"We're stuck in the middle of nowhere! How are we supposed to get home?", Jakob complained.
"Well, as the self-proclaimed SUPER SAIYAN of this group, I decree that we should follow my internal compass!", Matthew exclaimed.
"No, we'll follow MY internal compass.", Ben argued.
"I'm with Ben on this one, Matthew.", Ethan agreed. "Water?", Ben offered Matthew his thermos, trying to calm him down.
"Dude, no! You'll get herpes!", Jakob yelled.
"For the last god damn time, Jakob, we don't have STDs!", Ben shouted. The four of them started walking. Hours passed.
"Still no signs of civilization.", Matthew sighed.
"My legs... they're killing me.", Ben groaned.
"I know... so are mine. But we have to keep going. Otherwise, we'll die in the middle of the desert.", Ethan pointed out.
"You're right, Ethan.", Ben said. They got up and continued. What seemed like an eternity later, Jakob came across a sign.
"The first part is undecipherable.", Jakob announced.
"What are you doing with a twenty dollar word?", Matthew spat.
"Hold it! There's a second part. It appears to be a road sign, and there's a city within half a mile of this sign!", Jakob continued. "We'll finally be able to get some food, water, and rest.", Matthew said, relieved. They eventually came into the city. Matthew's smile of triumph turned into anger.
"WHY? WHY DID WE HAVE TO END UP IN THE FURRY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?", he sobbed.
"I beg your pardon? I'M A FURRY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FURRY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?", Ben roared.
"I mean, we're in Zootopia, where there's no humans, and in your fanfics, humans are hated here!", Matthew explained. As we walk on the street, the animals give us dirty looks. Suddenly a skunk ran up to the four humans. Her eyes looked worried.
"Have you four seen a wolf playing an ocarina anywhere around here?", the skunk asked, obviously in a hurry.
"No." Ethan responded. "Oh… Well, if you find him, could you text me? Here's my number.", the skunk said, pulling a Sharpie out of her tail fur and scribbling her number on a piece of paper.
"We'll keep our eyes... and ears peeled for your friend.", Ben told her.
"Thanks!", the skunk said, before running off.
"You know… She looked kinda familiar…" Ben questionably said.
"Hey! I never got your name!", he yelled at the skunk.
"I'm Blossom! Blossom Stenchington!", the skunk yelled, before disappearing out of their sight. Ben's face turned pale.
"What's the matter, buddy?", Jakob asked.
"Calm down... it may be a coincidence... this isn't fanfiction, this is reality...", Ben consoled himself.
"Didn't you ship yourself with her in your previous fanfic?", Matthew smirked.
"NO! My heart belongs to the one and only Judy Hopps.", Ben angrily said. Then a thought occurred to him. "
I can... meet Judy Hopps! Come on, everyone! To the police station!", Ben trumpeted.
"Ugh, seriously? Why? I thought we were looking for that ocarina-playing wolf.", Matthew groaned.
"We're going to the station to file a missing person... er, that is to say, missing animal report. And if we bump into Judy Hopps along the way, all the better!", Ben explained to his friends.
"Dude, promise me that you're not going to make a romance out of this...", Matthew muttered, then stopped. The four of them heard an ocarina being played. Ben pulled out his own ocarina and began to mimic the tune, closing his eyes and following the source of the sound.
The four of them came across a wolf playing a ocarina. When the two of them stopped, Ben opened his eyes.
"You are skilled in the art, young one. Might I ask you your name?", the wolf curiously asked.
"I'm Ben. Your friend, Blossom, was looking for you. Forgive me for asking... but you seem familiar. Have we met before?", Ben inquired.
"I don't recall meeting someone quite like you before. My name is Alex, Alex Moon.", the wolf introduced himself. Ben gasped.
"I... think I should sit down.", he said, before fainting.
Voice Actors
Blossom- Amy Birnbaum as Tea Gardner from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
Alex Moon (Present)- Dan Green as Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
Jack Savage- Whoever was supposed to voice him before he was cut from Zootopia
Ethan- Wayne Grayson as Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
Jakob- Matthew Charles as Jaden Yuki from Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Matthew- Some Super Saiyan voice actor
Ben- Greg Abbey as Yusei Fudo from Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds