Hello all, I usually don't make these kinds of "full chapter ANs" but for the sake of immersion, I've segregated my obligatory mumble ramble from the rest of the work cuz immersion.

This is by far the craziest, most batshit insane FanFiction I have ever done. Like, where to begin. First of all, this is technically a parody fiction, so buckle the fuck up and let me tell you a tale of wonder and majesty that was this Fic's origin. I turned 21 on October the 19th of this year (Le gasp, leeking all of my personaly info!), and I got the brilliant idea to snark bad FanFiction with my friends over Discord as a fun Birthday present.

… Well, everybody was busy. Thankfully FishSlayer (who I've been working with a lot lately, awesome person) was bored and had nothing better to do, so we spent four hours reading shitty, shitty FanFiction, TWO, in fact, and both of them were Dark Souls. So why is this a Bloodborne fiction?

Well, the nonsensical bullshit was so stronk, that we started just making shit up as we went along to try and explain just what the hell was going on, and eventually we concluded that the ruinous powers of the Great One's had entered the fics and fucked shit sideways. This in sync with a nonsensical plot, an OP SI piece of shit, and some truly glorious, hilarious typos lead to us basically getting Meta as fuck and creating our own story from all the unholy bits and pieces of nonsense we picked out.

Then, for Terror Souls, I thought, "I got a brilliant idea, let's take this unholy abomination and actually turn it into a full fiction."

So yeah, SEVENTY FUCKING PAGES, all written over the course twelve days, all inspired by a shitty SI smut fiction and typos. It's telling when the story of how the story came to be is a story in itself.

So, I would like to thank the following peeps for their support:

Mason Tims, a great IRL friend of mine who's helped review a lot of my work, and I his.

Guts Pryo, whose Grammar Nazism brought my writing skills to the next level and gave some great insight on how to get my prose sorted.

And Fish, who wasted a perfectly good evening helping me give birth to this thing.

Now, onto the fic proper. I don't usually post trigger warnings, but this is a graphic horror story and not for the faint of heart. It is strongly advised you read this to the tune of some nice horror ambiance with the volume up for immersion, and make sure you have plenty of spare time because his multi-chap is a long one and made to be read in one sitting.

Happy Halloween, Varior Nox.

Bonus Game: Try and guess/count all instances of the word "blood" and all variations thereof. Do not make this a drinking game. YOU WILL DIE IRL.