"Asami."
"Asami."
"Asami come quick get over here!" Korra shouted excitedly.
Asami who was sitting at the kitchen table quirked her brow as she put down her copy of this morning's newspaper Republic City Press.
She headed towards the source of the shouts to find Korra gleeful peering not so discreetly through the couple's white living room blinds.
"Asami, look!"
Asami rolled her eyes playfully as she joined Korra to see what all the fuss was about. Scooting over while continuing to look outside Korra explained how she had been in the middle of taking their dog Naga out for a walk when she noticed a moving van next door. So in true Korra fashion she decided to rush back to the house to check out these new neighbors.
Although she admitted she had yet to lay eyes on them she was indeed very excited about their arrival.
"Isn't this great Asami!" Korra exclaimed. "New Neighbors. New possibilities." She grinned widely.
"Yes. I suppose your right sweetheart." Asami smiled.
"I know! Do you know what this means?" Korra asked excitedly.
"No." Asami stated curiously.
"It means we could finally have another married couple on the block we can hang out with. Think about it double dates, people to talk to about married life, and tons of other stuff." Korra laughed.
Asami smiled at her wife who was practically shaking with excitement before chuckling at her cute antics. "Your such a dork." She grinned.
Yes, Asami had to admit the idea of having another married couple on the block was wonderful. Their last neighbors were horribly obnoxious college brats who threw parties well into the night. The couple tried to fix this problem all on their own figuring there was no need to involve the authorities just yet. They could handle a couple of college kids right?
However, every time Korra and Asami would kindly but firmly explain to the young men how they needed to lower the music down so that the young women could get enough rest for work in the morning. Those jerks would nod, smile, and simply turn up the music the moment they left.
It didn't take long for Asami to end up sleeping through a really important investment meeting causing her to lose a major client for her company leaving both Korra and her fuming. That night when Asami and Korra both came home from their respective jobs to find loud music playing Asami picked up the phone and called the proper authorities, to her dialing 911 never felt sweeter.
Soon enough an officer had arrived next door and the kids had lowered the music all of five seconds before it started up again. Agni knew if those brats even went to school. No one could party that much into the night and still be able to get up and head to class in the morning it was simply impossible!
After a while both women realized they were on their own since Republic City's finest didn't do shit about their disruptive neighbors no matter how many complaints they made. They had decided it was time to take matters into their own hands finally following through with one of Korra's diabolical schemes.
Yes, if you were to ask Asami she would say the whole getting back at those kids for making their lives difficult was very immature and stupid. However, those guys were turds and they totally deserved it and it was all Korra's fault. She had suggested they simply break into their neighbors' home to help adjust their speakers, but noooo it wasn't enough.
Asami had to admit Korra did have a knack for roping her into her crazy schemes. Three cherry bombs, two broken toilets, one flooded house, and a seriously messed up stereo later they found that they had indeed gotten rid of their little problem.
Korra and Asami had both tried to rationalize it claiming that those kids had simply gotten what they'd deserve, however both women couldn't help the tiny bit of guilt that knawed at them. After all they were supposed to be the adults and they really shouldn't have taken it that far.
The guilt didn't last long though as the boys were quick to point fingers at one another convinced one of their housemates had destroyed the house in a drunken stupor. This of course led to an all out brawl on their front lawn with multiple cops showing up right next door.
Korra and Asami decided to lay low for a while and were even able to come up with convincing yet slightly stupid alibies the night of the incident in case they were ever to be questioned by the police. Agreeing that no matter what they'd both stick to the story hoping they couldn't prove anything.
They agreed that Korra and her had spent the evening at Asami father's mansion riding Asami's Satomobile for a couple of hours before they finally stepped out of that bedroom and drove home late that evening. Asami's father had no problem claiming he heard Korra rev Asami's engine well into the night.
A gentle smile soon grew on Asami's face as she turned her head and gazed at the bulky yellow moving van parked right outside of the small brown home next door.
Yes, Korra and Asami both had to admit they were indeed desperately hoping that these new neighbors were definitely another nice normal married couple.