Crazy trouble with love part 3

Yugito and Hidan

Series: Naruto

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A blonde haired woman ran through a sewer while glancing back to make sure the two following her were still there. 'Great! First I get up to train and a dog bites my leg NOW these guys are attacking me! Just great!'

'Well you could just let me control you for a second kitten.' Spoke a feminine voice. 'I could burn them in just a second.'

'No! The last time I let you run wild the east side of the village was destroyed! I swore to make sure to harness your power for Kumo and it'll stay that way.'

'Aw poo. Oh well and incoming.' The voice said before a large explosion hit the wall in her direction.

She ducked and hissed before reaching the room where other sewers met and turned to the pursuers.

"Hidan." Spoke a man with tan skin. "Make sure the jinchuuriki isn't one of your sacrifices."

"I know well enough to not slaughter her for Jashin-sama, so don't make assumptions." smirked a silver haired man with a scythe that had three blades.

"Yet you're too dumb to remember not to keep your body together." He said. "And I don't have much threads to reattach your body every time you act like an idiot."

"You two are both dumb to follow me here." smirked the woman before activating the exploding tags around the sewer entrances. The entrances were filled with stone and concrete as the room got dark.

'Try sneaking up on the silver haired man. He might be weaker than you after a bottle of sake kitten.'

Yugito growled before dashing towards the man with her eyes more accustomed to the dark while pulling out two kunai and slashed him across the neck.

The head slid off and landed on the water.

'Not bad.'

"Fucking hell!"

"Not again Hidan." Kakuzu sighed in annoyance. "You really need to learn not to let your guard down." he jumped to where he guessed they were while making a grab for her. But missed and only grabbed air.

'He's either old or very bad at seeing in the dark.' She thought with a grin.

'Don't be cocky. He might have a trick up his sleeves.'

"Kakuzu she's to your left!"

He turned and grabbed her but he missed by a few inches.

"Now you're fucking right!"

Same result as before but it was a little TOO close for Yugio's comfort.

'I need to end him and fast!'

'Incoming kitten!' The Nibi yelled as Kakuzu was about to grab her arm.

Yugito jumped back while seeing Kakuzu pick up Hidan's head while seeing some thread come out of his sleeve.

"You better pay me after this." He said as the threads reattached Hidan's head. "My threads aren't made of money you know."

"Blah blah blah." spoke Hidan before smirking as he lunged at Yugito and swung his scythe at her.

She ducked before using a kunai to strike Hidan's arm. 'This will definitely slow this guy down.'

'Hopefully kitten. But he did survive a beheading so….he might be immortal like me in a sense.'

Hidan laughed before swinging his other arm and slammed his fist into her gut. "You can cut my body up, but I will drown in your sorrow after this is over!"

"Hidan. No killing remember." Kakuzu said.

"Oh fuck you old man!"

Yugito gasped and jumped back. 'Damn it, if he's immortal and that other guy can use threads from any part of his body, this might be trickier than I thought. But I expected that with the Akatsuki.'

'Yes but you must admit kitten. The sliver haired man is kind of handsome.' Nibi said with a grin. 'Maybe you could use your charms to get out of this jam?'

'Nibi!' she thought with a growl. 'I am a proud kunoichi of Kumo, I will not offer my body like a prostitute to get out of a situation I can't handle.'

'I never said that. I mean just distract them then use a flash bomb to escape. But…..if you are really wanting to do that I won't stop you kitten.'

Yugito let out a scream of frustration before seeing Hidan rush at her and slammed his elbow into her gut, sending her flying back and made her roll against the wet ground with a groan.

"Now let's make sure she's secure." Kakuzu said walking towards the girl. "And again. NO sacrifices to your false god."

"He's not a false god!" he growled while Kakuzu brought more threads out from his arms and made them move down towards her.

'Get up kitten!' Yelled Nibi. 'Get up! And hurry!'

She groaned as the threads moved onto her body. "W-Wait."

"What? Begging for mercy?" He said.

'I can't say it damn it, it's not in me!'

'Just do it! I don't want to be extracted from you!' Nibi yelled in fear. 'Just DO IT KITTEN!'

"You can do whatever you want with me if you let me go!"

"Like what? Giving your entire bank account to me?" He said with a grin.

"No...I mean….fucking." she spoke with a blush.

That got their attention.

"Are you serious?" Kakuzu said. "I'm not interested in sexual matters."

'He's gay.'

"Besides, I prefer cash, especially since we were sent to take you while I had a good bounty to go after. This is just a last chance for getting out of this."

"But maybe I could um….give you my last mission payment if you let me go?"

"How much?"

"About 13 hundred ryo."

"...not enough to get out. But enough to live with only one eye."

"Hold up." Hidan spoke up with a grin. "You're obsessed with money, so you wouldn't understand the perks to a woman's body, so what say you take the ryo and I'll take the fucking part while you go sit down on the side and wait till we're done?"

"Oh really? You, the one that loves killing men, women and the local neighborhood dog to make your so called god happy, knows how to make a woman scream with pleasure? Now that's a laugh."

Hidan got a tick mark and headbutted Kakuzu. "I know plenty you old bastard!"

He shook his head at that while rubbing his head. "Like what? You know maybe if you COULD do that I could give you a few coins. Even if that's impossible for you Hidan."

"Oh really? Care to bet on that old man?"

"Yes." He frowned. "If you can fuck this jinchuriki good, I will let her go and keep quiet. If not, you owe me about….1,000,000,000 ryo's. In hard cash and you will have to stop praying to your god for a year."

"What?! That's insane!"

"Well it's either that or nothing boy."

Hidan felt his eyebrow twitch and flipped Kakuzu off. "I hate you."

"Same with you. So we have a deal or not?"

"Fine deal."

'They act like us. You know I just realized something kitten. He's like a male version of you.'

Yugito growled before he turned to her and didn't hesitate before ripping her clothes off.

"If you need me." Kakuzu said while walking near a wall. "I will be here, taking a nap and counting money in my dream money bin."

Yugito didn't know whether to be relieved or angry that she was offering her own body and only one of them was interested in going wild with it.

'Oh and kitten. I went ahead and put some sperm killing chakra in your pussy. So don't worry about being pregnant yet.' Nibi said with a hint of enjoyment.

'That doesn't help much!'

'Do you want kittens instead?'

'Well no, but you make it sound like I'm planning on having some in the future.'

'Maybe~' she grinned as Hidan started to take off his robes. 'Have fun kitten.'

Yugito looked and blushed since she never saw a naked man before, especially since she was just as naked too.

"Well, like what you see bitch?" He grinned while moving himself over her body.

"I-I've seen better." She tried to lie as her face blushed redder.

"Oh? Well have you felt his?" he reached up and cupped her breasts before he started kneading them.

"Ah!" She moaned while feeling a little hot, that's do to a certain cats chakra. 'Damn it Nibi! You made me horny!'

Hidan grinned while hearing her moan as he kneaded the breasts faster.

Yugito moaned even louder as her body temperature increased. "Ah!"

"Nice and firm, just the way I like it." he grinned while licking one of her nipples.

She moaned while feeling her snatch getting warmer and wetter from the licking. 'Damn you Nibi! Damn you overgrown fur ball!'

'I'm not a fur ball, I'm a Russian blue.'

'I don't care!' She mentally yelled as she somehow purred a little. 'Damn why did you make me purr?!'

'Because it might get his attention. That and it makes you more cute kitten.'

"Heh, you even sound like the demon inside you." he chuckled. "You must be feeling it more than I thought."

"I-I'm not meow!" She said before Hidan started to put a hand near her pussy and rubbed it.

"Yet your wet like a cat out of water." He said while rubbing the snatch a little harder. "Who knew you got off on offering your body up like this."

Yugito groaned while feeling her pride/honor getting torn as Nibi chuckled in her mind. 'What's so fucking funny!?'

'Oh just seeing you acting like a pussycat in heat. Plus he got you there.'

'That's only cause you're making my body more sensitive!'

'Details details.' It huffed. 'Anyway I think this guy might like your tits a lot.'

Hidan moved back to kneading both breasts before leaning down and started sucking on one of the nipples while tweaking the other one.

"Meow!" 'Damn it!'

He heard that and continued to suck and tweaking the soft breasts like they were wine bottles. Or blood bags if you're Hidan. 'This is getting better and better.'

'Oh yes. Kitten I just remembered something. You can now purr permanently!'

'THAT DOESN'T HELP!' She mentally screamed in rage.

'It does. For me that is kitten.' It said in a singsong voice.

'Fuck you!'

'I love you too. Oh and he's about to see you cum. Make sure it's extra wet.'

"Ah! I'm….cumming!" Yugito cried out as her wet pussy spewed out her love juices.

Hidan grinned while reaching down to take some juices on his fingers and started licking it up.

She panted a little before Hidan moved his cock close to her face. 'B-Big!'

"Alright, let's see how you like tasting me."

'Don't worry. It's not going to kill you….just make you wish you had more to taste.'

'F-Fuck you!' She thought before hesitantly taking a lick of the large rod. 'It feels warm and salty.'

'Yes it is. Especially with your sensitive tongue. Now lick faster.'

"Mew." She said before licking the cock a little faster as she took in the taste and smell. 'After this is done I'm SO getting back at you.'

'But you will be too busy making love to care.' Nibi laughed. 'Which is good since you ARE a stick in the mud virgin.'

'Up yours!'

'Just focus on making sure he doesn't get pissed. Especially if you fuck this up….yep I just saw us dying a horrible death with us being gang raped by tentacles and dogs.'

Yugito growled before she started licking up and down the cock faster while hearing him groan out in response.

"My, you're really a horny cat."

She purred in annoyance at that. Which Hidan mistook for pleasure as he stroked her cheeks.

"Good cat. Now lick a little faster and don't forget to lick the tip."

She obliged and licked around faster while swirling it around the head and reached up before rubbing his balls.

Hidan grinned at the sight as he grunted a little. 'Man, she's good. Really good!'

'Keep it up and how about nipping it.' Nibi said as Yugito got a dark idea. 'And no ripping his dick off. The other guy will just reattach it and we are BOTH good as dead.'

'Fine.' she thought while nipping the tip lightly while she started sliding the top of it into her mouth while sucking on it. 'It kind of….tastes good.'

'Yep. And who knows. After this day in the distant future we can look back at it with some laughs as this guy kisses your large belly of kitte-'

'Don't even finish that line.'

'Kittens.'

Hidan got an idea and grabbed her head before he started pulling her over more of his cock.

Yugito purred louder as she moved up and down the cock while feeling her nipples getting harder with each thrust.

"How do you like it? Tastes like fish to you?"

'...that didn't make any sense at all.'

'I agree with you kitten. It made no sense since you know his cock tastes like dried pre cum.' It blurted out. 'Yeah you shouldn't have heard that….well my bad.'

"Come on, suck harder." he grunted while thrusting while pulling her head over his dick.

She growled before sucking harder on the cock.

Hidan heard that and grinned a little. "So you have a little temper. I like that in a woman."

'That's a good sign. He might take a liking to you kitten.'

"Just remember to use your tongue faster." he grunted.

Yugito glared before using her tongue and felt the cock twitching slowly in her mouth. 'That's it…..oh no! No no no!'

'Yep. He's about to cum in your mouth. So relax and take it into your stomach.' Nibi grinned.

Yugito felt the cum pouring into her mouth as she felt some cum going down her windpipe. She had to pull back and cough while panting while relieved none of it went down the wrong hole.

"How was that?" He said with a grin.

'Nasty!' "N….Nice." 'Why did I just say that?!'

'Horny. Remember? You are horny thus you are being honest to your mate.'

'He's not my mate!'

'Not yet kitten. Not yet.' Nibi grinned as Yugito tasted the cum on her lips and got hornier than before.

"Oh? Is that why your pussy looks more wet than ever." he smirked pointing to the small puddle below her pussy.

"Y-Yes." She said with a purr. "Want to….lick the source?"

"Hell yes!" he made her stand and spread her legs before crouching down to get right in front of it before leaning in and started lapping at it.

"M-Meow!" She moaned as he continued to lap her wet pussy up. "F-Faster!"

He obliged as he licked her pussy even faster. 'Man, it's like I'm guzzling sake with how much is here.'

Yugito moaned louder while feeling her instincts taking over. "Faster! Make me cum like a bitch!"

'That's my kitten.' Nibi mocked cried.

"Oh you want it? You'll have it!" he spoke before thrusting his tongue up inside her before swirling it around.

"Ah meow!" She cried out. "Yes! Faster! Faster!"

'I can't wait till I make her really scream with my dick.'

Yugito moaned louder and louder as she felt her pussy getting even wetter from the constant licking. "Oh ah! Yes meow!"

'She's really making me hard right now.' he thought before pulling his head back.

She looked at Hidan with lust as she felt a little disappointed. "Why did you stop? It was getting good."

"I want to see if you can get it in yourself while you stay standing."

Yugito gulped before moving herself near Hidan as her snatch poked his hard cock. "Mmm, it's so big mew."

He grinned at that. "And it's waiting for your wet pussy."

She slowly lowered her pussy onto the cock and gasped while trying to stay standing. 'It's big! I might not fit it all inside!'

'Calm down and let my chakra numb the pain kitten.' Nibi said as Yugito moved her pussy down the cock.

"Mew!"

"Damn! You really are nice and tight!"

"You're so large!" She moaned as she moved closer to Hidan while feeling her hymen getting pushed by the tip.

He smirked and mashed their lips together before feeling his cock tear the barrier.

'Ah!' She cried in her head as Nibi's chakra started to lessen the pain in her pussy. 'It's….so good! I'm addicted to his cock!'

'Good, then this'll definitely keep us alive.' It grinned. 'Also use your tongue!'

She obliged as she started to wrestle Hidan's tongue with her own tongue. This just urged him to wrestle it harder while grabbing at her breasts again.

Hidan grabbed on the mounds really hard as Yugito moaned louder and purred up a storm. 'So she likes rough housing. That's my kind of gal!'

'Oh god! I can't believe his cock is opening me up like this.' she thought while rocking her hips up and down while her legs wobbled while it was hard to fully stand up.

Hidan noticed this and broke the kiss. "How about you wrap your legs around my waist? It might work ten times better than standing on wobbly legs."

"Yes." She said while Hidan help her get in position as she wrapped her legs across his waist. "Now fuck me."

"That was the plan." He grinned while thrusting his cock deep within her tight folds.

"Ah! It's so big and stiff!"

"And you're fucking tight!" he grunted. "How's it feel to give up your virginity to your enemy like that?"

"It feels great!" She purred. "Kiss me you fool!"

"I'm not a fool!" He said with a tick mark. He leaned in and pressed their lips together while not hesitating to push his tongue in and wrestle it again with hers.

'Oh yes! This is so good! I'm feeling warmer!'

'Yes you are kitten. Yes you are.' It grinned while Hidan groped her breasts even harder as he kneaded the mounds.

'I'll make sure she can't walk for a week after I'm done.' He thought as Yugito purred louder as he felt the sound vibrate on his chest. 'And maybe give her some tuna for the heck of it.'

"More! Fuck me more!"

"Of course pussy cat." He grinned before thrusting harder into the pussy as Yugito cried out even louder. "Come on, tell me how much you love this dick."

"I love it so much that I could die here and now if you don't fuck me harder!"

'Die by fucking. That might work on other sacrifices but not really at this time….yep I just said that and I got sick thinking about it.' he thought while ramming into her harder.

"Ah!" She cried out. "Fuck me harder! Make me fall into a sex coma! Meow!"

"I'm gonna blow! Get ready to take it all in your slutty hole!"

Yugito cried out as Hidan's cum poured into her womb as the tailed beast chakra started to turn them into blanks. Well maybe a few of them but….not ten or twenty sperm that were 'miraculously' saved from the chakra. "It's hitting my womb!"

"How it's all feel?"

"It feels perfect!" She moaned while Nibi grinned in her mind.

'Yep. I'm going to enjoy this.' It thought with a chuckle.

Hidan saw Yugito panting and smirked. "We're not done just yet."

She grinned before kissing his lips.

(Later on)

Kakuzu yawned as he woke up from his dream. "Man that ryo wife was a good businesswoman."

"Alright, we can go." spoke Hidan walking over with a satisfied grin.

"Was it a very short business?" He asked as Hidan growled at that jab. "Because I couldn't hear it at all."

"Up yours! And your ears are getting old and weak with old age."

"That's your opinion. I really don't care." he shrugged before standing up. "So since we're going back empty handed, we got time for this new bounty I kept on hand just in case."

"Maybe someone from Iwa? They are the most 'paying'." Hidan said with air quote.

"You read my mind. There's a shock."

"Oi! " he glared. "I'm smart when I want to be."

"Which is every ten years." Kakuzu said sarcastically. "Let's go before you start fucking a rock."

"Hey!" He growled before Kakuzu used a jutsu to break the wall in front of him. "I'm not that kind of person!"

"Then you like fucking a corpse then?"

"No!"

"Then shut up and lets go."

Hidan grumbled as they walked through the wall as the camera zoomed into Yugito who was covered in cum and finally in her right mind again.

'My, you really were a beast. You made me so proud kitten.' Nibi grinned. 'Now how did that feel? Exciting? Fun? Makes you want more?'

"Shut….up….furball…." she panted out while her leg twitched. 'Nine rounds, NINE rounds.'

'Actually it was ten. And you loved every minute of it.'

'At least I'm not pregnant.'

'Um…..well….I might have let a few sperm into your womb….' It said.

'How many!?'

'...twenty sperm. But hey you're going to be a mother of kittens so that's good right?'

'Are you insane! I lost my virginity to the man who was gonna kill me and had to degrade myself! Do I sound like I'm happy that I lost it to a pretty damn handsome man who made my legs numb?'

'Yes. Yes I think you're happy since YOU called him handsome. So shrug it off and rejoice! You're going to be a good mother!'

She sighed and sat up while wincing from how sore her lower portion felt.

'And don't worry. I'm healing your sore legs now. So in exchange…...go find him and make more passionate lo-'

'How about I JUST GO HOME!' she thought with an eye twitch while taking the last bits of her clothes. 'But first, I get new clothes to preserve the last of my modesty.'

'I can help with that!' Nibi said before turning Yugito into her second form. 'There instant clothing.'

"NOT WHAT I MEAN!" She roared in anger as the screen went black.