Stalin wrestled Lincoln Loud on the ground, brandishing a syringe in his other hand.

"PLEASE! NO!" shouted the white-haired boy.

"nope sorry" the Communist said, mashing Lincoln's head into the carpet, forcing the taste of hair and cookie crumbs into his mouth. Stalin then waved the needle up and lunged down, plunging the syringe into Lincoln's spine. It struck between two caps of the bony support, and injected the fluid straight into his marrow. It quickly flowed through his whole body, and the transformation began.

Lincoln screamed as a large patch of warts suddenly sprouted from his back. They began squirming and contorting, morphing his flesh into a hideous skinmass. Stalin moved back, maintaining a safe proximity from the incoming terror. A humanoid body ripped free from his skin, flinging chunks of thick, congealed blood and fragments of his spine away. His body was almost completely demolished, the top and bottom part of his torso completely severed from each other, leaving a massive pool of crimson liquid bespeckled with a slurry of shredded organs, freely-running stomach acid, and a collage of bloodied bones. Lincoln's face was petrified with a look of sheer horror on it. Stalin looked complacent.

The being ripped off a few hanging swaths of flesh off his body, revealing a pink shirt with a star on it, though it was covered in blood. Steven Universe had been birthed.

Stalin, taking off his hat and allowing a large fountain of liquid rainbows mixed with shredded copies of the Declaration of Independence to flow freely from the cap, gave him a curt bow. A gesture of politeness and respect.

"Take me to the planet." the massive, developed, chunky abortion said. "The red one, with the sand dunes."

"ok"

Stalin's legs collapsed and doubled, turning into a silvery object and sprouted a black rim at the bottom. Steven hopped onto his back, straddling him. A massive jet of flames bursted from the leg-jets and rocketed them into the sky, propelling the duo into the cosmos. Steven let loose a demonic laugh as they rushed lightspeed through the void of space, a laugh that rang through the universe, raping the ears of all those who heard it, ramming his audio-dick into the canal. It would never begin, never end, a mere aspect of the cosmos. It was remembered, not forgotten.

Anal is like shoving your cock up someone's nose, pulling out, and being surprised when there's snot on the shaft of your penis.