Title: I Object!

Pairings: Yullen (Blind!TemporaryMute!TemporaryDeaf!Allen x Kanda) and Lavilena, slight Chaoji x Allen at beginning.

Genre: Romance and hurt/comfort.

Rating: T for swearing. (Rating may go up.)

Summary: Modern AU!

Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray Man.

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Kanda sat in the silent kitchen with two other people as Tiedoll came back with a tray of tea. He looked at Bookman with a raised eyebrow while he crossed his arms.

"What did you want to talk about?"

Marie smiled and bowed his head when Kanda placed his teacup in between his hands.

Tiedoll sat down beside Bookman and fidgeted slightly, scratching the back of his head. A nervous laughed spilled from him.

"See, yuu-kun rem-"

"Don't call me that!"

"-ember when I said that I stopped working for The Black Order?" he recieved a confused nod. "Will I partially lied.. I still work for them. I receive my work through my laptop and turn it in. That's how we've been able to continue on living with what little money I've been getting paid for."

Kanda processed this information slowly before he narrowed his eyes. "What does your work have to do with what you wanted to talk about?"

"Uh.. Well.. Eheh.." Tiedoll slightly feared his son's wrath and looked at Bookman for help.

Bookman caught onto the look and sighed. "I'll get us to the point instead of procrastinating. You've been arranged to get married with a Noah."

Time ticked by before all hell went loose.

"YOU DID WHAT?! AND MOST OF ALL WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!" Yuu Kanda yelled from the depths of his lungs at the idiot old fart and Bookman.

Froi Tiedoll had immediately draped himself across the table, attempting to hug his adoptive son while he wailed loudly. "I'm so sorry, my son! I had n-"

"I'm not your son!"

"-o idea they forced this marriage upon you! It was so sudden!"

Kanda was beyond furious as he grabbed his chair and raised it above his head. He had been ready to smash the wooden chair onto the idiot's back if it weren't for Marie placing a placating hand on his arm.

"Now, now Kanda. No violence in the house and so far what father is saying is the truth."

Scoffing, Kanda turned his head away as he ignored Tiedolls pleading cries to forgive him while placing the chair down.

"Why me?! Why not some other idiot?!"

"There weren't any other suitors in the Incorporation for the proposal. As you can see, a few children of young age from within the Noah were chosen. But as we checked each file, we came upon a few.. flaws on them. The only one we believed was good enough of a choice was a child named Allen Walker." Bookman explained as he pulled a weeping Tiedoll back in his seat by the back of his shirt.

"And what does Allen-Fucking-Walker have that the others don't?" Kanda all but sneered.

"His sanity."

A trio set of eyes stared at Bookman questioningly.

"The Noah family are a bit.. deranged. And because of that we didn't want you, Tiedoll's adoptive son, to be harmed."

Cobalt orbs glared fiercely at Bookman. "I can protective myself just fine!"

"I understand that doing things like this damages your pride, but it's best to be playing it carefully then jumping straight into the wolf's den."

"Che." Kanda rested his cheek against his palm, his elbow leaning on the table, as he turned his head away.

"Think about it this way, Kanda. If you agree to marrying the Noah, you'll be saving the academy."

Cobalt orbs glared at the wall before he turned to Bookman with a scowl. "Saving the academy?"

Bookman nodded. "The Black Order has been losing companies since our downfall. From what we heard, the next to be closed down is the Academy."

Kanda glared at the tabletop. He didn't care at all if the academy was closed down but he knew that Alma and Lenalee loved that school and just thinking about the other's pain made him scoff.

"When is the marriage?" He'd do this for Alma and Lenalee.

"Before we start that, we need to have a good communication with Allen Walker."

"The fuck? What for?!"

Bookman pulled his laptop out of his bag and pulled the lid open. He pressed the power button on, listening to the device whirring onto life.

"Mr. Walker is the preferred one amongst the Noah. The Noah family are greatly attached to this child. If harm is skewered onto this child, the Noah will rid of said person."

Kanda snorted. "So what? He's babied?"

"We'll contact my idiot nephew through video camera and have him introduce you to Mr. Walker."

Kanda snorted as the others waited while Bookman prepared his camera and contacted Lavi.

When Bookman looked about ready to pack his things and beat his stupid nephew, said nephew finally connected onto his laptop.

Kanda, Marie, and Tiedoll looked onto the laptop dark screen as they heard rustling noises, shouts in the background, and loud crashes accompanied by the sounds of things breaking.

Finally the screen cleared up and there before them was a disheveled redhead.

"Panda-jiji! What's up? Oh, hey Yuu-chan, Marie, and Tiedoll! What's the occasion?!"

"Give him back, Tykki! I wanna play with him next! You've kept him to yourself all day long!"

"You've had shounen for the past two weeks! The hell you mean I've had him for the entire day!"

"Lulubell! Tykki doesn't want to share!"

"Hey!"

"I would suggest that you two let go of the poor boy. You're about ready to tear his arms out of his sockets."

"One sec!" Lavi disappeared out of sight before they heard a high pitched scream and the sounds of glass breaking.

"Link! Hey, Link! Help me out here! Where the heck is two dots?!"

"I would like for you to refrain yourself from calling me Two Dots."

"What are you doing to him! Give him back! I wanna play with him a bit more!"

"You've had shounen! Share!

""Lulubelllllll!"

"Ow!"

"Allen!"

"Shounen!"

The redheads laptop was snatched before they heard loud thumping and heavy breathing. The sound of a door slamming in the background and two relieved sighs were enough to assume that they escaped chaos.

The laptop was settled down and were once again greeted by a panting grinning redhead.

"Yo!"

Bookman snorted before he turned the laptop around to Kanda.

"You've hears about the proposal already. Mr. Kanda would like to meet Mr. Walker."

Kanda glared at the redhead.

"Hey, Yuu-chan! And sure! I can lip read and two dots can do sign language!"

"Don't call me that, stupid rabbit!"

The laptop was lifted once more before it was placed from what they guessed was a bed.

Kanda stared in awe at the young man - or girl? - as she or he sat on the bed with a blond man sitting down beside him and holding his hand as he did some gestures.

"Hey, two dots! Shortstack's fiance wants to speak with him!"

"Not two dots." the other grumbled before he looked towards the laptop. A displeased look appeared onto his features."That's his finace?"

The blonde glared at Kanda before he turned to young man beside him.

Said young man had long brown locks that reached mid back. A fringe of brown hair brushed against a pale forehead, the upper part of his hair was tied with a black ribbon. The young man has round childish features, eyes were hidden behind a pair of thick black glasses. Kanda noticed he had bandages wrapped around his neck, a gauze bandage on his cheek, and a few bruises scattered across his features.

Cobalt orbs looked towards Bookman.

Bookman cleared his throat as he placed his teacup down. "He was beat up and tortured by his ex lover. The injuries he received were quite drastic which left him temporarily mute and deaf. Also, Mr. Walker seems to be permanently blind."

Nodding slowly, he looked back towards the laptop and noticed that the young man was blushing. He began murmuring something before a pained expression crossed his face.

"Don't speak." Link scolded.

The other looked about ready to whine before his shoulders slumped forward and nodded. He turned towards Lavi and began mouthing a few words.

Lavi turned towards the laptop grinning like a fool. "Okay, ready? 'It's nice to meet you, my name is Allen Walker. But I'm pretty sure you know this by now.'"

Kanda snorted and turned his head away. "This is stupid. The idiot can't even speak or hear. Most of all he can't even see! This is-"

An image of milky grey orbs flashed through his mind before it disappeared.

"Yuu-chan?"

Kanda hesitated. He's not replacing the idiot moyashi with this brat, right? ..right? "Its not nice meeting you too and my name is Yuu Kanda."

Silence passed in the kitchen and with the redhead before Kanda's adoptive father began wailing.

"Oh, Yuu-kun! You're making a new friend and husband! Oh, I'm so happy for my son!"

Kanda hissed as his cheeks heated up in embarrassment. "Shut up! I'm not your son!"

Lavi gaped before he composed himself as he received a slap on the back of his head by Link.

"R-Right."

Link sighed as he began making a few gestures onto the brunettes hand.

The brunette stiffened before he suddenly reached out with a bandaged hand and slammed the laptop shut. A muffled yelp was heard, soon everything was silent.

"...what happened?" Tiedoll asked.

Bookman looked confused as well before he turned his laptop off and put it away. "I'm not sure but I'll speak with them later. It is quite late."

Tiedoll sighed and stood up, pushing his chair back in the process. "Alright, I'll escort you out.

Bookman nodded his head then looked at Kanda. "I would also suggest telling your boyfriend about this."

Kanda stiffened as he suddenly realized his mistake. He had agreed to the terms but had completely forgotten about his relationship with Alma.

"Fuck!" Kanda scrambled onto his feet before he ran out of the house.

"Don't be late for dinner!"

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And.. End! Next chapter will come out who knows when.. But I'll type it down soon! Don't kill me! *holds up shield* I promise I'll do it as quick as possible!

Also, Happy Thanksgiving my lovely reviewers!