving no room for Ragyo to defend.
"Well, I got that out of my system I think I'll take my leave and let your daughters take care of you." said Naruto as he returned to his more human appearance and grab his sword, "By the way, I've had better."
"So, you're just going to run away with your tail between legs." said Ragyo as she struggles to get back up, "leaving others to clean up your mess."
"I know you're trying to antagonize me into attacking you. It's not going to work." said Naruto as he peeked over his shoulder, "one of my relatives is all about war and bloodshed, so I'm practically immune to anger or war-like aura. Also, you may want to leave as a giant blade hurdling towards you."
The Naked Dagger, the Nudist Beach's, managed to piece through the Primordial Life-Fiber, damaging its core, and launch themselves into Honnoji Academy.
"Welcome to Honnoji Academy, you Naked Beach poop heads." said Nui over the sound system, "You're just in time for the ultimate fashion show! I present the ultimate Goku uniform, Shinra-Kōketsu.
The central tower opened up, revealing a large wedding kimono with red accents.
"Could be better," commented Naruto on the deck of the Naked Sun.
"I heard that!" shouted Nui
"You were meant too!" shouted Naruto back.
"Good work Iori, I see you managed to restore everyone's Goku uniforms." Said Satsuki as she looked over the crowd of students.
"I didn't restore them, I improved them," replied Iori
"Good, then we will have no problem overtaking my mother," said Satsuki
"But before that, how about some tea," said Mitsuzo carrying a tray of tea with him.
"That sound rather nice, I'll stand watch as you guys enjoy yourself," said Naruto
The crew of the Naked Sun enjoyed tea and Mako's mother's questionable croquettes for a got hours before finishing up and reading themselves for the battle ahead.
The war began, and the Four Deva's presented their new uniforms. Gamagori now wore white bandages around his upper-arms, forearms, and knuckles. His bottom was clothed in boxing shorts with heavy black boots. This new uniform gave him the durability that could withstand the constant barrage of COVERs and brainwashed students. Inumuta now wore a face mask with a sleeveless haori with a tech pattern on it, underneath it was a navy-blue ninja outfit with a black undershirt. In his hands were twin wakizashi with black lacquered handles with green lined running them. He was able to tear through the COVERs with is enhanced speed and precision. Nonon wore a skin-tight leotard with small, double-sided scythe bladed attracted to her forearms; her hair was now braided with various armor pieces sitting on her body(1). The last of the Devas, Sanageyama, was now wearing a monk's robe with his right side being bare. His pants were tucked into a pair of shin protectors with tabi socks and buck weed sandals. Gone was his broken, replacing it was a katana with a glowing green blade. His blindfold was cut earlier in the war revealed his eyes were unsealed, allowing him to use his ocular ability. The four council members were managing to kill the COVERs, but the main problem was their numbers, for every one they cut down another three would take its place.
Naruto was occupied with fighting Nui and her new life-Fiber arms. The minor blonde god noticed that Nui was now fighting with the ferocity of an angry lion but noticed her power hasn't changed in the slightest, so Naruto didn't have a problem enduring her onslaught.
"So, it seems Ragyo decided to replace those arms of yours, but it seems to have caused your work to suffer. I can see at least see a dozen mistakes from here," said Naruto as he blocked Nui's hits
"Shut up, you pompous, jealous, wanna-be!" shouted Nui was she attacked Naruto, "you just can't handle the fact that I am the Grand Couturier of Revoc while you are just a lowly tailor for commoners!"
"Ha ha ha, you know very little about me, you amateur posing as a professional." said Naruto as she sliced Nui away, "I have survived various battles and hardships to get where I am today. I have ascended to where the gods are while you, on the other hand, are just a monstrous hybrid that shouldn't exist; if anything, you were just a means to an end."
"Shut up! You are continually going on about that 'godly' status, but all of you've shown is how you use your life-Fibers! If anything, you are just a failed experiment that Mistress Ragyo cast away and is now on a useless journey for revenge!" said Nui.
"There is just no use getting through to you, so instead, I let the Three of the Four Devas deal you while I take care of Ragyo and her plans." Said Naruto as he turned away and began to walk towards Ragyo.
"No, you don't!" shouted Nui as she tried to pierce Naruto's back only to be blocked by Sanageyama and Inumuta.
"Not so fast," said Sanageyama as he pointed his sword at Nui, "we have some unfinished business to attend to."
"Indeed, you did take over the school and let it fall apart." said Inumuta pushing his glasses up, "you do have a lot to explain."
"Die you swine!" shouted Nui as she attacked the two swordsmen only to be blasted away by a sound wave.
"Did you forget about me, you!" Shouted Nonon from the sky
Nonon's Goku uniform gave her the ability to manipulate sound and sound waves. She can use these sound waves as a wide-spread attack or more precise sound blades. She can also use it to levitate and enhance her speed with sound waves.
"So, tell me, what's going on with the lipstick rocket?" asked Naruto as he joined Aikuro and Tsumugu in the courtyard.
"A Life-Fiber jammer is guarding that thing," answered Tsumugu, "we can't break through!"
"(Exhale) Get ready to storm the thing; I already had something planned if something like this happened."
"What!" said Tsumugu, "and when were you going to tell us this?!"
"When you needed to know," said Naruto, "with Ragyo's influence practically everywhere, you never know if she's listening or not."
"Fine, what's the plan?" asked Tsumugu, looking at the rocket.
"Gamagori, all we need is for Gamagori to hit it and the barrier, and possible the rocket, with be destroyed," said Naruto with Gamagori
"How we've hit the thing with everything we've got and didn't make a dent!" shouted Tsumugu
"Yes, how?" asked Gamagori
"Just put all you will power in your fist," said Naruto cryptically, "the suit will do the rest."
"Alright," said a nervous Gamagori, not knowing what is going to happen.
The giant calmly breathed before setting up for a basic straight punch.
"For Lady Satsuki!" Yelled Gamagori as he punched
Not believing it's going to work since all of them were unable to dent the thing, then how is a single person supposed to. They were surprised when instead of Gamagori being pushed back by the jammer, the air around where Gamagori punched appeared to shatter and fall apart; they began to braced themselves when a massive quake appeared and destroyed not only the jammer but also the rocket.
"What was that?!" shouted Aikuro on his side
"That was Gamagori's Goku uniform's ability; I call it Crushing Will. The life-Fibers allowed him to generate earthquakes, or in this case, an air quakes."
"What! Life-Fibers have that ability!" Shouted Tsumugu as Gamagori looked at his fist
"Life-Fibers can be designed to do anything, you just need to know what to look for," said Naruto
"Then why can't Ragyo do this?" Asked Aikuro
"Because she's crazy. You need a clear mind to do these kinds of things." said Naruto, "That and the fact a hack does her clothing."
"You really like taking shots at her, don't you," asked Aikuro
"She tried to make me her slave, what do you think." replied Naruto in a dry tone, "Now if you excuse me, I have to help two sisters kill their mother."
The battle against Ragyo could go a bit better if it weren't for the fact, she was wearing the most potent Goku uniform in existence. No matter what Ryuko and Satsuki did, nothing got through Ragyo's defenses; it also didn't help that Ragyo kept groping herself and moaning as she fought. Things became more complicated when Nui make her appearance and joined the battle. She was momentarily distracted when a giant earthquake appeared and knocked everyone off balance.
"What the hell was that!?" shouted Ryuko
"Mistress the rocket!" yelled Nui seeing the carnage
"What!" shouted Ragyo
"You like it," said Naruto as he appeared beside Satsuki, "I figure it's a step up from your shabby workmanship."
"You," glared Ragyo, "you have been a thorn in my side for too long! I think it's time to take you out of the equation!"
Ragyo stood dramatically unfolded her wings, revealing their eye-shaped design and the ultimate ability of the Goku uniform. Every student was surprised when their Goku uniforms deactivated and wondered what was going on.
"Absolute Domination," said Ragyo, "you are now under my control, you worthless pig! Without you life-Fibers you are powerless- "
"You really talk too much," said Naruto as he punched her mid-sentence, "and as I keep telling you I. Don't. Use. Life-Fibers! I can't stretch that hard enough to you."
"Then, how? How can you be this powerful! You are just a worthless pig!" shouted Ragyo
"I told you the answer, you just refuse to accept it." said Naruto, "now are we going to fight, or are you just going to keep talking?"
"You insufferable pig. I'll murder you!" shouted Ragyo as she charged at Naruto only to be impaled Senketsu a foot away.
"You forgot about us 'mother.'" said Ryuko in her underwear
"But how?" Said Ragyo, "Senketsu should be useless."
"Senketsu is more than a collection of Life-Fibers," said Ryuko, "He is my partner and apart of me!"
"Die in agony," said Senketsu as spiked appears and began to spin, drilling into Ragyo
Senketsu retreated after a full minute of damaging Ragyo, and she appeared to have died, the giant hole where her heart shout be should prove this, but Naruto sensed otherwise.
'Somethings not right.' thought Naruto and Ragyo began to laugh proved it.
"Ha, hahaha! Nui it's time to prove your worth!" shouted Ragyo
"Yes ma'am, answered Nui before she decapitated herself.
To onlookers, this was strange, but fear returned when the Primordial Life-Fiber, which should be dead, began to rise and race towards Nui's corpse. The situation became worse when the gathered life-Fibers came together and formed the head of Nui, followed by said life-Fibers heading towards Ragyo and wrapping her in a cocoon. The cocoon unraveled to reveal Ragyo on top of a rocket; her moans of pleasure were not helping either.
'Of course, she has a plan B,' thought Naruto as he looked on.
The life-Fiber rocket began to take-off while everyone was stunned by this development.
"What is she doing?!" Shouted Ryuko
"She's heading to the REVOCs communication satellite," said Naruto, "she's planning to broadcast her Absolute Submission across the globe activating the dormant life-Fiber in people's clothing. At this point, the only way to stop her is for someone to go after Raygo and fight in space. That means everyone will have to give up their life-Fibers to that person."
"If that is our only options then I'll-" said Satsuki
"I'll go." Interjected Ryuko, "I'll fight Ragyo and end this war."
"You sure?" asked Naruto
"Yes," answered Ryuko as she began to collect life-Fibers.
The process of collecting the life-Fibers was painless but did leave Naruto in a weird position, being the only one clothed in a crowd of nude people. Ryuko was now garbed in gold with Senketsu's closed eye now open; the skirt was gone replaced by a gold bikini. Senketsu's eyes acted as wings while his mouth functioned as a tail, stabilizing her in flight.
"Go get her, Ryuko." Said Naruto as he watched Ryuko rocket into space
"You do realize she has a crush on you, right?" asked Satsuki as she hung off Naruto's shoulders.
"I'm aware," replied Naruto, "she may also want to marry me if things go right."
"So, I might have to share you with Ryuko," said Nonon
"Possible." said Naruto, "But for now we have to cloth these people, for winter is coming."
Honestly, Ryuko was a bit nervous; it's was now all up to her. Once Ragyo was in her sights, Ragyo was distraught when she wat that Ragyo activated the first part of her plan, but at the same time relieved that the second part wasn't activated. Wanting to end this quickly, Ryuko aligned her two blades to create their form, the Rending Scissors. Expecting to cut into Ragyo's Goku uniform Ryuko was met with surprise when the scissors couldn't do anything to Ragyo.
"Surprised, the Rendering Scissors are hardened Life-fibers." said a confident Ragyo, "Against my Absolute Submission, they are powerless. Still, you need to be punished for trying to damage the grand cloth."
The eye-like wings on Ragyo's back morphed in spears and were launched at Ryuko. Ryuko boobed and weaved between the spears as Ragyo was also attacking her.
"Why don't you give up and accept the fundamental principle of the universe; look at this blue ball, the shining sun, the twinkling stars. This is the Cosmos, and one day with will all cease to exist. Creation and destruction, these are the forces that existed ever since existence, and life-fibers are a part of this existence!"
"When will you stop monologuing!?" replied Ryuko
"How can my own daughter be this dense!?" said Ragyo
"It wasn't like you raised me!" yelled Ryuko
"Oh yes, that was a mistake!" yelled Ragyo as she speared Ryuko through the abdomen.
"It's going to take a lot more than that to kill me!" said Ryuko as she healed
"I must be subconsciously pulling my punches." said Ragyo, "It seems like I still have a bit of my humanity left. I will need to remedy that."
Sacrificing what was left of her humanity, she underwent another transformation, giving her a pair of horns, and the Goku uniform became more formfitting. Her wings multiplied and began to bombard Ryuko with spears. Unknown to the two was a small vial interlaced in Senketsu, breaking after a few hits spilling its gold contents into the life-fibers. Back on Earth, Naruto could stop a sizeable glowing star in the sky.
"I see the vial finally broke," said Naruto
"What vial?" asked Satsuki
"The vial that could guarantee our victory," replied Naruto cryptically
'Hopefully, she'll win as the blood is only good for one minute.' thought Naruto.
Back in space, Ryuko and Ragyo were forced apart by a gold energy wave, also revealing Ryuko's new battle dress. She now wore a white tunic with a skirt that reaches her hid thigh, gold gladiator sandals that come up to her knees, gold bracelets, and finally, her hair lengthened and was done in a braid. Senketsu was repositioned as a wreath crown with his eyes as leaves.
'What the?!' thought Ryuko as she saw her new outfit, 'what happened?'
'I don't know!? This is new to me.' replied Senketsu, 'This might be Naruto's doing.'
"You think a wardrobe change will change anything? You will still be food for the Celestial Seed!" said Ragyo
"Shut up, you pathetic windbag!" said Ruyko as she slugged Ragyo across the cheek
Surprised by her newfound strength and speed, she decided to press her advantage and continued to pummel her mother. Her advantage ended when Ragyo managed to spear Ryuko through the stomach, but Ragyo didn't expect for Ryuko to smile through the pain.
"Thank you, mother," said Ryuko grabbing the spear through her stomach
"What!? What are you going?!" yelled Ragyo
"Don't you know the closer I come to death, the stronger I bounce back! I knew you would go for an opening, so I opened one deliberately," said Ryuko as she began to absorb Ragyo's life-fibers.
"I am immune to life-fibers, so this tactic of yours is worthless!" yelled Ragyo
"Maybe if I wasn't also absorbing your Absolute Submission!" said Ryuko
"What!" yelled Ragyo but was too late as Ryuko absorbed the last of her life-fibers, leaving Ragyo bare.
"So, what will you do now? you are now powerless and have nothing to fall back on," said Ryuko as she stared at her mother
"Ha, haha," laughed Ragyo, "well played, but this is not the end."
Ragyo plunged her hand into her heart and removed her heart.
"There are still life-fibers in the cosmos, and more are sure to come," said Ragyo as she squeezed her heart.
"When they do will be ready and repel them," replied Ryuko
Ragyo squished her heart and dispersed into life-fibers and scattered into space.
"Ryuko, we're running out of time." said Senketsu, "we need to take care of the life-fibers."
"Right," said Ryuko as she went to the REVOC satellite and deactivated the life-fibers across the world.
Things went downhill from there as Naruto's blood ran out, and Senketsu was starting to become unraveled. Wanting to protect Ryuko, Senketsu pulled her and began their descent back to Earth. Senketsu got off of Ryuko and shielded her from the flames; he also did it to have a final discussion with his partner.
"Ryuko, this is probably going to be the last time we'll ever talk, so listen," said Senketsu as his stitching came undone, "I just wanted to say good-bye, I won't be with you when you land."
"What!" yelled Ryuko, "you can't!"
The last of Senketsu fibers disintegrated, leaving Ryuko falling at one-hundred-fifty miles per hour towards the Earth, but she seems to hit a net slowing her descent to a safe velocity. When she was two feet away from the ground, did the net finally break, with her landing with a thump.
"Good job Ryuko," said Naruto as he picked her up, "let's get you dressed and something to eat."
Ryuko's recovering wasn't as long as they predicted as her life-fibers took the brunt of the force. A lot of the surviving student body congratulated her on a job well done and told her how proud they were. Ryuko was in for a surprise when she found that Mako and Gamagori decided to date each other, which went spectacularly. Ryuko was out of the hospital and decided to do the one thing she's been wanting to do for a while, ask Naruto out on a date. Naruto was easier to find then Ryuko thought, he was in the park feeding the geese.
"Hey, Ryuko," said Naruto once he spotted Ryuko, "looking for somewhere to think?"
"I'm here to talk to you," said Ryuko as she sat down
"Okay," said Naruto as he turned his attention to her
"Do you want to go out sometime?" asked Ryuko.
"Sure, how does next Thursday sound?" asked Naruto
"That sounds fine," said Ryuko, "but I have to ask, how did you convince my sister and Nonon to marry for you."
"Satsuki was willing to do anything to accomplish her goals, and Nonon just tagged along for the ride," answered Naruto, "I can assure you, my family is worse, especially my grandfather and uncle. Those two are the real perverts in the family."
"How bad are we talking?" asked Ryuko
"Bad. It's got to the point where news about them getting a new girlfriend became a regular occurrence," answered Naruto.
"That's bad," said Ryuko
"Yep," said Naruto, "so I guess I'll see you next Thursday."
"Yeah, sure see you then," said Ryuko
'Man, his family is messed up.' thought Ryuko as she began to leave.
Months went by, and the two went on many more dates. Naruto gave Ryuko a present that cemented Ryuko's love for Naruto. Naruto let her to the park at night and gave her a simple box, and when she opened it, she saw a familiar eye staring back at her.
"What, but how?" asked Ryuko
"It took a bit of effort, but I managed to remake a small piece of Senketsu," said Naruto, "it's just a scarf, but I figured that would be enough."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" said Ryuko as she hugged Naruto, "you have no idea how much this means to me."
She now wore the Senketsu everywhere and thanks Naruto every time their together. Naruto proposed a few weeks later while the two were having a privet lunch, she said yes as she hugged and kissed him.
A whole year went by before the most significant moment for Naruto happened, his triple Wedding. They decided to have it at Honnoji Academy, with the top being designated as the chapel. The three brides were settled in one of the empty rooms with Naruto was doing the same in another. The female students were helping Ryuko, Nonon, and Satsuki with their make-up, hair, and dresses.
"Is this all really necessary?" asked Ryuko as a female student brushed her hair.
"Yes. This is one of the biggest moments of our lives," said Satsuki as someone helped her with make-up.
"Lady Satsuki has a point slacker," said Nonon as she was getting in her dress, "this is one of the few moments we can really get dolled up."
"Okay, but I really wish it was simpler," said Ryuko
'Relax Ryuko, everything is going to be fine.' said Senketsu in the form of a neck scarf
"Your right everything is going to be alright," said Ryuko as another girl applied make-up to her
This when on for a couple of hours before they were presentable for the public. Satsuki's gown was a strapless corset-style gown with the skirt going to her ankles, her shoes were four-inch stilettos, and her in her hair was a blue rose. Ryuko's was also strapless but was in black instead of white; her gown went to her knees with four-inch heels on her feet. To finish off the trio was Nonon wearing a heart-line dress with short sleeves reaching a little past her biceps, she had a touch of pink in her gown, and her shoes were a chunky heel with white pantyhose.
Everyone was getting ready for the ceremony, setting up the chairs, and making sure everything looked beautiful. Sanageyama was helping out with the workforce with Gamagori, while Inumuta was making sure everything was accounted for, Naruto was sitting his rooms making sure he looked nice, which didn't take long as he's been through this before. Still, he couldn't shake this feeling that something was going to go wrong.
One of the music club members was placed at the piano and started to play Wedding March. Naruto stood at the alter as Inumuta, Gamagori with Mako, and Sanageyama walked down the aisle and took their places as best men and braids maids. The music changed, Bridal chorus, when Satsuki, Nonon, and Ryuko appeared and made their way down the aisle as everyone stood. One the three made it to the altar, everyone sat down, and the priest began the ceremony. The Wedding was going smoothly. Everything went wrong until they got to the part where the priest asked if anyone was against this union.
"I!DO!" Was heard across Honnoji Academy as the walls surrounding them began to rise.
"Inumuta, what is going on!?" asked Naruto as everyone was evacuating.
"Someone must have activated the Honnoji Academy's Last Resort!" replied Inumuta
"How's activated it!?" said Naruto as a giant pair of hands appeared.
"Working on it," said Inumuta as he hacked into the school's surveillance system.
The results showed the picture of an average size African woman with her light purple hair in cornrows and a pair of orange sunglasses.
"Oh, you have to be kidding," said Naruto, "Ragyo's assistance is here."
"Yeah, and she's put for revenge," said Inumuta
In the main control rooms, Rei, once calm and rational but now anger-driven, was controlling the handle while using several students as a battery to power the mecha.
'I'll show them,' thought Rei as she continued her rampage, 'I'll show them all! I'll kill Ragyo's rebellious daughters and make mistress's dream a reality!'
Back outside, the students were successfully escorted out, allowing Naruto and the other to focus on Rei and the giant robots.
"So any ideas on how to defeat this thing?" asked Naruto.
"I'm working on overriding the controls and shutting it down from there," said Inumuta as he typed away
"We may have another problem," said Sanageyama spotting something over the horizon.
The swordsman was right as life-Fiber replicas of the Student Council appeared, but a replica of Naruto was absent. There is a good reason for this, and he even commented on it plenty of times, as Naruto never wore life-fibers. Therefore the life-Fibers never got his genetic imprint.
"Guys, you handle your doppelgängers while Ryuko and I focus on the building." said Naruto, "Kill two birds with one stone."
"(Growl) fine! You better be worth it!" yelled Nonon as she fought her double, which was in the abomination that Iro idea.
"I can assure you I am," commented Naruto
While the student council was busy with the clones, Naruto and Ryuko were going on the offensive. Naruto transmuted the ground around him into threads, successfully tying the large rock arms to the ground, while Ryuko took her Rendering Scissors and attacked the structure. It turns out Inubuta programmed an elaborate firing system in the case the giant arms were immobilized, making it harder for Ryuko to get to the control center. It took a bit longer than anticipated, but Ryuko managed to make it to Rei's location. Rei was surprised at first but smirked as she had an ace in the sleeve. Since everybody thought she was dead, Rei decided to take advantage of that, it was painful, but she managed to embed a few life-Fibers into her person crudely. This 'operation' gave her advance healing and strength, but it was unstable and could kill her at any moment. Ryuko was surprised at Rei's newfound power and was unprepared for Rei's punch. Ryuko was thrown through the window and was now plummeting in mid-air.
'Senketsu, what was that!?' shouted Ryuko, 'she wasn't strong the first time we fought.'
'She must have modified herself,' replied Senketsu, 'probably to emulate Ragyo more.'
'What can we do then!' Shouted Ryuko, 'it took every life-Fiber in the resistance to defeat Ragyo. We don't have that opinion here.'
'There is another way, but it's risky.' said Senketsu
'Somethings not right,' thought Naruto as he waited for Ryuko's return, 'she should be back by now.'
He figured that Ryuko wouldn't have a problem dealing with the late Ragyo's assistance, but after waiting for a while, and no Ryuko insight, he figured something went wrong. He didn't have to wait long as Rei jumped through the broken window and landed a few yards in front of Naruto.
"Something different about you," commented Naruto as saw Rei hunched over with red ''veins' appearing on the side of her face and arms
"Die you miserable pig!" yelled Rei as she charged at Naruto.
Raising his left arm, Naruto blocked her fist before sliding into her guard and hitting her in the chest, launching Rei into the wall.
"You integrated life-Fibers into your body," commented Naruto as he looked at Rei, "but judging on your appearance, they were done rather crudely. I'm guessing they're slowing rejecting you."
"Shut up! You know nothing of me!" shouted Rei as she rocketed towards the blonde.
"I see they're also marketing you mentally unstable." Said Naruto block and dodged Rei's attacks
The two danced until a large shadow appeared over them, they looked up and saw what looked like a pair of giant pair of scissors.
"Well, that's something you don't see every day," said Naruto, " and it looks like that marks the end of your siege."
Rei's face showed disbelief as the top tower was sliced in half, disabling the robot and destroying the Academy. Her mind went blank after that after Naruto knocked her out and carried her over his shoulder. Naruto dodged the falling rocks and debris as he was carrying the knocked out girl to safety, an enemy she may be, but she doesn't deserve to die.
All of the students, Nonon, Gamagori, Inubuta, Satsuki, Ryuko, Sanageyama, and Naruto, managed to make it the escape raft before Honnoji Academy collapsed entirely. Still, they had another problem on their hands, what do they do with Rei. Naruto managed to remove the life-fibers in the girl's body so she wouldn't explode, but they were arguing if she should go to jail or if she should be sent to an asylum. So until they got to land, the student body continued the wedding ceremony, which lasted for an hour. Now surrounded by paramedics and police officers asking them what happened and if everyone was okay, Satsuki told them what happened and the person they have apprehended. Rei was put into cuffs and escorted to a squad car, not really putting up a fight.
Four months passed, and everything started to become normal again, no more having to worry about an alien take-over or world domination be a mentally insane businesswoman. Naruto became the new fashion tycoon of the world, making enough money to last several lifetimes. Naruto came clean and introduced his first through the third wife to Ryuko, Satsuki, and Nonon, which they were a little mad at but forgave him after he explained himself and why he had three other wives in the first place. The seven now live on the destroyed ruins of the Kiryuin Empire, with Mako and Gamagori being their next-door neighbors. Honestly, Naruto couldn't be any happier with his life, but he continues to wonder what else the universe has in store for him.
Finally, it's done! After several hours I have finished the last chapter and finished this story. I hope you're happy as I will be focusing on the main story.
(1) imagine Sango's demon-slaying outfit for Inuyasha