WARIOWARE SWITCH

BY BARRYLAWN

one day in wario land prison wario was makin noise

"waaaaah, i shuda not abe heahr!" he shouted

"shut up wario we dont need u any more warioware is ded" said the guard

"wah, i shal make new game hows that"

"ok fine u have 3 days to make a new game"

"fine"

wario ran home and started writing the new game

he kept writing and coding and talkin with his frends until the third day when game was complete so he ran back to prison

"hey itsa here" said wario presenting the nintendo ds with wario game

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA" laughed nintendo "dis is for old sistem. WE USING NEW CONSOLE NINTENDO SWITCH NOW, WE CANT SELL THIS CRAP" he threw the ds in warios face

"WAAAAH?" shouted wario as he got the nintendo switch a new game console handheld thing by nintendo

"ha ha ha" laughed nintendo "and it just releesed today so we killed ds wii wii u and 3ds, its too late wario go to jail"

"NOOOOO, U BASTARD ILL THINK OF SOMETHING" shouted wario

but the guards were already there with guns to all his frends faces so wario would give up

"dont do it wario" said 9 volt

"dammit!" shouted wario "only one thing to do"

and he took out his phone

"HELLO LINK? GET OVER HEEEEEEEEEERE"

and then the phone pulled link out

"ok what" said link and wario pointed at the cops "oh ok"

right ay down right ay down

the world lit up and wario and link fell through portal of white for a while until he wasnt in white but black cause it was night of the first day

"wtf send me back to dawn" said wario

"oops things broken" said link "o well good luck"

and link went back to terminal to stop moon

"ok i gots the nintendo nx switch now" said wario "lets make game base on this"

so wario made a bunch of microgames where u have to go to handeld mode insted of screen mode caus the screen is too big to see wat stuff is and go back to screen mode caus handhold is too small to see shit

he got his pals to test if it worked but he got letter in teh mail

"dear wario

night of the final day"

"FUUUCUUCUK" shouted wario "HARRY AHP"

and he ran to car as wario land 4 clock thing counted down from 6 minutes like DLING DRONG RING TONG BLING RONG BRZT BRONG

he drove to nintendo hq but remembered they were waiting at prison not nintendo so he had to go there instead it took like 5 minutes but he got there and ran into office

"I A GOT IT" shouted wario shoving the switch game in nintendos face "PLAY IT SELL IT ITS GREAT"

so nintendo played it

and he turned to wario and said

"no"

"WAAAH" shouted wario as the men grabbed him

"PUNISH HIM" nintendo pointed at teh men and they took out guns and pointed them at warios head

BUT THEN THE SWITCH JUMPED OUT OF THE TOASTER AND HIT THEM DEAD

"SWITCH UR ALIVE" shouted wario

"yes cause they set the toaster to life mode which brings toast to life which makes them taste good so it also gave me life so im life an-"

"ARHRAHRPMMMMMMMMMM" wario ate the switch "wtf that tasted baaahd"

and den nintendo shook and shook and shook and shook and then theyr eyes were normal cause they were white before

"wario u save us!" said nintendo "we were controlled by teh mysterious power of 2016 to kill all of our good games and ruin the really good ones but we back now dont worry well release ur new game and make u famous"

"WAAAAHAHAHAHHA exellent" said wario "hey wait wheres the game"

but wario didnt bring the ds game when link played the song of time

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

THE END