Author's Note (Monster): Hello, our lovelies! This is the epilogue of the story, the final chapter, the end of How To Fall In Love In 7 Days! I'm excited about ending this story but it also means I won't be able to reply to the future reviews anymore. I think I already mentioned this but I finished the next update for Puzzle The Pieces and I'm currently trying to figure out what story to continue. What chaptered story would you like to see continued? Replies to the reviews below, enjoy!
Danny leaned his head against my shoulder and everything finally felt right. The week was coming to an end after all. The locks didn't need to be changed, Danny would have his computer back somewhere next week but our kisses wouldn't stop there. I finally had my Danny with me.
Dating him was the best feeling in the world. I kissed his forehead. "Danny?"
"Hm?"
"I hate to ask this while we're finally happy but why the hell were you angry with me this week?"
Danny looked into my eyes and laughed. "Really? You wanna know? You really can't figure it out?"
I shook my head. "No, what is it?"
The singer kissed my cheek. "I guess it doesn't matter anymore because you're mine now but last Thursday, at Charlie's party? Does that ring a bell? Maybe take into consideration I've been in love with you since forever."
I dug into my mind but the party was pretty foggy. I remembered parts of it but I couldn't remember anything that could've angered Danny.
"I really have no idea."
Danny elbowed me in the ribs. "Come on, dude!"
"No, really…"
He scowled. "How about you fucking slept with Jay?"
"WHAT? Dude, no, that is NOT what happened!" I called out and Danny cocked his head. "But Jay told me."
"No, I swear. That is not what happened. Why would Jay… Oh my God. That fucker had this planned all along…"
"Had what planned all along?" Danny asked puzzled.
Funny was drunk off his ass. If Charlie had asked him to do suicide shots one more time, he would've probably thrown up his guts in the nearest bushes of the garden. Maybe the pool. The inflatable pool, obviously, they weren't that rich.
Luckily he got to stay over tonight. There was no way he'd get home safely like this. Danny didn't feel like staying so he'd drive home. Too bad he couldn't drink because of it. Johnny and Kurlzz would hitch a ride with him as well so it would be just Jay, Funny and Charlie that night.
Around midnight Jay crept closer to Funny's drunk state. He was buzzing as well, music loud, no one really paid attention to them near the wall, hidden from plain sight. He leaned heavily on Funny. "Come with me."
Funny raised an eyebrow, grinned and shook his head. The shaking made his head spin and he lost his balance in the process, supporting back on Jay. "No, dude, you're a friend. I'm not gonna do this with you."
"Do what?" Jay chuckled.
"Drunk mistakes", the Mexican winked and Jay shook his head heavily. "What? No! Wait, you swing that way?"
Funny shrugged. "I like guys, yeah. Girls too but I got my eyes set on a guy."
Jay smirked, taking out his phone to try and text Charlie across the room.
"Did you know Funny's into a guy?"
"Yeah. Danny."
"Interesting… Wanna try to make Danny jealous? Not sure if he returns the feelings."
"Sure. What's the plan?"
The Mexican frowned. "What are you smiling about?"
"Just a text message. You wanna come with me now?"
He tugged his arm and pulled him along. Funny looked down as they walked upstairs, spotting Danny and Charlie talking to one another. Danny looked a little pale. Jay clumsily tried to text Charlie again but it was hard to with only one hand free.
"Send Danny upstairs in exactly five minutes and make it seem like I'm into Funny."
"Nasty, I love your plan."
Funny got a hunch Jay was gonna try something with him. "Dude, I said I didn't-…"
"Shh, you'll ruin it", the gas masked rapper grinned.
"Jay?"
He pulled Funny down against the wall so they were both crouching and pressed a finger to his lips, leaning on his heels to look downstairs. The Mexican had no idea what was going on but he didn't like this game. "What are you doing?"
"Shut up for a minute, ok?"
Funny shut his mouth when Jay pulled him to his feet. "Don't think and don't ask, alright?"
"What?"
Before Funny could understand what was going on, Jay pressed his lips against him with a fiery p assion. The other widened his eyes, fingers digging into Jay's arm as he was pushed inside the bedroom, door closing behind them.
With Danny watching.
"Dude!" Funny yelled, pushing him away.
"Shh!"
"What the hell?"
"Funny, trust me. I'm doing this to help you out."
The baritone voiced rapper snorted. "Like hell you are. You're not my crush, dude."
"I know. It's Danny, right?"
"How did you know?"
Jay grinned. "A hunch. I promise I'm doing this for you, dude."
Funny left the room more confused than anything else, walking his steps downstairs when he bumped into Charlie. "Hey, dude!"
"Hey! Danny lost his phone. I bet if you found it…"
The Mexican chuckled. "I'd get a kiss? I swear if he ever needs a favour from me, I'll ask for a fucking kiss in return."
"You mean Jay lied about what happened?" Danny asked.
I nodded. "He told me it was for my own good but why the fuck…"
"Charlie told me Jay liked you", the singer mused. "Said that you guys would get together."
"But Charlie knew about my crush on you", I murmured. "That fucking asshole… They were trying to see if you liked me."
"Sneaky", Danny hummed. "What else were they hiding from us?"
"Funny is so fucking hung up on Danny", Jay groaned, cracking open a can of beer as he sat down on Charlie's couch. Funny only just left the place to go home. It was Friday morning, the day their computer agreement would start.
Charlie grinned. "Danny's hung up on Funny, dude. He was so fucking pissed when he saw you kiss Funny upstairs that he left the party early."
"I know, right? It was a great idea to try and see if Danny would be jealous. Now we know their feelings are mutual", Jay said, sipping his drink. "Without revealing our intentions!"
"Yeah, I had no idea you could be this sneaky when drunk", Charlie chuckled. "My acting skills revived when I had to tell Danny you guys would get together. You should've seen the panic in his face."
"They need to start dating already", Jay groaned.
"We could totally set them up", Charlie muttered.
Jay cocked his head. "How?"
"Funny said he'd ask Danny for a kiss if he ever owed him something."
"What favour would Danny ask of Funny?" Jay wondered.
Charlie hummed as he sat down next to his friend. "He's been out of money thanks to that new computer of his. I bet Funny would love to pay for the repairs."
Jay grinned. "I agree but how the hell would you make sure his computer isn't permanently damaged?"
The bandana rapper chuckled. "I could steal the SSD?"
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HU4LIFEBITCHES: Bad situation it seems. Is it better now though? Your theory hit too close to home but I turned it around a little because your theory was my initial plan for the story.